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North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 01:29 PM Reply

Against the health of Japan's genitalia.

A Japanese rubber company says that nearly 85,000 boxes of its condoms have been stolen in Malaysia.

Sagami Rubber Industries Co., one of Japan's biggest condom makers, said Thursday that the boxes were en route from the factory to a port, where they were supposed to be shipped to Japan.

The company described the Jan. 26 theft as "unfortunate" and said it was the first time such a thing had happened.

The boxes contained some 725,000 individual condoms, collectively worth 121 million yen ($1.48 million).

Malaysian police are investigating the theft.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41411166/ns/
world_news-weird_news/

Obviously the North Korean military is planning to wage war against Japan. They broke into this condom factory in Malaysia and stole the condoms for one purpose and one purpose only. That Japan get STDs.

If the North Koreans are going to wage war against Japan, how better to start than to try and cause young men of fighting age to contract disease.

You know what is always with you? A penis. Hurt the penis, hurt the man.

Sun Tzu would be impressed.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 01:34 PM Reply

Japan and Korea being dicks to each other. That is unheard of.

oh wai-

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 01:36 PM Reply

Maybe they're just restocking their own condoms though, I mean, I haven't ever seen a North Korean condom. Have you?


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 01:39 PM Reply

Korea is a shit. Let´s fuck them!


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 02:19 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 01:39 PM, Floofs wrote: Korea is a shit. Let´s fuck them!

Now that they have condoms, we certainly can!

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 02:24 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 02:19 PM, pupuhugr wrote:
At 2/4/11 01:39 PM, Floofs wrote: Korea is a shit. Let´s fuck them!
Now that they have condoms, we certainly can!

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!

A swing and a miss.

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 04:11 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 01:36 PM, MiroDK wrote: Maybe they're just restocking their own condoms though, I mean, I haven't ever seen a North Korean condom. Have you?

Maybe they don't have penises. I mean, I haven't seen a North Korean penis. Have you?

just noticed I'm over 5,000 posts

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 05:45 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 04:11 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Maybe they don't have penises. I mean, I haven't seen a North Korean penis. Have you?

Well, I can probably find one using the right Google search but I don't really want to see one.

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 05:47 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 04:11 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Maybe they don't have penises. I mean, I haven't seen a North Korean penis. Have you?

I've never seen a North Korean. :( IIRC there's only like, one guy from NK living here in my country.

Anyways, yeah they're probably going to fill the condoms up and try to use them as penises, obviously.

just noticed I'm over 5,000 posts

Gratz, if that means anything to you.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 05:50 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 01:36 PM, MiroDK wrote: I haven't ever seen a North Korean condom. Have you?

Straight from the factory in Kujang:

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 05:50 PM, Makakaov wrote: Straight from the factory in Kujang:

Well, now I feel as if my mind has been further enriched, I can now boast with my friend about how I saw a North Korean condom.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 05:57 PM Reply

LOL, TOO much!!


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:25 PM Reply

I was thinking more nuke and less nooky.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:29 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 05:57 PM, FredBrown wrote: LOL, TOO much!!

Well yes, I do agree that was an excessive amount of condoms.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:52 PM Reply

I think North Korea would get their shit fucked up. Japan could make like, military robots or something. Maybe they'll just use their never dieing military instead.

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:53 PM Reply

Oh my God. Now more babies will be born in Japan.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:55 PM Reply

Oh those crazy asians!


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 06:55 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 06:52 PM, Rocksbury wrote: I think North Korea would get their shit fucked up. Japan could make like, military robots or something. Maybe they'll just use their never dieing military instead.

I hope all of you do realize that the North Korea part was just a joke, and the condoms were just stolen by everyday crooks.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:11 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 05:50 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 2/4/11 01:36 PM, MiroDK wrote: I haven't ever seen a North Korean condom. Have you?
Straight from the factory in Kujang:

I'm pretty sure a north korean condom would be much smaller than that.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:25 PM Reply

asians have dicks?

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:30 PM Reply

Im sorta happy about this thread, no one has mentioned anything about asian penises being small despite this being about condoms, something you put on your dick which would make me think most people would take any chance they got to insult another race.

At 2/4/11 07:25 PM, Kollskegg wrote: asians have dicks?

this is the onyl one that comes close but its just sorta conufsing

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:33 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 07:25 PM, Kollskegg wrote: asians have dicks?

I dunno. I´ve never saw a nude asian.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 07:30 PM, samwd1717 wrote: Im sorta happy about this thread, no one has mentioned anything about asian penises being small

I think this was sort of a asian penis joke..

At 2/4/11 04:11 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Maybe they don't have penises. I mean, I haven't seen a North Korean penis. Have you?

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

I just want to say, I stole those condoms to share with my Newgrounds brethren.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 06:53 PM, steph2568 wrote: Oh my God. Now more babies will be born in Japan.

Don't they have a one child rule there?


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 08:16 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 07:36 PM, Dromedary wrote:
At 2/4/11 06:53 PM, steph2568 wrote: Oh my God. Now more babies will be born in Japan.
Don't they have a one child rule there?

So that means 5 babies get thrown over, which ppl prefer men so japan will die....O_O


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 08:22 PM Reply

I didn't see anything about North Korea in that article. Seriously, why blame them? They're not even allowed to leave their country. They probably have never even seen a condom either.

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 08:22 PM, mothballs wrote: I didn't see anything about North Korea in that article. Seriously, why blame them? They're not even allowed to leave their country. They probably have never even seen a condom either.

It's only a joke, the OP himself admitting to it a few posts above. And it's not like it's not a bit obvious either man. :(

At 2/4/11 06:55 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I hope all of you do realize that the North Korea part was just a joke, and the condoms were just stolen by everyday crooks.

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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 10:23 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 08:22 PM, mothballs wrote: I didn't see anything about North Korea in that article. Seriously, why blame them? They're not even allowed to leave their country. They probably have never even seen a condom either.

The North Korean part was just a joke.

I thought that was obvious from my claiming that they were taking over Japan via herpes.


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Response to North Korea Declares War Feb. 4th, 2011 @ 11:01 PM Reply

At 2/4/11 01:36 PM, MiroDK wrote: I haven't ever seen a North Korean condom. Have you?

Cut the finger off a rubber glove, bro