The reason I say this is because of the experience I've had today... Ok, so I'm taking the trash out (with my shirt off) when I see this fairly attractive Mexican lady look at me with a sort of.. lust. I eventually meet her gaze and do a "howdy doo" wave. then she yells out, "AY, QUE MACHO!" I didn't even know what this meant.. she told me to wait and brought me a Fresca. now this is my favorite soda and I almost do a back flip when she gives me one. As I guzzle down my sweet elixir she starts feeling my abs.. and she says QUE MACHO! again.. I tell her I gotta leave and thanks for the soda.. and then she gives me a very sensual, erotic hug.. and then I walk home with a boner.after all I must say today was a good day for me, don't you think?
DISCUSS
Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible soda
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
At 2/5/11 12:57 AM, zalecot wrote: Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible soda
how can you say that?!
At 2/5/11 12:58 AM, 3dog14 wrote:At 2/5/11 12:57 AM, zalecot wrote: Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible sodahow can you say that?!
Also, you don't have abs
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
At 2/5/11 12:59 AM, zalecot wrote:At 2/5/11 12:58 AM, 3dog14 wrote:Also, you don't have absAt 2/5/11 12:57 AM, zalecot wrote: Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible sodahow can you say that?!
haters gonna hate
At 2/5/11 12:59 AM, zalecot wrote:At 2/5/11 12:58 AM, 3dog14 wrote:Also, you don't have absAt 2/5/11 12:57 AM, zalecot wrote: Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible sodahow can you say that?!
This. End of Conversation.
Meh.
At 2/5/11 01:12 AM, 3dog14 wrote:At 2/5/11 12:59 AM, zalecot wrote:haters gonna hateAt 2/5/11 12:58 AM, 3dog14 wrote:Also, you don't have absAt 2/5/11 12:57 AM, zalecot wrote: Well, you are obviously a liar, Fresca is a horrible sodahow can you say that?!
And not only did you not get an erotic hug, you got no hug at all.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things: Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax. Of cabbages and kings!"
I am Mexican but sadly I don't know Spanish because I don't give a shit about my Mexican heritage. But if I am correct, I think she called you handsome.
You are a NG BBS poster. It is automatically concluded that you do not have abs.
At 2/5/11 12:54 AM, 3dog14 wrote: look at me with a sort of.. lust.
she gives me a very sensual, erotic hug..
So you left?
Do her, faggot!
why because they are the only girls who actually fart?
Latin women > All other women...
Theres something about them that just make my soldier stand at attention.
At 2/5/11 02:43 AM, zooos wrote: Latin women > All other women...
Theres something about them that just make my soldier stand at attention.
*Arab women and Latin women (Brazilians especially) or anyone that's curved > all other women
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