Work or Prison?

[SneakyGameBoy]

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... You get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share.

IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

[mothballs]

IN PRISON...you get raped or always have fear of getting raped by dudes while other guys out there are fucking hot ass girls.

[Wunderbar]

this isn't a real question is it

[MiroDK]

Not all jobs are related with offices and shit like you see on TV you know.

[arbiterg]

IN PRISON...95% The soap slips out of your hand in the showers.....

[19thNervousBreakdown]

IN PRISON -- You have to sell yourself to the Aryan Brotherhood as a drug mule to protect yourself from constant rape
AT WORK -- You have to put up with Steven from accounting's crappy one-liners because he has an in with the boss and you want that promotion

Tough call

[Wunderbar]

AT WORK you get to go home.

[19thNervousBreakdown]

At 2/5/11 10:58 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: AT WORK you get to go home.

IN PRISON -- You're already home. No spending money on rising gas prices so you can commute or suffering on public transportation.

[Yert]

Oh boy, haven't heard this one before. Besides, not all jobs are shit like that.

[rowkiller89]

in prison, you will get shanked

[IronJesus]

prison would be heaven if you had alot of friends in it.

[POTaTOS]

IN PRISON... you are surrounded by convicted murderers and rapists with a fear of getting the crap beat out of you every second
AT WORK... You don't
IN PRISON... You have to slave away pounding rocks, excersizing, and doing grueling, exhausting things.
AT WORK... you choose what job you want to have and don't need to apply for the stereotype jobs you're talking about
IN PRISON... you eat disgusting meals
AT WORK... you can bring whatever you want to eat

please shut up

[Fim]

This is a strangely convincing argument :)

[Nerdonk]

IN PRISON You can buy snack foods at lunch time
AT WORK The vending machine NEVER fucking works.

[Shadowu]

Hmm, lets see

Prison: 5/10

Work: ranges from 3/10 to 8/10

Lets vote...

I VOTE FOR WORK!

[Dosensuppen]

ON TV ... I saw this on the Office, or something like it.

[scotty117]

Hard decition. Both have disadvantages

At Work... You have the risk of getting fired for no reason
At Prison... People will accept you as long as you share common interests.

Make sense?

At Work tho... Your only enemy, is your boss
At Jail tho... Everyone can hate you for takin their spot in the rec room

IDK wich to choose.

[Wunderbar]

At 2/5/11 11:28 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

At 2/5/11 10:58 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: AT WORK you get to go home.

IN PRISON -- You're already home. No spending money on rising gas prices so you can commute or suffering on public transportation.

hi you must be lonely

[Shadowu]

Hmmm, seems that work wins :P

[zooos]

Comparing work to prison is like comparing cock to vagina...they aren't even fucking close.

[Dubbi]

Even if your job sucks, you still have freedom. After work you can do whatever the hell you want, unlike in prison where you can only eat at meal time, exercise during exercise time and get raped.

Freedom > Prison

[dx5231]

You do realize not every single job is like that, right?

[19thNervousBreakdown]

At 2/5/11 12:24 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 2/5/11 11:28 AM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

At 2/5/11 10:58 AM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: AT WORK you get to go home.

IN PRISON -- You're already home. No spending money on rising gas prices so you can commute or suffering on public transportation.

hi you must be lonely

IN PRISON -- You're never lonely. You're surrounded by hundreds of your best friends at all times. It's like a non-stop party.

[Dubbi]

At 2/5/11 12:34 PM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:
IN PRISON -- You're never lonely. You're surrounded by hundreds of your best friends at all times. It's like a non-stop party.

Friends that rape you!

[Shadowu]

Is any1 voting?

[IncendiaryProduction]

You seem to think all jobs are office jobs. That is not true.

The main similarity between prison and work, is that someone is always about to fuck you in the ass. Literally and metaphorically, respectively.

[Rawter]

If you feel so strongly about prison go to a police officer and try sell him cocaine.

Then when you come out you will realize how shitty prison really is. Seriously dude not doing what you feel like, not being able to go to the jobs, not being able to see your family members whenever you want.

[Rawter]

At 2/5/11 12:40 PM, Rawter wrote: If you feel so strongly about prison go to a police officer and try sell him cocaine.

not being able to go to the jobs

meant to be shops instead of jobs

[Prome]

Do you work in an office?

Anyways, People can work in whatever job they want, and they have the right to leave(and/or quit, exit).
But in prison, (well there is no homos or bis in the prisons in my country)You are just trying to stay alive.

[zooos]

In Work... You can freely talk to co-workers no matter what their race.

In Prison... Talking to people of another race can get you killed.