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Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:08:23 Reply

While you're having it, it's sweet, and nice, but pull your lips away, and feel the bitter, harsh aftertaste leaving you confused and wondering if to go for it again or not.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:10:01 Reply

That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:11:10 Reply

You are the next billy mays


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:12:15 Reply

The fuck kind of Sprite are you drinking boy?


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:12:24 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.

Your right. Sprite taste like shit either way.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:12:50 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:12 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: The fuck kind of Sprite are you drinking boy?

He's trying to make a witty metaphor.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:13:41 Reply

Lol, it doesn't mean you shouldn't drink it, it means you should never stop.

So go get yourself some sprite, and die of over-hydration.

Falonefal out.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:14:34 Reply

Sprite doesn't leave a bad aftertaste?

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:15:04 Reply

A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.

That sucked, didn't it? Made it up on the spot.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:19:47 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:15 PM, hitman1993 wrote: A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.

I don't think you "fix" girls.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:20:38 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:19 PM, Ptero wrote:
At 2/7/11 06:15 PM, hitman1993 wrote: A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.
I don't think you "fix" girls.

LOL yeah it was alright until the fixing part. Good try though.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:21:09 Reply

Sprite is like a woman. You want to sex it up, unless you're gay.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:22:52 Reply

Sounds like you've been confusing Gini for Sprite, dude.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:23:31 Reply

Women are like getting presents when you were little.
First you get all psyched because the present looks so nice.
Then you open the present and you are a bit disappointed with it's content because it never lives up to your expectations.
You figure it's still fun to play with and you play with it.
Then it ends on a heap with the rest of your toys.


Example of my singing here

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-07 18:27:03 Reply

I thought he was talking about animation sprites and I dun be more lost than a gay african american atheist in the deep south...


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:13:01 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:34 PM, towellyfan wrote:
At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.
he's a diabetic, all diabetics drink crappy tasting diet soda.

Actually, I am not diabetic.
I drink coca cola original like nobody's business.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:22:42 Reply

Sprite = The fucking best soda ever

Tastes good no matter what


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:48:44 Reply

See, you need to hit the illusive Mountain Do. It tastes good until you have drank waaay too much and you never want to drink it again.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:54:52 Reply

Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.

Sprite is like a woman.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:55:32 Reply

At 2/8/11 02:54 AM, Cootie wrote: Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.

Blahblahblah grow some muscle then we'll talk.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:56:17 Reply

At 2/8/11 02:55 AM, Falonefal wrote:
At 2/8/11 02:54 AM, Cootie wrote: Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.
Blahblahblah grow some muscle then we'll talk.

I have the one muscle that counts.

ask yo' sister.

Sprite is like a woman.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 02:59:17 Reply

At 2/8/11 02:56 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 2/8/11 02:55 AM, Falonefal wrote:
At 2/8/11 02:54 AM, Cootie wrote: Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.
Blahblahblah grow some muscle then we'll talk.
I have the one muscle that counts.

ask yo' sister.

Not only are you smalldicked, but you compensate for it by fucking with 3 year old girls?!
Oh that's bad man, that's really bad.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 03:04:52 Reply

At 2/8/11 02:59 AM, Falonefal wrote:
Not only are you smalldicked, but you compensate for it by fucking with 3 year old girls?!
Oh that's bad man, that's really bad.

You just jelly. Thats all...

Sprite is like a woman.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 03:25:38 Reply

That's the worst analogy I've ever heard. And I'm not just saying that.

How's this one? Women are like cigarettes. The best ones are thin and rich.

But the bad ones slip out of your hands and burn a hole in your pocket.

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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 03:36:31 Reply

At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.

Theres no Sprite that tastes better than free Sprite =D


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 04:23:47 Reply

That's how Mountain Dew Energy tastes. It's hard to get in the UK sometimes.
But the caffeine makes it slightly bitter and it's so delicious.
Sprite just tastes of lemonade for me.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 04:27:03 Reply

Bitches taste like poison and kill like poison. In my depressing life anyway.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 06:01:32 Reply

I would of said when you first pop one open, its full of flavor, life, and is bubbly all around. After a while it becomes flat, dull, and disgusting. Thats when you dump the old and open a new one.


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 06:03:53 Reply

I like my women like I like my coffee

Decapitated and stuffed in the freezer


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Response to Sprite is like a woman. 2011-02-08 06:06:52 Reply

The more Fanta you drink, the worse it tastes.


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