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I believe you are a virgin until you stick your erect penis that has the ability to ejaculate (so your 13+ year old dick) into a willing female's vagina.

I don't recall being unable to have a boner at 5 honestly. Mind at rest, yeah right. You did nothing wrong, I think.

..Dude.. When I was a kid (a smaller kid) I thought girls were icky.. I never experimented at all.. :s I thought such things only happened in stories. :l

My opinion is that a person has not lost there virginity until they've experienced an orgasm while engaging in a sexual act. At that young an age orgasm is unheard of... therefor I doubt that it would have counted.

No, you aren't a virgin. But you should say you are, unless you want to tell this story to everyone that asks.

At 2/8/11 04:06 PM, samuraijackman wrote: you can't get a boner at 5

That is completely false. You can have an erection at any age.

At 2/8/11 04:21 PM, samuraijackman wrote:

At 2/8/11 04:18 PM, Lorkas wrote: Who the fuck says you can't have a boner at age 5? I've been having wood for as long as I can remember.

shut up man no one has a boner at age 5, don't be fucking stupid

How the fuck does that make sense you retarded piece of shit.

At 2/8/11 07:08 PM, NeverHundred wrote: My opinion is that a person has not lost there virginity until they've experienced an orgasm while engaging in a sexual act. At that young an age orgasm is unheard of... therefor I doubt that it would have counted.

So what about women that have never had an orgasm even though they lost their virginity months or even years back.
Also to the OP why are you asking us this question when you stated yourself that even if we said you weren't a virgin, you'd still just say you were. Our opinion really doesn't matter.

At 2/9/11 08:35 AM, onlyata wrote: Umm.Are you American?

Yes, what does this have to do with the reprocutions of me experimenting as a child?

1.) You didn't know what you were actually doing, you cant comprehend anything that complex yet, besides you were probably starting to go through one of the psychological phases when you realize that you have something between your legs
2.) given that you were five, we know you didn't ejaculate inside her

was your penis in her? yes... does it count? no

Well either way, you didn't contact her after... so you're a bad guy

At 2/8/11 06:28 PM, BigMike47 wrote: lol how the hell is he going to get pics I mean he was 5 when it happened. Unless he was some super playboy when he was 5 and decided to take pictures or builds a time machine he's not gonna have pics lmao (i wont go further). You sir are quite silly indeed :D

... Wat.

Also yeah I totally had boners when I was < 10 years old.

At 2/8/11 07:04 PM, samuraijackman wrote: well you're a fucked up child, because i know the first time i got a boner i didn't run to my parents saying mum what's this? the same way i didn't ask them what sex was, etc.. you got friends for that shit

Oh yeah because asking your mates why your peepee got hard is totally normal and cool etc.

The fact that you already knew about it makes you a non-virgin already. So you are a virgin no more.

So let me get this straight

-You had sex with a 5 year old
-You are proud of it and you want to boast about it on the internet
-Now everyone is talking about their dicks
-Various people have said that this is fine

My head hurts..
Are you all retarded?
OP this isn't something you should say to anyone but a shrink

This is a terrifying thread

No, you're not, and neither is she.

At 2/9/11 12:51 PM, Gasthecar wrote: So let me get this straight

-You had sex with a 5 year old

Are you mentally retarded? Can you read?

He was 5, she was 5.

OP, is infact, not a virgin.
It's not because of that experiment when he was, no.
OP was tight.

jk

daddys stash? wut?

I'm dying for the details, please enlighten me.

At 2/8/11 04:03 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Serious question for non-serious people, but I digress...
You know how we all experiment as kids with other little kids? This is something I've never told anyone except for now...
When I was five, my dad had a motorcycle riding buddy of his that'd bring down his also five year old daughter. Now, I think yen'z can get the jist of what happened, so I'm not going into CP-y details, But yes, we did it for a minute because we'd found Daddy's stash. No one got off, don't worry.

Ok I can't reamber stuff when I was like 5 and under so well so I have no clue if getting a boner was possible then but I think if you put it in her you know what that may class as sex not completly sure though and sorry the picture I have has never been more suited to post LOL XD.

I think you're still a virgin.

At 2/8/11 04:21 PM, samuraijackman wrote:

At 2/8/11 04:18 PM, Lorkas wrote: Who the fuck says you can't have a boner at age 5? I've been having wood for as long as I can remember.

shut up man no one has a boner at age 5, don't be fucking stupid

I did, and it made for a hilarious family story that I'll never live down. In fact I've had boners since I was much younger than 5.

You can't even ejaculate at that age, let alone get a boner. I think you're safe.

At 2/9/11 02:15 PM, McGangbang wrote: daddys stash? wut?

That magical age between 3 and 7 when your parents took and hid a toy of yours... You go n look for it in their room and discover multiple VCR's labeled "adam and eve"...
THAT stash.

I actually think you did lose it. It doesn't matter if you're five or could actually achieve a boner. As soon as it's in, it's gone. Even if for a second.

At 2/9/11 03:59 PM, N30Chaos wrote: You can't even ejaculate at that age, let alone get a boner. I think you're safe.

Don't be stupid, erections can occur at any point in a boy's life, even very early childhood.
Ejaculation, on the other hand, DOES OCCUR IN BOYS AGE 1-3. Its not that they're horny, sometimes they don't even realize it, their body is just (for want of a better term) leaking.
5 is probably pushing it, but OP did say that neither he nor the girl came. Just wanted to clear that up, after seeing so many false assumptions in this thread.
"The trouble with people isn't that they don't know, it's that they know so much that ain't so."
-Josh Billings

on topic: nothing you do before the age of 13 counts, OP. Luckily you aren't a girl, because if the hymen is ripped during intercourse, it can be said that you are literally not a virgin. MEN ARE MOAR BETTER, FUCK YEAH.