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If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 19:55:51 Reply

Women would be so much hotter.
Think about it, the ugly girls wouldn't be having babies as much, cause they wouldn't have make-up to make them look nice and get them laid. Only the naturally attractive women would be getting any (or at least as much) and they would pass on their good-looks genes.
Damn make-up companies, they make girls ugly.

Or am I totally wrong?
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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:06:21 Reply

Actually, like 75% of the time, I'd prefer an ugly girl without make up over a pretty girl with make up. Going somewhere without putting up layers of make up shows you are convinced there is a ray of prettiness in yourself and if you can show that, you become twice as pretty.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:07:33 Reply

Natural beauty is a rare thing. Have you seen some women without makeup? It's like "Oh my god, I just let a dog give me head."

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:08:57 Reply

Actually when really attractive people have children they tend to be ugly.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:10:08 Reply

At 2/5/11 08:07 PM, Gein wrote: It's like "Oh my god, I just let a dog give me head."

According to some people on newgrounds, this is a good thing.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:11:44 Reply

At 2/5/11 08:07 PM, Gein wrote: Natural beauty is a rare thing. Have you seen some women without makeup? It's like "Oh my god, I just let a dog give me head."

That's my point...

I don't feel like going back and getting the quote from space-whale, but rofl.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:29:00 Reply

Every girl's a little more butterfaced without makeup.

Fuck off, I love that stuff.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 20:29:11 Reply

Totally makes sense.

Unless you're into dog-head.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 21:41:29 Reply

At 2/5/11 08:08 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Actually when really attractive people have children they tend to be ugly.

What? How? Give me an example, I can't think of anyone this has happened to.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:04:40 Reply

I hate seeing girls wear tons of makeup when they would look better without it.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:06:13 Reply

It looks like they have masks made out of crayola on.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:09:28 Reply

So what if women want to use make-up? Is that so horrible? Your reasoning against women using make-up is ugly and shallow. You think that "ugly" women shouldn't be born, but they are, because their mother's were ugly, and used make-up? You're a monster.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:25:49 Reply

Really?

Lets see....

Erm...NO You fail!

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:26:48 Reply

Cool theory bro, too bad makeup didn't exist for fucking thousands of years, but there's still ugly people.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:28:16 Reply

It does sorta make sense, but I think ugly girls are still going to find a way to get pregnant, like rape.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:29:34 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:09 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: So what if women want to use make-up? Is that so horrible? Your reasoning against women using make-up is ugly and shallow. You think that "ugly" women shouldn't be born, but they are, because their mother's were ugly, and used make-up? You're a monster.

I never said ugly women shouldn't be born. Fuck you for putting words in my mouth.

At 2/5/11 10:25 PM, arbiterg wrote: Really?

Lets see....

Erm...NO You fail!

I wasn't talking about women being hotter with make-up on.

You two clearly didn't get what I was saying in this thread.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:33:01 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:29 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:09 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: So what if women want to use make-up? Is that so horrible? Your reasoning against women using make-up is ugly and shallow. You think that "ugly" women shouldn't be born, but they are, because their mother's were ugly, and used make-up? You're a monster.
I never said ugly women shouldn't be born. Fuck you for putting words in my mouth.

You said that ugly women wouldn't exist, and women would be much hotter, which is basically what it breaks down to. You're a creep.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:37:29 Reply

Subtle amounts of makeup that builds upon pre-existing natural beauty is fine, ugly girls lagged in makeup is quite disgusting, especially if it's fake tan.
However, if you got rid of makeup entirely, it'd probably be easier to get a girlfriend, but harder to find good porn. I'm more than shallow enough to say fuck it, give me the porn.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:50:08 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:33 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: You said that ugly women wouldn't exist, and women would be much hotter, which is basically what it breaks down to. You're a creep.

No. I was going for more of a natural selection thing with this thread. Like how a black rabbit wouldn't survive long in a snowy area, and can't pass on its black fur genes. So after a while, all the rabbits in that snowy area are white. Make-up is like putting a white sheet over the black rabbit.
And you know what I'm saying with that ^, don't tell me I just said all ugly women should die.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:53:49 Reply

Hey guys Im a chick and I dont wear makeup unless its a special occasion. I have seen so manygirls freak over nothing, and they have to get out makeup. Its re dick.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:55:35 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:50 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:33 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: You said that ugly women wouldn't exist, and women would be much hotter, which is basically what it breaks down to. You're a creep.
No. I was going for more of a natural selection thing with this thread. Like how a black rabbit wouldn't survive long in a snowy area, and can't pass on its black fur genes. So after a while, all the rabbits in that snowy area are white. Make-up is like putting a white sheet over the black rabbit.
And you know what I'm saying with that ^, don't tell me I just said all ugly women should die.

