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Why can't life be like porn?

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:35:03 Reply
At 1/27/11 04:07 AM, HizuPlague wrote: I hate when pornos try to have a storyline.

i hate when real life tries to have a storyline

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:36:31 Reply

Because I can understand what people say in real life as apposed to hentai.

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:52:59 Reply

Because life never can and never will be that amazing.

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:55:53 Reply

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:57:41 Reply

The human race would be extinct if life was like pornography. AIDS and other life threatening STD's would spread like duckweed in a pond.

I would hate such a place.

I have a forum. We're just as lame as you are.

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 13:58:22 Reply

Because life is a bitch, thats why.

Suck it up and go masturbate.

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 14:26:32 Reply

Because everyone would have aids and pedophilia would be legal, along with zoophilia, murder, necrophilia, etc...

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Response to Why can't life be like porn? 2011-01-27 14:35:15 Reply

To everyone talking about STDs, porn stars today don't have any. So that argument is invalid.

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