So, recently a family of huntsman spiders have moved into my room.
Every FUCKING time I pick up some clothes from the floor a damn spider's under there and he's all
"sup niqqa" and runs away god damn I hate my life.
Spider experiences?
i am gay
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At 2/2/11 09:47 AM, HolyPeanuts wrote: You crazy Aussies.
Crikey.
i am gay
Yeah I know how you feel we got a ton of bugs where I'm at, and of course every time my mom sees one see let's out a huge skreech.
I fucking HATE spiders.
A few years ago, I remember getting ready for school and getting my bra from the laundry room, and being about to put in on, when a spider like dropped off of it, INTO my bed.
At 2/2/11 10:36 AM, Travis wrote: I hate spiders, but I lol'd when you quoted what that gangsta ass spida said.
It's a tough neighbourhood.
i am gay
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I thought that this would be a thread about someone having spiders in their ass...
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I'll post one more.
I was outside a few weeks ago and I was minding my own buisness maxin relaxin you know
and a huge spider crawled out of hole in the fence, it had white legs and a brown body. I felt like vomiting. I threw it in the pool.
i am gay
At 2/2/11 11:28 AM, FirstBaby wrote: I want a pool...
Aww yeah it's like 45 degrees celcius in Australia and I'm chillin' in my spider pool.
I can sense the jealousy.
i am gay
At 2/2/11 09:46 AM, Dicktation wrote: So, recently a family of huntsman spiders have moved into my room.
Every FUCKING time I pick up some clothes from the floor a damn spider's under there and he's all
"sup niqqa" and runs away god damn I hate my life.
Spider experiences?
o yeah? heres what happens when they bite you....
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lol, I'm thinking of getting a tarantula myself.
We don't have big spiders over here, so the novelty hasn't worn off on me. Plus I get to watch it eat crickets every few days too. >:D
I love spiders. Primarily because everyone else hates them. XD
Gain their trust and get them to make you a hammock out of their webbing.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
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At 2/2/11 11:41 AM, TheSporkLord wrote: Camel spiders yo
They're not even spiders, lol
But yeah this is why I love the north, spiders are only around for 2 or 3 months during the year.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
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At 2/2/11 11:14 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: I fucking HATE spiders.
A few years ago, I remember getting ready for school and getting my bra from the laundry room, and being about to put in on, when a spider like dropped off of it, INTO my bed.
You don't hate them. You're affraid of them.
Don't even go there. I hate spiders. Hate hate hate hate spiders. There's nothing more that I loathe on this earth than spiders and insects. I will someday invent a bomb that will kill them ALL. Then I'll get the fucking Nobel Peace Prize and because of my annihilation of the insects and gross things, we will finally have world peace and a perfect Utopian civilization free of starvation, greed, and war.
At 2/2/11 12:05 PM, Falonefal wrote: no comment
That spider's got a gigantic ass.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
catch like fifty of em and sell em to me.
When I was a baby, there was a nest of black widows in under our porch, and they were coming into my room. I don't remember, but apparently I was almost murdered.
I just love spiders. I wanna get one of them Mexican red leg tarantulas as a pet one day.
Bananular.
You mean this spider ? Awesome, but still scary
It's impossible to use the bathroom in Denton's house, as not even his toilet paper takes shit from anyone.
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There are only a handful of things that I'm afraid of, but spiders are at the top of te list. They creep the fuck outta me.
At 2/2/11 11:16 AM, Dicktation wrote:At 2/2/11 10:36 AM, Travis wrote: I hate spiders, but I lol'd when you quoted what that gangsta ass spida said.It's a tough neighbourhood.
I like you.
At 2/2/11 01:03 PM, Dent0n wrote: You mean this spider ? Awesome, but still scary
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