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[JackLuxom]

Jesus fucking fuck. My little brother was just trolling some raver kids on facebook for the last like five hours. It started out kind of funny. Then they started threatening to egg his house. This is about the time I walked in the door. I watched as he sat there, and was like "Pfft... whatever dude. You come to my house with some eggs, and i'm gonna beat your ass" Which to be fair probably would have been the way it went down.
This kid starts TRIPPIN and challenging him to a fight this Friday at some Club, so my brother was just like. Man whatever, here's my address. (Gave him a house down the street)
At this point like four other people jump in and start talking shit about jumping my brother, so I hop on, and let them know that if they show up in a mob, i'm gonna just start buckin and spread em around. This turns it into "BAAAH! Whatever dude. I'm so hardcore. We'll roll on you right now. Everybody I know has a gun.". Mind you these are kids that are like eighteen, and nineteen talking about they're going to ride on my brothers pad.
I end up talking to the one that was the cause of all this, and told her that I'm not playing, if her friends show up, I know what all of them look like, NONE of them know what I look like, and i'm just gonna post up in a shadow, and start picking them off.
About thirty minutes later, she tells me that her "Crew" is on the way. Sure enough some fucking punk ass kids show up down the block, and start egging a house. I took down their license plate number, called the cops, deleted my posts, took screen caps of all their posts.
Hope they have fun with that community service.
XD

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 2/8/11 11:15 PM, JackLuxom wrote: her

This is where your doucheitude tripled.

[g12man12]

Kids today have issues. Ho-hum. Fighting over such non-sense. Oh well.

[dlxrevolution]

At 2/8/11 11:15 PM, JackLuxom wrote: ~"Pfft... whatever dude. You come to my house with some eggs, and i'm gonna beat your ass" ~

I honestly thought for a second that you said "I am gonna eat your ass"

[Cericon]

Egging a house or your house?

Either way, doing the right thing was the wrong thing to do. Should've beat the shit out of their car.

[sweet21]

Ghetto kids and "mainstream" kids always get into fights like this for no reason. it comes as no surprise to me.

[JackLuxom]

At 2/8/11 11:21 PM, Cericon wrote: Egging a house or your house?

Either way, doing the right thing was the wrong thing to do. Should've beat the shit out of their car.

Naw we gave them an address down the street. I can't believe they were actually dumb enough to think we would give them a our actual house.
BTW, some of you are probably wondering why I mentioned a gun. Apparantly this one dude is older then the rest of them, and supposed to be some hardcore G. He was talking about coming over, holding my little brother down while they curb stomp him. So I decided to let them know that I am a legal fire arms owner, and if I so much as see his face, he would be a legal corpse. He didn't show up.

At 2/8/11 11:18 PM, g12man12 wrote: Kids today have issues. Ho-hum. Fighting over such non-sense. Oh well.

That's what I thought. I wasn't trying to go to prison for beating up a couple of seventeen year old pansies while their girlfriends watched. I figured the best way to handle it was the way that I did.
The detective said that nothing serious is going to happen to them, but they'll all probably get some community service.

At 2/8/11 11:18 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 2/8/11 11:15 PM, JackLuxom wrote: her

This is where your doucheitude tripled.

Why? for trying to discourage these stupid little kids that they aren't hard, and they need to calm the fuck down?

[Racoonmario]

At 2/9/11 04:51 AM, JackLuxom wrote: So I decided to let them know that I am a legal fire arms owner, and if I so much as see his face, he would be a legal corpse.

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[Gagsy]

Your brother must be a hilarious guy.

[masheenH3ad]

Seriously! Do you really have time with things such as these?

[Wolfos]

There is a button on your keyboard, it's called "return".
USE IT!!!

[GenocidalTendencies]

Haha nice. I have a few fake facebook accounts that I do similar things on. This weekend I was trolling this jock from a high school in my town. I told him to meet me at a mall to fight and he actually went there and messaged my mules account calling me a bitch and a no show. Kids these days are so easy to troll, man is it amusing.

[JackLuxom]

At 2/9/11 05:00 AM, Gagsy wrote: Your brother must be a hilarious guy.

Well the OP this girl made was "Haha. He has AIDS!" Talking about apparantly nobody. So my brother replied with "That's not funny. For real. AIDS isn't a joke." She got all mad, and started saying shit like "Why do you have to be getting up in my business. BAAAH!!" So he took it upon himself to start trolling her. It just escalated. Either way, looking back at it, it's pretty funny. "Oh dude, we're so going to fucking stomp you if we see you around the rave scene."
WHAT?! Do you realize that all of you have PLUR in your screen name? (Peace Love Unity Respect)
Kids are just dumb. I don't know. Some of the shit I said was pretty fucking stupid too, and I COULD get in trouble for it, had any of them been smart enough to screen cap any of it. Luckily after I started deleting a bunch of my posts, I told them what I was doing, and they all started shitting bricks begging me not to call the cops. Basically it just looks like they sat there and threatened to shoot, stab, jump, and otherwise just maim my brother. I even told the detective some of the things that I said, and asked if I could be getting in some form of trouble. The detective thought it was completely ridiculous, and assured me that there was no way that any legal harm could come to me or my brother for any of the remarks we made in return, because we were only threatening to defend ourselves, and his home.

[RubberTrucky]

At 2/9/11 05:00 AM, Gagsy wrote: Your brother must be a hilarious guy.

This but triple the sarcasm.

Nice way to get the cops involved instead of flaunting a gun about, but be sure to give your brother the whupass of his lifetime.

There's better ways to go about then taunting kids at random and waiting for big bro to solve his shit.

[Halberd]

What toughcunts. People like them are douchebags and take ages to learn their lesson, that given maybe your brother provoked it.

Like I said, people like them are jerks and usually don't learn their lessons and I've experienced a lot of them and they aren't very productive to society (sorry if that sounds a bit harsh.)

[JackLuxom]

At 2/9/11 05:36 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Nice way to get the cops involved instead of flaunting a gun about, but be sure to give your brother the whupass of his lifetime.

Well thank you. At least SOMEBODY thinks I did the responsible thing.

There's better ways to go about then taunting kids at random and waiting for big bro to solve his shit.

He's actually 19. He didn't intend on me getting involved. I don't think he intended anything to be all that offensive. It started out as just trolling, and I happened to show up during the middle of it.
Honestly if any of these kids would have been man enough to just show up, and try to scrap to squish the problem, I would have let it slide. My little brother has been doing martial arts just as long as I have, and i'm really confident in him as a fighter. One on one, it would have went down, and I wouldn't have done anything. Whatever happened would have happened. I would have stepped in and stopped it the second it got out of hand, but the fact that they want to pull some bitch shit, show up, egg a house, and then dip set? Fine. I'll pull some bitch shit, and get the cops involved. I'm not actually going to shoot anybody over this, but the second that one fool started talking about curb stomping my little brother, that ain't gonna fly.

@Wolfos... No there actually ins't a return button on my keyboard. Do you mean backspace?

At 2/9/11 05:42 AM, FurryDemon wrote: What toughcunts. People like them are douchebags and take ages to learn their lesson, that given maybe your brother provoked it.

Honestly, yeah. He pushed them. He was trolling. It's the internet though. Seriously, all you have to do is just close the page, or block somebody. Don't go threatening their life, and property.

Like I said, people like them are jerks and usually don't learn their lessons and I've experienced a lot of them and they aren't very productive to society (sorry if that sounds a bit harsh.)

I don't know if you're talking about my brother, or the other kids. My brother is nineteen, has a full time job at an animal shelter, and his own house.