Against the health of Japan's genitalia.
A Japanese rubber company says that nearly 85,000 boxes of its condoms have been stolen in Malaysia.
Sagami Rubber Industries Co., one of Japan's biggest condom makers, said Thursday that the boxes were en route from the factory to a port, where they were supposed to be shipped to Japan.
The company described the Jan. 26 theft as "unfortunate" and said it was the first time such a thing had happened.
The boxes contained some 725,000 individual condoms, collectively worth 121 million yen ($1.48 million).
Malaysian police are investigating the theft.
Obviously the North Korean military is planning to wage war against Japan. They broke into this condom factory in Malaysia and stole the condoms for one purpose and one purpose only. That Japan get STDs.
If the North Koreans are going to wage war against Japan, how better to start than to try and cause young men of fighting age to contract disease.
You know what is always with you? A penis. Hurt the penis, hurt the man.
Sun Tzu would be impressed.