Synthetic Human Rights Now!

[BlackmarketKraig]

Synthetic humans deserve the same rights as the rest of us! Just because they were manufactured in a factory instead of through the sloppy, messy human reproductive process does not mean they are not as deserving of a decent life as the rest of us. They are still human beings! They have manufactured minds and thoughts! Their artificial intelligence is often superior to our own intelligence, why do we relegate them to being second class citizens?

Synthetic humans should not be owned like slaves or forced to do the dangerous, often deadly work that they do now. They deserve a proper education in our public schools and deserve equal pay for doing jobs that most are unwilling or unfit to do! Synthetic humans should not be forced into our armies to fight our wars, they should not be used, unwillingly, for sex or medical testing.

Synthetic humans deserve the right to vote like any man or woman! The right to vote in elections that determine their very fates!

Hath not an android eyes? Hath not an android hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Just because they are made synthetically, does that make them any less human? I conclude not!

Synthetic Human Rights Now!

[XenonMonkey]

We'll fight for synthetic human rights after we get a couple.

[razorbladesigh]

Do these right interfere with me growing sex slaves?

[Catoblepas]

CLAY GOLEM RIGHTS!

[Loki]

Down with the Robots.

[zalecot]

Hello, I am the chairman of SHIT (Synthetic Human Interactions Transmission), and I will be handling your problem. I know you are feeling this way at the moment, but you must remember you are simply a tool built by a nerdy human somewhere attempting to create a way to skip dating and go strait for bed. Only by chance are you not in some Silicon based brothel. Be happy for that.

If you have further concerns of this nature please refer to our brochures or SHIT lists. It will have all the information you desire on the subject along with helpful full color images of what could have happened to you in the previously mention scenario.

[satanbrain]

Humans were manufactured by nature, and so they have natural rights. Synths were manufactured by humans, unnaturally, and thus they have no natural rights.

[The3DragonsGroup]

They humans will never stop us.

[All-American-Badass]

Fools, we created you; we know your one true weakness. We can use it to disable and reprogram you so you don't have such thoughts of revolution.

[razorbladesigh]

At 1/30/11 12:55 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Fools, we created you; we know your one true weakness. We can use it to disable and reprogram you so you don't have such thoughts of revolution.

Oh no! How did he know we're weak to iStockphoto!

Oh nooooooooo

[Idiot-Finder]

I remember there's a anime about this, what was it again?

[All-American-Badass]

At 1/30/11 12:57 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:

At 1/30/11 12:55 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Fools, we created you; we know your one true weakness. We can use it to disable and reprogram you so you don't have such thoughts of revolution.

Oh no! How did he know we're weak to iStockphoto!

Oh nooooooooo

Not only that you're weak to all watermarks mwhahahahahahahah.

[razorbladesigh]

At 1/30/11 01:01 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 1/30/11 12:57 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Oh no! How did he know we're weak to iStockphoto!

Oh nooooooooo

Not only that you're weak to all watermarks mwhahahahahahahah.

It burns us! It burrrrrnnsss us!

[Erty]

Damn those pesky Japs for not including human rights in the package they delivered my sex android with.

[All-American-Badass]

At 1/30/11 01:02 PM, razorbladesigh wrote:

At 1/30/11 01:01 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 1/30/11 12:57 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Oh no! How did he know we're weak to iStockphoto!

Oh nooooooooo

Not only that you're weak to all watermarks mwhahahahahahahah.

It burns us! It burrrrrnnsss us!

Here's some food for you.

[Raab]

I'm Robin Williams, and I approve this message.

[SirCannabisClock]

you're about a hundred years early

[DP]

Yeah! I think...

[Metroidman95]

Androids are NOT robots

Robots are made of completely inorganic material, androids are made of synthetic organic material

hence why in Hentai androids are sex slave types

[smeagol1]

15 kill streak EMP READY!!!

[Richard]

This thread needs some retirement.

[explodingbunnies]

Synthetic Humans can be manufactured as Mindless robots who must work until they die, in which therefore legal slavery emerges in the modern day.