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"You know what you did. If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you."

I mean, what the fuck? If I knew what I did, would I be asking you, you bitch? To me, it's just the ultimate worst. Others might say the worst thing to hear is "I cheated on you with your (best friend/brother/father/other sickening partner), but not me.

To you, what's the worst thing that could come out of your girlfriend's mouth?

"I want to get married."

"I'm pregnant, and we are not going to put it up for adoption".

she was never heard from again.

"Why does your pen0r point to the left so much?"

"I'm really a guy."

"No, i'm not ready yet."

"How big is your dick?"

At 2/5/11 01:28 PM, Tycrane wrote: "How big is your dick?"

In that same vein

"Aww. It's so cute."

mid-coitus: "You remind me of my dad."

"I pee standing up."

"You're gonna put THAT in me?"

At 2/5/11 01:44 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote:

At 2/5/11 01:28 PM, Tycrane wrote: "How big is your dick?"

In that same vein

"Aww. It's so cute."

Or she says nothing at all. And leaves you.

"Yawn"

At 2/5/11 01:38 PM, agustana wrote: Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: Nothing.

You're fucked.

Oh god hearing that just pisses me the fuck off so fast. I just storm off and leave.

I can't help it but a p3n15 that has been in cold water (like a pool) looks HALARIOUS to me. I can't help but mention how small it looks when my fiance has one. I know it's a total man destroyer but I can't help thinking/saying it.

Girl "Im pregnant"

:Dam... No more buying condoms from the drug store...

Lets be friends.

"You made me pregnant. Now I have to get an abortion. AGAIN! And start all over, mate."

At 2/5/11 01:21 PM, AngelofPeace wrote: "You know what you did. If you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you."

This ^ or "we need to talk" or somesuch.

If a girl ever said that to me id say flat out "I know what i did? Why the fuck would i be asking if i knew, you wana play that game? get the fuck out. I don't ask for help to be an asshole i ask for help to improve myself."

At 2/5/11 01:49 PM, RobJohnson wrote: I'm late.

What are you talking about baby? You said you wanted to meet here at six and it's not even...

Oh...

Shit...

"I have a dick, too."

"Let's just be friends."

-From the girl that I love so fucking much. ):

"Can we talk?"
"I'm breaking up with you, its not you its me"
"I have aids"
"I use to be a man, but then I had the surgery"
"My dick is bigger then yours"
"Little Dick"
"Wanna go shopping"

The possibilities are endless.

"of course no freak...me and you...never"
"It's ok I'm sure this is the first time it happens to you"

Well,in the 2nd one the whole situation is bad...

At 2/5/11 01:49 PM, MistressMelon wrote: I can't help it but a p3n15 that has been in cold water (like a pool) looks HALARIOUS to me. I can't help but mention how small it looks when my fiance has one. I know it's a total man destroyer but I can't help thinking/saying it.

You just killed all self-esteem and future possibilities of me being with a women.

This is unfamiliar to me, as I have never had any experiences with girls.

At 2/5/11 02:26 PM, zooos wrote:

At 2/5/11 01:49 PM, MistressMelon wrote: I can't help it but a p3n15 that has been in cold water (like a pool) looks HALARIOUS to me. I can't help but mention how small it looks when my fiance has one. I know it's a total man destroyer but I can't help thinking/saying it.

You just killed all self-esteem and future possibilities of me being with a women.

Don't worry, just make sure you show her what your real size is before she sees it in cold water and she'll know what you're really made of. I'm pretty sure every guy looks halarious in cold water and most women know of this scientific shrinking effect.

"i hate newgrounds" would be the worst thing a girl would say

At 2/5/11 02:26 PM, zooos wrote:

At 2/5/11 01:49 PM, MistressMelon wrote: I can't help it but a p3n15 that has been in cold water (like a pool) looks HALARIOUS to me. I know it's a total man destroyer but I can't help thinking/saying it.

You just killed all self-esteem and future possibilities of me being with a women.

What a bitch.
It was shrinkage! I was in the pool!