A problem has presented itself to you. But you are WAY too cool to use normal solutions. So what do you do? My car's heater didn't work. So instead of spending a bunch of money installing a new one, I use my highly evolved brain and created my own propane heater.
What innovative solutions have you found to your various problems?
At 2/2/11 12:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: What innovative solutions have you found to your various problems?
Well i found out that beer is usually the cause and solution to all my problems...
At 2/2/11 12:06 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Well i found out that beer is usually the cause and solution to all my problems...
I thought it was weed?
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My microwave was doing a lousy job cooking my 2 minute meal. So i set it under a heatlanp. But that was too slow, so i added some extra juice to the lamp with some spark plugs and attached it to the telephone wires, because hey, they probably have lots of power.
The lamp caught on fire, but nobody could alert the fire department because all the phone wires were burnt out.
But the fire was just hot enough to cook my 2 minute meal. it was mine steak with corn and mashed potatoes. Tasted good with the burnt electric zing to it.
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At 2/2/11 12:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: My car's heater didn't work. So I created my own propane heater.
Aren't you worried that might, well...explode? Propane is highly flammable, y'know?
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At 2/2/11 12:33 AM, Ptero wrote: Try not to blow yourself up man.
That's what i'm sayin', yo. Propane heater is risky business.
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I've jerry-rigged a soda can to hole my cigars so the ass will always fall in the hole, which Is a widened lip. I made a humidifier from a tin can and a space heater. I installed a new doorknob using only a leatherman multitool. And most recently I fixed a nintendo controller AND bandaged up my thumb with electrical tape and toilet paper.
Fuck yeah.
Television did not work.... instead of even attempting to fix it I started throwing things at it to scare it into functioning. It worked.
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must be because my brains fried from the math studying.
I may be the only one to have mistaken it.
What were you expecting?
At 2/2/11 12:36 AM, WallofYawn wrote:At 2/2/11 12:33 AM, Ptero wrote: Try not to blow yourself up man.That's what i'm sayin', yo. Propane heater is risky business.
Don't forget that the byproduct of burning propane is Carbon Monoxide, which would kill me in about five minutes.
At 2/2/11 12:40 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:At 2/2/11 12:36 AM, WallofYawn wrote:Don't forget that the byproduct of burning propane is Carbon Monoxide, which would kill me in about five minutes.At 2/2/11 12:33 AM, Ptero wrote: Try not to blow yourself up man.That's what i'm sayin', yo. Propane heater is risky business.
Yea... wait, is this really helping your case, man? Or were you just joking about making a propane heater....
At 2/2/11 12:42 AM, WallofYawn wrote:At 2/2/11 12:40 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:Yea... wait, is this really helping your case, man? Or were you just joking about making a propane heater....At 2/2/11 12:36 AM, WallofYawn wrote:Don't forget that the byproduct of burning propane is Carbon Monoxide, which would kill me in about five minutes.At 2/2/11 12:33 AM, Ptero wrote: Try not to blow yourself up man.That's what i'm sayin', yo. Propane heater is risky business.
I was joking. This thread is a joke. You're supposed to come up with ridiculous solutions to common problems. However, now that I've said that, the thread is ruined. Sad day.
At 2/2/11 12:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: A problem has presented itself to you. But you are WAY too cool to use normal solutions. So what do you do? My car's heater didn't work. So instead of spending a bunch of money installing a new one, I use my highly evolved brain and created my own propane heater.
What innovative solutions have you found to your various problems?
same thing happened to me but i stole a car to part it out then dumped it.
got a sick ass ride now lol (not kidding)
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