Serious question for non-serious people, but I digress...
You know how we all experiment as kids with other little kids? This is something I've never told anyone except for now...
When I was five, my dad had a motorcycle riding buddy of his that'd bring down his also five year old daughter. Now, I think yen'z can get the jist of what happened, so I'm not going into CP-y details, But yes, we did it for a minute because we'd found Daddy's stash. No one got off, don't worry.
The reason I bring this up is because I've been asked by The woman if I was a virgin. She is, so it's cool, brah. I tell her that yes I am, but I don't really know if I am or not. If I'm not, I'm still goin to say that I am, but I just need to put my mind at rest.
What's your thought? Do I still have my V-card? Thanks for being semi-serious with your answers.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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At 2/8/11 04:03 PM, 111122223138 wrote: My penis was in her vagina, does that count as having sex?
Yes.
I don't know what to put here.
Ohhhh I have a similar memory I'm trying to put behind me but here's the thing.
You are not responsible for anything you've done more than 10 years ago under the age of 18.
Tick Tock
I'd say you still do.
Kids experiment with each other. There is stuff in my childhood of a sexual nature that I don't consider to be part of my sexual life. It was just me and someone else 'fooling around' like kids do. To you both it was an innocent thing, you didn't know what you were doing right?
Besides, you don't want to have to tell people you lost your virginity when you were 5. They'd think it was the bad kind of child sex.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
You are still a virgin. Pretty much impossible to have a boner at that age.
I don't exactly know, it's just a freaky idea.
At 2/8/11 04:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'd say you still do.
:They'd think it was the bad kind of child sex.
Because there's a good kind of child sex?
ps, Yes, you've still got it.
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"Who needs partners? We got hands!" - Gagsy
At 2/8/11 04:10 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:
They'd think it was the bad kind of child sex.Because there's a good kind of child sex?
ps, Yes, you've still got it.
Well, I'm just saying that two 5 year old years experimenting with each other is obviously not the bad kind of child sex involving evil men and vans.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 2/8/11 04:10 PM, Bassanova-001 wrote:At 2/8/11 04:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'd say you still do.Because there's a good kind of child sex?
They'd think it was the bad kind of child sex.
ps, Yes, you've still got it.
Made me lol. I think this too.
Who the fuck says you can't have a boner at age 5? I've been having wood for as long as I can remember.
At 2/8/11 04:18 PM, Lorkas wrote: Who the fuck says you can't have a boner at age 5? I've been having wood for as long as I can remember.
This, random boners all the time.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
No, you aren't a virgin. Despite what these people have said. You, by definition, have had sex.
At 2/8/11 04:23 PM, TrollTrollington wrote: No, you aren't a virgin. Despite what these people have said. You, by definition, have had sex.
Coming from TrollTrollington.
And I got boners when I was little...
At that age, the whole "Insert Tab A into Slot B" thing just does not exist in your mind. It is completely innocent and everyone experiments. It's part of growing up. You're still a virgin.
Guys me and this girl were bored when we were younger so we were all comparing things and she's all like wtf and i'm all like ikr and then they touched am i still a virgin.
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At 2/8/11 04:27 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: At that age, the whole "Insert Tab A into Slot B" thing just does not exist in your mind. It is completely innocent and everyone experiments. It's part of growing up. You're still a virgin.
How can you even say that? By definition he is not a virgin.
This reminds me of a joke;
Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
yur asking if yur a virgin or not??
yur a sad strange little man.. haha
At 2/8/11 04:30 PM, Gagsy wrote: This reminds me of a joke;
Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."
lmao I haven't heard that one.... To the OP I'd say your good I mean you were at the age where you didn't know about consequences or by that matter probably what sex really was, it was just harmless experimenting. My bestfriend who I've known all my life did the same thing when he was like 7, and brags about losing his virginity which always makes people think he was raped haha. My point being just say your a virgin there's no point feeling guilty over what you did as a kid.
as long as it's good under the hood
OP is a hero among men. Getting laid before he can read...Jesus Christ.
I'd say you are. It wasn't sexual. It was just two little kids fooling around. I'd say you have to know exactly what sex is, for it to count.
At 2/8/11 04:30 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Pics or didn't happen.
lol how the hell is he going to get pics I mean he was 5 when it happened. Unless he was some super playboy when he was 5 and decided to take pictures or builds a time machine he's not gonna have pics lmao (i wont go further). You sir are quite silly indeed :D
You only lose your virginity if you stick it inside the hole.
At 2/8/11 04:21 PM, samuraijackman wrote:At 2/8/11 04:18 PM, Lorkas wrote: Who the fuck says you can't have a boner at age 5? I've been having wood for as long as I can remember.shut up man no one has a boner at age 5, don't be fucking stupid
You're the one who is being fucking stupid.
Little kids get boners before the age of 5.
I know I did.
At 2/8/11 04:08 PM, SCTE3 wrote: You are still a virgin. Pretty much impossible to have a boner at that age.
Dont some babies have boners as they are born?
I remember reading that somewhere, but i guess it is possible to have a hard on pre-puberty if that is the case, why youd want to is another matter i guess.
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At five years old you havent hit puberty, so your balls arent there yet, so they never really got exposed to it so yes I think your a virgin, sorry for the bad news buddy
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