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When I was 5 I pissed on some watermelon seeds with my friend expecting for a whole new batch of them to sprout. I visited Croatia last summer and there were no watermelons.

I once stuck my dick inside a pencil charpenner....

When I was 7 I discovered Newgrounds.

When I was really small, I once cut a connected wire with scissors. Fortunately (for me, not for you), they had plastic handles.

I used to call 911 all the time, for the lulz. Those police officers who came to my house were pretty cool.

I put the treadmill on full-speed and got knocked out for a few seconds..

Oh god, I was insane as a child.

I would break everything, my parents had to keep me away from everything. Everywhere they took me it would be a disaster. One time, we were as a parrot show with a clown on the stage, so my brother and I ran onto the stage and started whacking at the parrot.

I crawled out of my crib at 2 or 3 years old, and I was impossible to deal with for anyone. I'm still sort of crazy, but I have self-control now, which is the difference.

the dumbest thing I did when I was young was; when I was 9, I discovered the internet :P

But seriously, I didn't really do anything real stupid, I was more of the quiet observer.

I was a strange kid.

i once ate my poop thinking it was an oh enry...
i was 3,k?
i once pooped into a public park while there was no one because i couldnt go home to poop.i shoved my ass with some paper laying around right after :(
was 4.

Clearly I remember picking on the boy, seemed a harmless little fuck. Ooo, but we unleashed a lion, who jumped up and bit the recess ladies breast, how could I forget? And he hit me with a surprise left. My jaw left hurtin..

So basically I made a kid shoot himself at school. then I started a band called Pearl Jam. True story.

when i was around 3 I excused myself from the dinner table,went to the bathroom and grabbed the cat. Then played hairstylist with her. With toothpaste.... Lets say that didnt go to well xD

I ate my own shit once. Tastes bad man.

....I got my finger stuck in my cousin's nerf gun. I couldn't feel that finger for a few days.

At 2/4/11 05:59 PM, Makakaov wrote: I made bet with 2 pilots that they won't hit the WTC towers...

Oh you!

Jumped off a ski lift