I have a penis
Engage it in pseudo-political, borderline philosophical, mostly metaphysical discourse.
Cast is fucking awesome
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I'll blow him up with my level 80 mage.
black magic attack!
Take off my pants and gently place balls on it's face before it bites them off.
Write a book about it being the allegory of Jesus.
Make sweet, yet depraved love to it until it grows sick of me and leaves in disgust in the middle of the night while still wearing stained underpants.
I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
Scream. Realize that it talks. Scream more. Plead. Beg. Offer other people I live with to die instead of me. All the while I'd be searching for any kind of item I might use as a weapon.
Now, what is the lion saying?
I pat him on his head cuz I'm good with kitties :3
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At 2/8/11 12:26 AM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Turn it into a rug.
A PERSIAN rug?
I'd challenge that damn lion to pistols at high noon! No one breaks into my house and disgraces my name!
Call Mr. Plow that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow
I simply place myself into my automobile.
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At 2/8/11 12:14 AM, Wegra wrote: Quick, What do you do?
fap.
Keep it as pet. Lions are a great line of defense.
At 2/8/11 12:14 AM, Wegra wrote: Quick, What do you do?
Also it talks.
OMG A TALKING LION! KILL IT WITH FIIIRRREEEEE (no caps)
At 2/8/11 12:40 AM, RobJohnson wrote:At 2/8/11 12:14 AM, Wegra wrote: Quick, What do you do?fap.
Ditto
Emphasis are great!
It talks? Well, if it can communicate in my language, and understand what I'm saying, I'd try to reason with it first. If it could be reasoned with and tamed, that fuckin' Lion is MINE. If it's hostile and violent, I might call animal control so they can capture and study this marvel of the world, and learn how a cat could comprehend and emulate a human language. If a life is threatened by it though, I'd do my best to shoot it with my K-98, because when the fuck else am I ever going to get a chance to legitimately NEED that weapon?
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At 2/8/11 12:14 AM, Wegra wrote: Quick, What do you do?
Also it talks.
Get in the fucking car
befriend him man imagine dat people would be like "ur gay lol" and im all fuck you and the tiger would jump around errywhere and eat em life would be good
i am gay
At 2/8/11 01:29 AM, Arthuria99 wrote:At 2/8/11 12:14 AM, Wegra wrote: Quick, What do you do?Get in the fucking car
Also it talks.
not without my computer!
I mean lion sorry haahahahwehaufbae
i am gay
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If it talks, I would tell it to get back in the wardrobe and go back to Narnia.
At 2/8/11 01:50 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: If it talks, I would tell it to get back in the wardrobe and go back to Narnia.
I made the first Chronicles of Narnia joke.
Talk to it and ask it if it wants a cup of tea.
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