Yesterday i had to do a presentation for my English class.
Now, i'm not English and it's not my first language, but we had to do it completely in English.
So yeah, i was a little nervous but i figured that that would pass while i was talking. It always does.
The subject we (me and 2 classmates) chose was: beer.
We had made a powerpoint presentation and we had prepared good enough.
We would probably have a good grade if i hadn't fucked it up so badly..
It was my turn to talk. And so i did.
I started talking about how beer is one of the oldest beverages and how it came to existence.. when i felt something wet. In my pants.
I looked down and saw a dark stain on my jeans, spreading around the area of my crotch. I had peed in my pants.
I started panicking in my head, but it seemed like no one had noticed it. Everyone was staring at me and probably thought that i just forgot my lines. They were waiting for me to continue speaking.
And i tried to do just that, but i couldn't. It all happened so fast that i was still a bit in shock and couldn't remember what i was saying.
To make things not completely awkward i tried to continue and hoped that i would remember where i stopped if i just started speaking again.
But it didn't come to me. I searched for words: ''So beer is.. ehm.. very old and.. well..''
Then suddenly someone yelled: ''HAHA, HE PEED IN HIS PANTS!'' and started pointing at me.
I felt a wave of horror and humiliation. Everyone started laughing, pointing and calling me names.
It all became too much and i started crying, which only fueled the already ear-deafening laughter.
There i stood. Crying and feeling completely hopeless while i desperately tried to cover the wet patch on my pants, but it was so big that i didn't succeed.
When i came to my senses a bit i ran out of the classroom, to the toilets where i stayed until my pants were dried up.
As soon as it was completely dry, i ran out of the bathroom towards the exit. A couple of people laughed when they saw me running past them, but i didn't pay attention to them. I wanted to go home, lay down in my bed and cry my eyes out.
But before i could reach the exit, a teacher i ran past grabbed my arm and asked me: ''What's the hurry? Shouldn't you be in class?''
It occurred to me that this man didn't know anything about what happened and i tried to think of something that would regain me my freedom.
''Yes, i should be in class, sir.'' i said. ''But my mother sent me a text that my dog died and i really want to go home.''
I even managed to make a teardrop fall out of the corner of my eye, which wasn't so hard actually. All i had to do was think about what happened in the classroom a few moments ago.
The teacher let go of my arm and i went home. I haven't left my house since and i don't have the balls to tell my mother what happened. When she asked why i was home so early, i just said that the teacher was sick and proceeded to my room.
I think i'll stay home sick on Monday. And Tuesday. And Wednesday. And every day after that.
Newgrounds, what should i do?
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
You are 18.
Op, you look 18.
But you act 12.
You sure you are not 12?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
╰⋃╯私の腰は、自分自身で動いている
やりまん
Making up stories isn't entertaining, the moment I got to the part about the wet spot I stopped, obvious fake is an obvious fake.
At 2/5/11 12:01 PM, Viktor wrote: You are 18.
Op, you look 18.
But you act 12.
You sure you are not 12?
I am quite sure i am not.
Fuck it. Walk in there on Monday with a gun in each hand.
Make them pay for laughing at you.
And you aren't 18. A teacher wouldn't grab an eighteen year old by the arm and ask them if they should be in class.
At 2/5/11 12:06 PM, Love4Arias wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dvSlvZL G8
That isn't funny. Not even a little bit.
OP, you should go back to school, piss on everyone, and then laugh as loud as you can in their faces.
You should have played it off that you were demonstrating one of the possible results of extreme intoxication. Instant A for the dedication.
Where's that confounded bridge?
Pee in all of their mouths, that will show them.
does this story have something with DIS?
My mother and i are moving away from my stepfather (this is a very good thing). When we are in our new house we will probably not have internet straight away.
So yeah, that's quite a big thing. That we are moving out i mean, not that being internetless is a big thing.
Also, things aren't going so well at school. I have bad grades for Maths and Economics. I hope everything will be alright and that i pass my exams.. but that's not my biggest concern right now.
I am also seeing a psychologist to work on my assertiveness. I want to become more assertive.
And my music? Well, i'm not really feeling like making any lately. Although i have been listening to lots of music and have discovered a lot of new music.
