So, apparently one of the PE coaches I had last year before I was expelled has been committing wire and mortgage fraud schemes valued at like $1,000,000 in total. He got busted, arrested, and fired and thus all the kids at school are shitting their pants about this. Hmmm, I hope he has a tight grip on the soap.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL but he was a motherfucker anyways. Have fun in Shawshank, bitchtits.
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Wow that's crazy that you knew him. Nice pic, btw. Very intense.
20 years is a long time.
That's funny.
But I don't get why everybody finds soap jokes so funny when it comes to somebody going to jail.
You're not forced to use soap you know...
Yeah, whatever.
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At 2/3/11 07:24 PM, EpicFail wrote: That's funny.
But I don't get why everybody finds soap jokes so funny when it comes to somebody going to jail.
You're not forced to use soap you know...
but you are forced to pick it up.
hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
cop
At 2/3/11 07:24 PM, EpicFail wrote: That's funny.
But I don't get why everybody finds soap jokes so funny when it comes to somebody going to jail.
You're not forced to use soap you know...
You are forced to be anally raped, though.
At 2/3/11 07:25 PM, Prome wrote:At 2/3/11 07:24 PM, EpicFail wrote: That's funny.but you are forced to pick it up.
But I don't get why everybody finds soap jokes so funny when it comes to somebody going to jail.
You're not forced to use soap you know...
hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
Never!
WTF? 1 million dollars. Wow, that's insane, where did you go to school, Mafia High?
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Coach Perry 21 years later.
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At 2/3/11 07:29 PM, Cootie wrote: Coach Perry 21 years later.
Wow is that real? I wanna visit that place :)
At 2/3/11 07:28 PM, CurvyPixel wrote:At 2/3/11 07:25 PM, Prome wrote:Never!At 2/3/11 07:24 PM, EpicFail wrote: That's funny.but you are forced to pick it up.
But I don't get why everybody finds soap jokes so funny when it comes to somebody going to jail.
You're not forced to use soap you know...
hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
for fucks sake am I the only one with a brain?..........BEND YOUR KNEES! Dont been your waist like your asking for a bum rape, crawl down and pick it up while crouch.
"let's throw the babies into the air and catch them with our bayonets, whoever catches the most wins!"
I was expecting a molestation story.
At 2/3/11 07:32 PM, yonokowhat wrote: for fucks sake am I the only one with a brain?..........BEND YOUR KNEES! Dont been your waist like your asking for a bum rape, crawl down and pick it up while crouch.
Then... They orally rape you. Duh.
Meh.
At 2/3/11 07:34 PM, maxscool101 wrote:At 2/3/11 07:32 PM, yonokowhat wrote: for fucks sake am I the only one with a brain?..........BEND YOUR KNEES! Dont been your waist like your asking for a bum rape, crawl down and pick it up while crouch.Then... They orally rape you. Duh.
trust me, I would rather be given the chance for them to iral rape me than anal rape me so at least i can bite the fucker off
"let's throw the babies into the air and catch them with our bayonets, whoever catches the most wins!"
While we're on the topic of anal rape...
If women have that weird anti rape bear trap device why don't men? Like a bear trap you shove up your ass. Or a retractable anal spike.
Yeah, a retractable anal spike.
So, can we talk about the subject of the thread rather than your prison rape fantasies and advice? Please?
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At 2/3/11 07:47 PM, Cootie wrote: So, can we talk about the subject of the thread rather than your prison rape fantasies and advice? Please?
Lol I reckon. It's funny you don't expect gym coaches to commit national bank frauds or something like that.
It's not the suspected profession you'd use as a cover, if'n you know what I mean.
At 2/3/11 07:47 PM, Cootie wrote: So, can we talk about the subject of the thread rather than your prison rape fantasies and advice? Please?
If you insist. I just think it's weird to think that the people that do these kinds of things can live right next door or teach somewhere or something.
I swear my old junior high gym teacher was gay. He had oils and peanut butter and all of this other shit in his little cubicle/office and he didn't even eat in there. Sometimes he would walk down the locker aisles and watch us change....
At 2/3/11 07:49 PM, CurvyPixel wrote:
It's not the suspected profession you'd use as a cover, if'n you know what I mean.
Half the kids at school are claiming he was set up. Lmao.
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Has any one ever actually been to prison or do you just get all your info from movies and The Boondocks?
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The former high school principal here got busted for selling school equipment on eBay. He was dumb enough to use a handle that was pretty obvious too, like "mhsprincipal" or whatever it was. I don't remember. I guess projectors go for a high price on the black market?
Also, people: soap on a rope.
It ain't right for a man to get away with that. He's getting what he deserves.
Also:
OH SHIT! COACH!?
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Hahahahahahahahaha, A Gym Coach getting 20 years in Jail, This might be awesome if this was on the 2011 BBS Awards which has the coolest award "Best Thread".
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Well if he was a motherfucker, then he totally deserved it.
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At 2/3/11 09:08 PM, DeviantArtDude wrote: Hahahahahahahahaha, A Gym Coach getting 20 years in Jail, This might be awesome if this was on the 2011 BBS Awards which has the coolest award "Best Thread".
And you might get the best award for Newgrounds BBS Awards "Best Poster or Best Moderator"
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That's my cool. My elementary school science teacher was a pedophile.
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At 2/3/11 09:11 PM, DeviantArtDude wrote:At 2/3/11 09:08 PM, DeviantArtDude wrote: Hahahahahahahahaha, A Gym Coach getting 20 years in Jail, This might be awesome if this was on the 2011 BBS Awards which has the coolest award "Best Thread".And you might get the best award for Newgrounds BBS Awards "Best Poster or Best Moderator"
uh dude you know you're replying to yourself right...?
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At 2/3/11 07:25 PM, Prome wrote:hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
Sure, just don't try anything. My ass is electrically charged -- your dick will be fried off.
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At 2/3/11 09:16 PM, Ryanson wrote:At 2/3/11 07:25 PM, Prome wrote:Sure, just don't try anything. My ass is electrically charged -- your dick will be fried off.hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
Retractable anal spike yo, retractable anal spike.
At 2/3/11 09:16 PM, Ryanson wrote:At 2/3/11 07:25 PM, Prome wrote:Sure, just don't try anything. My ass is electrically charged -- your dick will be fried off.hey man, i dropped my soap. Will you pick it up for me?
I have shards of glass inside my rectum. My ass is like a cheese grater for dicks.
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