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What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:15:48 Reply

im thinking of purchasing a gun maybe an ak47 or an rpg or a mp5
any suggestiosn or local shops that you know of?

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:16:50 Reply

Buy a laser gun


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:17:09 Reply

You should get the gun that can swiftly end your own life.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:17:29 Reply

You can't buy a gun until your 18. Which you are clearly not. Don't pretend you are.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:18:10 Reply

RPG


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:18:28 Reply

Good luck getting somebody to sell you an RPG.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:19:39 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:18 AM, squirrelking69 wrote: Good luck getting somebody to sell you an RPG.

Why? are they expensive?

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:20:34 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:19 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:18 AM, squirrelking69 wrote: Good luck getting somebody to sell you an RPG.
Why? are they expensive?

No. No-one sells RPGs.
And how much do you think guns cost?


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:23:52 Reply

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:24:35 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:21 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:20 AM, bernie-buddy wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:19 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:18 AM, squirrelking69 wrote: Good luck getting somebody to sell you an RPG.
Why? are they expensive?
No. No-one sells RPGs.
And how much do you think guns cost?
rougly 100 doillars for a good 1

My fucking .22 long rifle costed me almost $180. An average gun depending on size and calibre is about $200-$1000

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:29:13 Reply


My fucking .22 long rifle costed me almost $180. An average gun depending on size and calibre is about $200-$1000

whats a .22? also do you know if its possible to buy laser sights and scopes

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:33:27 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:29 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:

My fucking .22 long rifle costed me almost $180. An average gun depending on size and calibre is about $200-$1000
whats a .22? also do you know if its possible to buy laser sights and scopes

.22 is one of the smallest size calibers.
And to answer your second question, no. Only adults can buy guns, laser sights and scopes. They're not for little kids like you!


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:35:10 Reply

Obvious troll is obvious. Haven't any of you seen his other threads?

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:37:48 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:35 AM, Ronnoc00 wrote: Obvious troll is obvious. Haven't any of you seen his other threads?

I keep thinking this. I think he would be a little less obvious if he spread his trolling out a bit.
But then again, maybe he's secretly planning to steal $50 from his hospitalized mother to buy a gun and become a serial killer.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:38:50 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:29 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:

My fucking .22 long rifle costed me almost $180. An average gun depending on size and calibre is about $200-$1000
whats a .22? also do you know if its possible to buy laser sights and scopes

You should buy a gun, then slowly covet it as if it is your own son. Every night spend hours polishing it such a gleam that you can see your own face in it. Then dress it in children's clothes and take it around the town with the other mothers. You will slowly watch your pistol grow into a bi strong rifle, it's first discharge, it's first reload, then comes the whole "Birds and the BB's". It'll date a slutty Colt 45, get through high school and meet a nice sniper in advanced training. Then settle down in a suburb in South Dakota and have it's own little pistol sons. And the whole process will begin again...

Ummmm.... yeah...


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:40:45 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:37 AM, squirrelking69 wrote:
I keep thinking this. I think he would be a little less obvious if he spread his trolling out a bit.
But then again, maybe he's secretly planning to steal $50 from his hospitalized mother to buy a gun and become a serial killer.

You sir, win

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:40:49 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:38 AM, zalecot wrote: Baby gun story

zalecot, my love for you grows with each and every one of your posts.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:44:03 Reply

This should fit your needs.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:45:28 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:40 AM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:38 AM, zalecot wrote: Baby gun story
zalecot, my love for you grows with each and every one of your posts.

He is a master at this stuff

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:47:01 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:45 AM, Coop5245 wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:40 AM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:38 AM, zalecot wrote: Baby gun story
zalecot, my love for you grows with each and every one of your posts.
He is a master at this stuff

Fan.... club....?


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:47:13 Reply

You should buy the troll-gun.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:55:15 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:15 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote: im thinking of purchasing a gun maybe an ak47 or an rpg or a mp5
any suggestiosn or local shops that you know of?

I'm going to assume you live in the United States here.
1. Yes, you can buy an AK47. I'm not sure why you would want an AK47 (there are AK models like the AK74, AK74M, AK103 and AK107 that aren't seventy-year old pieces of crap.
2. It's gonna be expensive and very very hard to buy. First you're gonna have to find a dealer that carries em, which most likely means having to go to them and buy it in person. It'll run you 12-17 thousand dollars, and then a $200 dollar tax stamp and many, many inspections, background checks, and other annoyances.
3. You could buy it illegally for maybe four thousand, but that has the whole being illegal thing about it.
4. If you're willing to fly to Africa, there are a few places there where a functioning AK47 would go for around $300. Can't take it back with you though.

You aren't going to be able to get any rocket propelled grenades, RPG-7 or otherwise. Sorry bro. You CAN buy the ammunition, but that's their price+ $200 tax stamp for extra-dangerous items.

Let's go ahead and be much more realistic. Let's say you're 18 or older, and have already acquired a gun license or are in a state where you can purchase weapons without one. A .22 is great for a low budget, the ammo is cheap and plentiful, and they're easy to maintain and use, and great for just going to the range and plinking away.

If you want a shotgun, pump action is probably the way to go. There's a wide variety of shells for em, from birdshot to buckshot to slugs to exotic rounds(You can buy incendiary shells(just like in Black Ops!) too, but unfortunatly they really really wear down the barrel, and might break your shotgun altogether :(

If you want a handgun, look into revolvers for starter guns, just because the cleaning and repairs are easier. Don't get a magnum or a Desert Eagle or some shit like that, you'll break your fucking arm.

Now, if you are looking for a gun for a reason and not just to shoot shit, you might wanna tell me what that reason is.

Oh and if you're trying to get a gun license in NYC, you're so incredibly fucked.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 01:56:14 Reply

^ you're a very smart man for spending the time explaining these things to the waste of space we call the owner of this thread.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:13:18 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:57 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote: well to answer your question i would like a gun so i can defend myself agaisnt thugz and blacks and muggers

in other words to blacks in general

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:13:26 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:23 AM, SoggyBread wrote: Picture of OP

I think we know who the Op is, who we are and who the mod is in this picture.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:17:59 Reply

You should buy a portal gun.


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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:23:48 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:15 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote: any suggestiosn or local shops that you know of?

My suggestion is: Don't buy one.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:41:45 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:47 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: You should buy the troll-gun.

I think he already has one.
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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 02:41:52 Reply

Get a stick, and pretend it's a gun. You're obviously not 18, or perhaps a water/dart gun?


Meh.

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Response to What kind of gun should i buy? 2011-01-30 03:01:48 Reply

At 1/30/11 01:21 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:20 AM, bernie-buddy wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:19 AM, Left4DeadCharger wrote:
At 1/30/11 01:18 AM, squirrelking69 wrote: Good luck getting somebody to sell you an RPG.
Why? are they expensive?
No. No-one sells RPGs.
And how much do you think guns cost?
rougly 100 doillars for a good 1

Wikipedia says it cost 3 grand for an RPG-7 and that's just the launcher now rockets are what's going to fuck your wallet.


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