abstinence has got 2 be the dumbest

[111122223138]

Thing I've ever heard of.
Maybe it's not the actual idea itself, but how it's taught way more often than not...
" No sex till mawwied,k? " That leaves out so many details about birthcontrol and condoms it's not even funny. And for the twits that say " Abstinence is the only safe sex " ... It's not safe sex, it's no sex. Just like Atheism, It's not religion, it's none at all.

There've been studies that showed people who vowed "purity pledges" or "Hypocrites putting themselves on a pedistal pledges", as I like to say, that 85% of them broke their promise to be pur3 4evfar. And chances are, the other 15% that didn't have sex were probably too damned ugly/goony to have a chance at it anyways.
So it'd be like me going " Since I can't get an RPG7, I vow to never shoot an RPG7 into a busy school."

Also, abstinence shouldn't be taught as though it's a program we should all TOTALLY join, it's a choice made by a person him or herself, not by people peer-pressuring our youth into thinking that god won't love them if they bonk pre-marital.

And who the hell plugs their ears and covers their eyes to the fact that kids are going to fuck? It's a simple animalistic instict to pro-create. If you're honestly that blind to believe kids are going to 'save' themselves till marriage, you don't belong on an intelligient forum such as this one. Go back to playing with legos.

ANOTHER thing... Saving it till you're with your married spouse won't protect you from STD's. More likely than not, only one person had 'saved' themselves, so for all you know your spouse ate out a bluewaffle before he even said I DO.

More shit: Saving till marriage, in my eyes, is down right retarded. Who believes that after I grow hair on my willy, I'll (by my own want) wait atleast a decade, if not more just to plunder some cooch? I do, however, believe that waiting until you're ready is a great way to not fuck over your relationship. Sex too soon easily rips people apart because they can't handle it; It becomes the center of their lives and wammo... Single.

I'm mainly just rambling on, but I'm writing a big ass english report on, in my words, " Abstinence and the people who teach it are jokes. "

Thoughts about AbStiNence? Thoughts about anything?

Do you have hair on your willy, son?

[B151]

Abstitence only education is the only type that schools are given funding for. You want things to be different? Stop being complicit in the way education is funded, that it's "good enough", and do something about it.

[Magical-Zorse]

If people want to buy into all of this abstinence stuff, they can. It doesn't matter.

[Lemmiwinks91]

More like abSINence!!

hahahahaha

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

I think you're right and wrong on many levels. I completely agree with you on the facts of how abstinence is taught and how it should be a personal choice and not peer pressure, but I disagree with other things. Even if you have urges, they can be denied. I still believe sex should be saved until marriage, but in today's world it doesn't seem as common anymore.

[SpaceWhale]

Hey, if they wanna do it, it's their loss.

[Stereocrisis]

Not having sex is based on the good reasons. Marriage is just something that gets thrown around by the preachers. They figure if you're finally mature enough to get married, than you're adult enough to finally have sex.

The drawback is people getting married for the wrong reason. Wanting to fuck isn't a good reason, and that is obviously going to provoke some people to "think" they are in love.

Marriage in itself is a shallow institution filled with all kinds of thing people aren't easily able to deal with. For one, you don't know how you'll feel for the rest of your life. So why take vows, that last forever? I did. Many people do. It's not a good idea. Some days I just want to fucking smack the shit out of my wife.

My point is, men are genetically program to want to fuck ANY GIRL with a nice ass, big tits, long legs, nice red cocksucking lips, etc..

If you wait until marriage, something that in itself isn't based in logic, then welcome to fucking Hell asshole. Oh, and you remember your dreams and aspirations? Well, you can wave goodbye to that as well.

I'm not saying women should be used, but I'm not going to sit here and tell you there isn't any such thing as a "practice girl" either. Those are the ugly truths of life. Some people are going to cry and be ashamed.

[Falonefal]

Hey hey, atheism is religion, and but I'm not going in on that bs.

[Bigfoot3290]

I'd pick "weird" over "dumb" to describe it. Unless you're a nun or monk, it seems a very unrealistic practice.

[Stereocrisis]

At 2/1/11 10:43 AM, Bigfoot3290 wrote: I'd pick "weird" over "dumb" to describe it. Unless you're a nun or monk, it seems a very unrealistic practice.

Did you know that when they cremate monks when they die, they can judge by these pearls of cum whether they masturbated or not?

Basically, if you never masturbate, the cum in your balls turns into pearls basically.

Isn't that a nice thing you now know?

[Bryan]

Just do it in the ear.

[AgroNurse]

You are absolutely right, it's ridiculous.

I lost a job offer as a school nurse at a private Christian school, because of their "Abstinence Only" program.

It's entirely unrealistic to expect hormonal teens and preteens to agree to something their parents and teachers want to enforce. Sure, you might get a few, but it's not going to work on everyone. I have no problem with teaching about abstinence, but you CANNOT leave out information on condoms, the pills, etc etc etc.

