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Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:38 AM Reply

Anyone ever do this, and your penis and balls are just like, everywhere?

I drew this diagram.

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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:41 AM Reply

Women do jumping jacks using my penis.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:46 AM Reply

That guy needs to put his pockets back in the right way.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:52 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 03:46 AM, Narcissy wrote: That guy needs to put his pockets back in the right way.

That's about as funny as naked jumping-jacks.

I found this picture by the way.

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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:55 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 03:52 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: That's about as funny as naked jumping-jacks.

Who's trying to be funny? I just think the guy needs to put his pockets back in.

I found this picture by the way.

Okay?


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:55 AM Reply

Stopped doing it for one reason....

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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 03:59 AM Reply

I am going to film this and then edit this in in front of a porn video with my face super imposed onto the guy. Like, "Before" and "After."


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:03 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 03:55 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/8/11 03:52 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: That's about as funny as naked jumping-jacks.
Who's trying to be funny? I just think the guy needs to put his pockets back in.
I found this picture by the way.
Okay?

You're being way to serious for a guy who clicked on the naked jumping-jack thread..

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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:05 AM Reply

jumping up and down with my penis flopping around? No I haven't done that actually, if you question why I haven't you should re-think asking.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:05 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 04:03 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: You're being way to serious for a guy who clicked on the naked jumping-jack thread..

Or is my serious attitude part of a humorous persona?


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:06 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 04:05 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/8/11 04:03 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: You're being way to serious for a guy who clicked on the naked jumping-jack thread..
Or is my serious attitude part of a humorous persona?

Both are possible. To determine, I will now flip a coin. While doing jumping jacks naked.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:07 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 04:06 AM, Ryanson wrote: Both are possible. To determine, I will now flip a coin. While doing jumping jacks naked.

Be sure to use your penis to do the flipping.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:08 AM Reply

You think a gang was ever told by the boss to jump a guy named Jack, and they got confused, and the boss came back to the safe house all fucked up, and the gang was doing jumping jacks?

because I totally think that happened.
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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 04:10 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 04:07 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 2/8/11 04:06 AM, Ryanson wrote: Both are possible. To determine, I will now flip a coin. While doing jumping jacks naked.
Be sure to use your penis to do the flipping.

The only way to flip.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 05:00 AM Reply

I'm doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back.


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 05:01 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 05:00 AM, Racoonmario wrote: I'm doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back.

Just be careful.

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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 06:04 AM Reply

Jumping jacks: one of the many disadvantages to having boobs


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 06:04 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 05:00 AM, Racoonmario wrote: I'm doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back.

No that's me doing jumping jacks behind you


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 06:14 AM Reply

At 2/8/11 06:04 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Jumping jacks: one of the many disadvantages to having boobs

This.

I do jumping jacks while grabbing my boobs.

Kind of defeats the purpose


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Response to Naked Jumping-jacks Feb. 8th, 2011 @ 09:45 AM Reply

Some people don't even have to jump

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