I think I wish too have a contest... and such rules are as follows, I will give the person on here who posts the most clever joke he can think of a prize, and there will be 3 prizes.
1. ??? youll find out ???
2. Membership on my programming team and 50% share of the money on my first game after my third person shooter in marc(so prob i april)
3. Something you need to win in order to find out what it is
At 2/10/11 08:31 AM, suprememessage wrote: I think I wish too have a contest... and such rules are as follows, I will give the person on here who posts the most clever joke he can think of a prize, and there will be 3 prizes.
1. ??? youll find out ???
2. Membership on my programming team and 50% share of the money on my first game after my third person shooter in marc(so prob i april)
3. Something you need to win in order to find out what it is
Oh yeah and a few rules I forgot to mention:
1. Memes definately will NOT win unless used in a clever way
2. No spamming or entering twice, or you will lose
3. The contest endds tommorow
sickipedia.org Knock yourself out.
At 2/10/11 08:34 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: sickipedia.org Knock yourself out.
Nah, I dont want website links
At 2/10/11 08:42 AM, suprememessage wrote:At 2/10/11 08:34 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: sickipedia.org Knock yourself out.Nah, I dont want website links
You're missing out. It has some hilarious jokes.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Here's a picture of me when I greeted Trick or Treaters at Halloween last year. I should win with this, it is both clever and funny to traumatize little kids like this.
At 2/10/11 08:43 AM, Gagsy wrote:At 2/10/11 08:42 AM, suprememessage wrote:You're missing out. It has some hilarious jokes.At 2/10/11 08:34 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: sickipedia.org Knock yourself out.Nah, I dont want website links
Those jokes are officially extremely stupid.
Tick Tock
A blond is driving her sports car, and shes goin pretty fast. Eventually she passes an intersection where a cop is sitting and is immediately pulled over. The cop steps out of the car; she is also a blond woman. She walks up to the car and says "Can I see your license?" The blond driver looks at her funny and starts lookin through her purse, pullin things out and checking through the entire bag. She pauses and asks the officer "What does this license look like?" The cop looks at her as if she is retarded and says "It has your picture on it." The blond keeps lookin through her purse, pulls out a mirror and looks at it, then hands it to the cop. The cop looks at the mirror for a few seconds, and says "I wouldn't have pulled you over if i knew you were a cop"
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
I don't need your recognition or approval.
Fuck you......that's the punchline.
At 2/10/11 08:51 AM, Falonefal wrote: Those jokes are officially extremely stupid.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football.
What a bunch of idiots.
I'm gay because I like cock.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
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At 2/10/11 09:38 AM, Gagsy wrote:At 2/10/11 08:51 AM, Falonefal wrote: Those jokes are officially extremely stupid.My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football.
What a bunch of idiots.
I'm gay because I like cock.
Really......?
Why don't you take a seat over there.
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On 1st March, 1953 I got a chance to talk with Joseph Stalin over the phone. I asked him: "Comrade Stalin, If I asked you to resign from position of Chairman of the Council of Ministers, would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question?".
Comrade Stalin was thinking for few minutes, and after that I got disconnected from Kremlin. I spent few next days thinking about Stalin, and the question, till the 5th.
At 2/10/11 10:05 AM, Makakaov wrote: On 1st March, 1953 I got a chance to talk with Joseph Stalin over the phone. I asked him: "Comrade Stalin, If I asked you to resign from position of Chairman of the Council of Ministers, would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question?".
Comrade Stalin was thinking for few minutes, and after that I got disconnected from Kremlin. I spent few next days thinking about Stalin, and the question, till the 5th.
Good one. Made me think. Here's a pretty famous one:
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got the person. The bartender replied that if you go into the closet there is a genie that will grant one wish. The man dashed into the the closet and, as the bartender said, there was a genie. The man wished for 1,000,000 million bucks, but instead, got 1,000,000 ducks. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I asked your fucking genie for 1,000,000 bucks but i got 1,000,000 ducks!" The bartender replied, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST?"
one day i was sitting down in a chair that is used for sitting much like the ones you may see in your own home and this cat walked up to me and i'm all like sup cat and he's all like sup guy and so he sits down in the chair next to me and i'm all like did you hear about that guy who walked into a bar and he's all like yeah it's terrible and i'm all like yeah sigh and he's all like i know.
dude i just talked to a cat give me credit ok yup.
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やりまん
So my school forced us to go to mass the other day and this kid passedout in the row thing and fell and hit his head really hard. lololololol?
They called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken.
What do you call a lazer that smokes weed?
A HIGH BEAM
i know, its overused but whatever
cop
What did the fetus say to the abortionist?
Please! Stop! I want to live!
It needs work, I'll allow you that.
Man walks into a bar
man falls over, says "ow"
Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A. dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.
So far I still haven't seen anything better than mine. This is gonna be a win for me!
At 2/10/11 10:46 AM, Miladdy wrote: They called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken.
Oh, Zing!
I've got a question for the developers of RPGs: Who thought that drinking an age old drink/eating old food found in a forgotten chest tucked away in a decrepit God-forsaken crypt swarming with festering diseased zombies is a brilliant idea to regain health?
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At 2/10/11 11:13 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: Life
Life's a joke that we don't get till we die, and even then the punch line isn't funny.
Janeane Garofalo is a very talented, extremely funny comedian and also a nice, tolerant, and respectable person.
There you go.
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Q: What do you get when you mix a cat and a dog?
A: A pussy sniffer.
and
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster and a dog?
A: A cock smeller.
and AND...
Q: What do you get when you mix booze and pills?
A: A dead hooker.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
And yes, I knew about this joke before it was popular.
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