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All men would be ugly and have huge dicks. All chicks would be sluts. There needs to be a balance of sluts and good honest people. If life was a porno, that balance would be disturbed.

At 1/25/11 09:58 PM, dudebro11 wrote: come on girls, call me up. we can do hentai

Lol. Hentai.

nothing would get done, wed be atleast 500 years back in human progress, but at least everyone would be hot!

At 1/25/11 10:08 PM, agustana wrote:

At 1/25/11 10:00 PM, dudebro11 wrote:

At 1/25/11 09:51 PM, agustana wrote: ONE WOMAN. ONE WORD.

tell me a word. say a word to me

Yes.

omg. i am gonna porn the hell out of you

As long as it doesn't have crappy acting.

If life was like porn, consider this: you'd have all the STDs and STIs in the world within a few hours.

Hey I'm all for having some guy called Javier come and clean my pool and have sex with.....I'd also like the addition of porn music to mediocre tasks during the day

At 1/25/11 10:30 PM, FoAngel wrote: Hey I'm all for having some guy called Javier come and clean my pool and have sex with.....I'd also like the addition of porn music to mediocre tasks during the day

Oh hi there, I heard you had some problems posting on internet forums. I'm here to help......first let me check the connection in your pants............

At 1/25/11 10:18 PM, paradigmvulpes wrote: nothing would get done, wed be atleast 500 years back in human progress, but at least everyone would be hot!

what are you talking about? all japanese cartoons have the future and transform into robots. if hentai was a real world it would be the future!

because life is unfair.......

At 1/25/11 10:37 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh hi there, I heard you had some problems posting on internet forums. I'm here to help......first let me check the connection in your pants............

Just monitor the connection speed don't want any packet loss

At 1/25/11 11:04 PM, dudebro11 wrote:

At 1/25/11 10:18 PM, paradigmvulpes wrote: nothing would get done, wed be atleast 500 years back in human progress, but at least everyone would be hot!

what are you talking about? all japanese cartoons have the future and transform into robots. if hentai was a real world it would be the future!

Why do I feel that 11 in your name means something?

Why can't it be like porn?

Because STDs.

At 1/26/11 12:08 AM, ryanson wrote: Why can't it be like porn?

Because STDs.

Fucking Biology.

Because pregnancy, STDs, personal preference, the law.

But above all, because you have a tiny dick and no Mojo.

that sux for you man cuz thats exactly how life is where i live, your state must just be a buncha prude freaks

At 1/25/11 08:53 PM, darklink4567 wrote:
*Carpenter rings doorbell*
2 minutes later, he's having sex with a woman he doesn't know in the kitchen.

You play to much Meet N Fuck

stds and lack of rubbers?

At 1/26/11 12:05 AM, darklink4567 wrote:

Why do I feel that 11 in your name means something?

i dont know, i am actually 4567 years old

BECAUSE FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES A KISS THEN A BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE DID YOU NOT HEAR THAT FUCKING SONG BEFORE?!!

gawd some people are just mother fucking retards here,..

Because we dont have enough fat hairy men with huge cocks to pull it off.

I hate when pornos try to have a storyline.

No thanks, since STD is a bad thing

At 1/25/11 10:08 PM, agustana wrote:

At 1/25/11 10:00 PM, dudebro11 wrote:

At 1/25/11 09:51 PM, agustana wrote: ONE WOMAN. ONE WORD.

tell me a word. say a word to me

Yes.

You. Me. Webcam. 9pm GMT. Tonight.

bad grades

Becuase woman have some stupid inventions called rights and dignity. Those bastards.

If you can cure all STD's along side various other contagious diseases then by all means life could relate more to porn and hentai.

Because venereal diseases and STDs would run rampant and decimate the human population. But, aside from that little speed bump, it does sound good in theory.

Because, guys. Then the plumbing would NEVER be fixed.

I agree with what some person earlier said. If life was a hentai, how the hell would we get diseases and/or pregnancies? In hentai, that sort of shit NEVER happens. Sure, with regular porn it could, but not with hentai.