Dude, just shut up. This is exactly what you said.

"Damn make-up companies, they make girls ugly."

And I never said that you said ugly women should die, those are your own words.

So you can backpedal all you want. I heard you the first time, and you never mention any fucking black or white rabbits...

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 22:57:11 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:37 PM, iateamexican wrote: Subtle amounts of makeup that builds upon pre-existing natural beauty is fine, ugly girls lagged in makeup is quite disgusting, especially if it's fake tan.
However, if you got rid of makeup entirely, it'd probably be easier to get a girlfriend, but harder to find good porn. I'm more than shallow enough to say fuck it, give me the porn.

I agree on all counts. Preach, brother, preach! It's a kind of duality, I guess.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:04:46 Reply

At 2/5/11 10:55 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:50 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 2/5/11 10:33 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: You said that ugly women wouldn't exist, and women would be much hotter, which is basically what it breaks down to. You're a creep.
No. I was going for more of a natural selection thing with this thread. Like how a black rabbit wouldn't survive long in a snowy area, and can't pass on its black fur genes. So after a while, all the rabbits in that snowy area are white. Make-up is like putting a white sheet over the black rabbit.
And you know what I'm saying with that ^, don't tell me I just said all ugly women should die.
Dude, just shut up. This is exactly what you said.

"Damn make-up companies, they make girls ugly."

That part was a joke.

So you can backpedal all you want. I heard you the first time, and you never mention any fucking black or white rabbits...

I know I didn't, I was trying to explain myself differently, since you obviously took my first post the wrong way.

At 2/5/11 10:53 PM, PinkRose11 wrote: Hey guys Im a chick and I dont wear makeup unless its a special occasion. I have seen so manygirls freak over nothing, and they have to get out makeup. Its re dick.

Yeah it is. I know a girl that feels the need to cover up every tiny little pimple (like ones nobody would even notice unless they were looking).
Also, played your game. One of the few dress up games I actually kinda like.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:05:18 Reply

I prefer natural beauties but what the hell, let women paint themselves if they feel ugly without make-up.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:06:44 Reply

At 2/5/11 11:05 PM, kmau wrote: I prefer natural beauties but what the hell, let women paint themselves if they feel ugly without make-up.

A lot of ugly men would love that luxury. Some do wear makeup, but most don't.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:15:53 Reply

While I suppose your theory would make sense one way, what you're not considering is there is a tier of "attractiveness," and it makes very much sense for it to exist.

Say, if all women born were not ugly in any way, people would still categorize some as being "uglier" than others, even if their difference in looks is so minuscule. Plus, different people consider different things attractive about a person. Then you have to consider that there are plenty of unattractive people who have developed wonderful personalities to make up for their shortcomings appearance-wise. Would it really be worth it to lose such an awesome person, just because they aren't as attractive?

Then you have uglier men, who tend to be attracted to and mate with uglier women because the more attractive women are out of their league. These men would likely not be with a woman if it weren't for uglier women existing.

Breeding out ugly people doesn't make sense, plus, you can't be sure things would necessarily work that way. Genetics doesn't always "play fair", so to speak. Let the ugly people breed with the ugly people, and the pretty people breed with the pretty people.


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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:16:43 Reply

But without makeup our standards would drop and we would find ugly people now as decent if the standard of good looking women had dropped.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:55:52 Reply

because the light that reflects off these primates faces that you perceive, is always perceived the same way, and that there is only one way to look at it and to judge looks. and that your libido and distorted perception doesn't dictate your perverted lusting for these apes. while these apes are getting airbrushed etc

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:57:35 Reply

At 2/5/11 11:55 PM, unowned wrote: because the light that reflects off these primates faces that you perceive, is always perceived the same way, and that there is only one way to look at it and to judge looks. and that your libido and distorted perception doesn't dictate your perverted lusting for these apes. while these apes are getting airbrushed etc

...What? Am I the only one that doesn't get what he just said?
Also, I don't like where this thread went. But whatever.

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Response to If makeup was never invented... 2011-02-05 23:59:07 Reply

um i lik gurls with makup

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