I've also been singing quite a lot lately and discovered that it makes me feel better.
And while i'm talking about singing..
On February 17th i have my practical music exam. Everyone in my music class has to start their own project and we have to recruit people for it.
I am going to sing Life Is A Song by Patrick Park (video below) and a classmate of mine is going to accompany me on his acoustic guitar.
I'll actually have to perform this on stage (in my school) with lots of people watching.. but i can't say i'm nervous. In fact, i'm really looking forward to it :)
I'm also going to play drums for two other classmate's projects.
cop
...You sound like your in elementary school
a) Your teacher was sick so you went home... Do you only have one teacher? I don't think so...
b) A teacher grabbed you by the arm and asked if you should be in class... that sounds kiddish.
c) You say you wanna go out sick for how long? For ever... Sounds a bit childish
d) I haven't seen any one peeing their pants since first grade... That's a long time ago
e) How does a talk about beer bring pee?
f) Your 18 and peed your pants, hard to believe.
Sorry, you don't sound like your that old
At 2/5/11 11:58 AM, FairSquare wrote: Yesterday i had to do a presentation for my English class.
Now, i'm not English and it's not my first language, but we had to do it completely in English.
So yeah, i was a little nervous but i figured that...
Newgrounds, what should i do?
Cool story, bro
At 2/5/11 12:53 PM, Love4Arias wrote: It wasnt meant to be funny. Its was mean to be random nerdy boy.
Being random isn't cool.
At 2/5/11 01:01 PM, Love4Arias wrote:At 2/5/11 01:00 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:Nether is have 1,200 posts in a site bro. Spend alot of time here huh?At 2/5/11 12:53 PM, Love4Arias wrote: It wasnt meant to be funny. Its was mean to be random nerdy boy.Being random isn't cool.
Neither is having 40 posts in a site. Your point?
And this, children, is why you piss before you give a presentation.
At 2/5/11 12:57 PM, scotty117 wrote: ...You sound like your in elementary school
These kind of responses is the reason i made this thread :')
At 2/5/11 01:04 PM, Love4Arias wrote: How is have only 40 post not cool? Its shows that i dont spend all day here and actually get sunlight. Unlike you nerdy boy who has 1,200 posts.
You just signed up 3 days ago.
You already have 40 posts.
You get sunlight my ass.
At 2/5/11 01:04 PM, Love4Arias wrote: How is have only 40 post not cool? Its shows that i dont spend all day here and actually get sunlight. Unlike you nerdy boy who has 1,200 posts.
I've also been here for 2 years now. It isn't hard to get 1200 posts over the course of 2 years.
You've gotten those 40 posts in 3 days, that's and average of 14.13 posts per day.
I have an average of 2.14 posts per day.
Who spends their entire day on here now dickweed?
Hey, fuck both of you. I have 8,000+ posts.
I'm a fucking loser.
At 2/5/11 12:52 PM, Tateos wrote: Pee in all of their mouths, that will show them.
I'll take it into consideration, thanks for thinking along :)
You seem to type perfect english so I dont see why you cant speak it.
By Life Stream
That sucks man. Still seems like your in MS so don't say your 18.
Tell your mom, if i ever get bullied(And yes, i hate it bcuz i cant fight back.) my mom fights for me, but peeing your pants actually sucks, your teachers won't fight for you. But go punch each of your classmates or talk to your teacher.
At 2/5/11 01:37 PM, TechnoHound wrote: You seem to type perfect english so I dont see why you cant speak it.
I'm a faster typer than most ppl, but I don't do read alouds or speeches well, thats why i wont enter a spelling bee unless i write it on a paper. I also explain things better in person while speaking then typing it.
I couldn't read the whole thing because my eyes were suddenly blocked from the screen for some reason.
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
I don't give a fuck about your problems so I'm not going to read all of that. LOL!
In my world there's only a 0 or a 5.
You don't go home if your teacher is sick, you get a sub.
A teacher wouldn't let you walk out because you said "My Dog Died"
And why would you be doing a project on beer anyway?
I do projects of beer and smokes and drugs in health, and that was in elementary, now im in MS and still ahve to do it.)
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