A family moved in yesterday and a kid acted as if he have never seen a snow before. Just this morning when I was on my way to college, a kid came to me and said "Those things are cold, what are those?"
I said with extreme sarcasm, "Those are the cream used in Oreo cookies,"
Then he went and ate the snow, I didn't think he would fall for that. I really hope he won't get from eating those, serious it's pretty messed up.
Although to be fair they do look like those cream filling...
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At 1/28/11 10:00 PM, Ashett wrote: I bet this never happened.
What made you think so?
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At 1/28/11 10:02 PM, Floofs wrote: You´re evil....
It's not my fault that the kid couldn't grasp my sarcasm, not to mention he should know what snow is.
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Because orea cream is cold...and turns into water when it melts.
At 1/28/11 10:20 PM, nickbaker50 wrote: Because orea cream is cold...and turns into water when it melts.
That's what I'm getting at, can't believe he fell for it.
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lo i did the same thing but i stopped him in last second. You are evil.
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You just tricked a mentally handicapped child into eating dirty snow you sick fuck.
You asshole. I hope someone fucks you up. You would seriously deserve it.
At 1/28/11 11:14 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: You just tricked a mentally handicapped child into eating dirty snow you sick fuck.
Being about 5 years old doesn't make him handicapped.
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At 1/28/11 11:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 1/28/11 11:14 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: You just tricked a mentally handicapped child into eating dirty snow you sick fuck.Being about 5 years old doesn't make him handicapped.
Yeah but he's still retarded.
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At 1/28/11 11:27 PM, Bryan wrote:At 1/28/11 11:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:Yeah but he's still retarded.At 1/28/11 11:14 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: You just tricked a mentally handicapped child into eating dirty snow you sick fuck.Being about 5 years old doesn't make him handicapped.
No it doesn't mean he's retarded, just that for his age he doesn't know any better.
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i remember being smarter than that at 5... that kid is gonna have a hard life
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Am I the only one who actually thinks this story is funny and not cruel?
When you saw that the poor kid was actually going to eat the snow, you should have gotten off your lazy ass, and stopped him. If he gets sick, it's on you. Maybe he should have known better, and maybe it was obvious sarcasm, but the moment it appears that he's taking you seriously, you intervene.
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At 1/28/11 10:20 PM, nickbaker50 wrote: Because orea cream is cold...and turns into water when it melts.
Doesn't everyone know this?
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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At 1/29/11 11:46 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Am I the only one who actually thinks this story is funny and not cruel?
Indeed.
That kid probably consumed some microsophic organisms that resided within the snow, but he is going to be alright for now... emphasis on FOR NOW LOL xD
At 1/28/11 10:00 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Although to be fair they do look like those cream filling...
If it was pure white, then in what way was it dirty? It couldn't have been yellow snow.
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At 1/29/11 11:44 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 1/28/11 11:27 PM, Bryan wrote:No it doesn't mean he's retarded, just that for his age he doesn't know any better.At 1/28/11 11:25 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:Yeah but he's still retarded.At 1/28/11 11:14 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: You just tricked a mentally handicapped child into eating dirty snow you sick fuck.Being about 5 years old doesn't make him handicapped.
What? Do you think that mentally handicapped people weren't so when they were 5?
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That's like when Nirvana came to Pennsylvania and saw the snow they thought it was cocaine so they tried snorting it.
First snow, next thing you know you're in an abandoned garage showing them just what a "wheelbarrow" looks like, even though they insist they've seen one before....
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At 1/29/11 01:27 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Was it that brown colored snow?
It's mostly white with some dirt on it and some black covered due to being on the street.
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Interesting
So when are you going to tell that kid the truth?
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