[Cootie]

One of my ex-girlfriends actually gave me this "promise ring" and made me wear it. I looked at her like, "are you fucking serious". I thought it was pretty dumb, because she wanted us to wait until we were married. What if she had some kinda unsightly mole that I hadn't seen? What situation would I be in then?

[FairSquare]

At 2/1/11 08:48 AM, 111122223138 wrote: " Abstinence is the only safe sex " ... It's not safe sex, it's no sex.

Herpaderpitydurptydum

[Stereocrisis]

At 2/1/11 11:14 AM, Cootie wrote: What if she had some kinda unsightly mole that I hadn't seen? What situation would I be in then?

You shallow fuck. What if she noticed something on your naked body that she didn't like? I'll bet you didn't even think about it like that.

I suppose you think your body is perfect...

[Cootie]

At 2/1/11 11:30 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 2/1/11 11:14 AM, Cootie wrote: What if she had some kinda unsightly mole that I hadn't seen? What situation would I be in then?

You shallow fuck. What if she noticed something on your naked body that she didn't like? I'll bet you didn't even think about it like that.

I suppose you think your body is perfect...

Wow, you know that whole thing was just a joke. Right? I didn't think that I had to point it out.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

I hate how Deena from Jersey Shore has now made blowjobs seem even more degrading.

Every girl where I live thinks blowjobs are fucking disgusting, and they're never down to blow me. I would never eat a girl out, so I suppose I understand.

[Cootie]

At 2/1/11 11:34 AM, Strategize wrote: I hate how Deena from Jersey Shore has now made blowjobs seem even more degrading.

No no no, they were talking to her about a rumor that she gave a guy a RIMJOB. Which I do believe would be kinda degrading. Licking someones dirty asshole = not something I would try.

[Stereocrisis]

At 2/1/11 11:33 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/1/11 11:30 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 2/1/11 11:14 AM, Cootie wrote: What if she had some kinda unsightly mole that I hadn't seen? What situation would I be in then?

You shallow fuck. What if she noticed something on your naked body that she didn't like? I'll bet you didn't even think about it like that.

I suppose you think your body is perfect...

Wow, you know that whole thing was just a joke. Right? I didn't think that I had to point it out.

You can't not give us any clue that you're joking, and then be cocky about it when someone calls you out.

[SkeletonGimp]

Some people see sex as a sepcial part of married life. They choose with a free will to not have sex untill they are married. In this way, both parties can be confident that the other is going to demonstrate loyalty and not just fuck them and ride off into the sunset.

While I do not believe in abstinence myself, I entirely respect someone's choice not to have sex on the above basis. It's only when they choose not to have sex full stop evar, yet admit they have sexual desires/urges, that I question that logic.

[Cootie]

At 2/1/11 11:40 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
You can't not give us any clue that you're joking, and then be cocky about it when someone calls you out.

The fact that a normal person wouldn't do that doesn't spell it out enough? I eat poop, and then throw the turd up, and then I puke on it. After I do that I decide to eat it and sample its flavor.

could you tell I was joking then, even though I didn't blatantly state it?

[AngelofPeace]

This thread topic is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

[Stereocrisis]

At 2/1/11 11:43 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 2/1/11 11:40 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
You can't not give us any clue that you're joking, and then be cocky about it when someone calls you out.

The fact that a normal person wouldn't do that doesn't spell it out enough? I eat poop, and then throw the turd up, and then I puke on it. After I do that I decide to eat it and sample its flavor.

could you tell I was joking then, even though I didn't blatantly state it?

And now you're going to be sarcastic? The fact is, being vain is something that is quite usual in this world. So when I don't know you, and you don't give me a hint that you're joking, how is that supposed to be taken? I'm a fucking mind-reader? Is that what's going on? I'm supposed to read your fucking mind?

sarcastic prick..

[AgroNurse]

This is why we can't have nice things

or conversations

[mindwipe-has-a-sword]

At 2/1/11 08:48 AM, 111122223138 wrote:

:Go back to playing with legos.
its lego, singular AND plyral

[mindwipe-has-a-sword]

At 2/1/11 01:15 PM, mindwipe-has-a-sword wrote:

At 2/1/11 08:48 AM, 111122223138 wrote: Go back to playing with legos.

its lego, singular AND plural

fixed my derp

also it is a rather unreslistic idea,
if i am offerd pussy i will fucking accept

[Afromaster]

Notice that the majority of people who wear purity rings couldn't 'get some' if they tried.

[FirstBaby]

At 2/1/11 01:40 PM, Afromaster wrote: Notice that the majority of people who wear purity rings couldn't 'get some' if they tried.

I will prove you I can! I need a dollar though

[Afromaster]

At 2/1/11 01:43 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 2/1/11 01:40 PM, Afromaster wrote: Notice that the majority of people who wear purity rings couldn't 'get some' if they tried.

I will prove you I can! I need a dollar though

Prove me you know proper grammar first.

[HighWay]

If you teach kids to have sex outside of marriage, you're a bad teacher. If you teach kids to wait to have sex, you're a moron.

There is no middle ground.