OK, I was On the bus today and my friend and i were on a seat , and as you do he stood up to talk to someone just in front of us , (he was still standing in between the seat and ours) , and I stole his seat and he then sat on my lap , and im like , are you trying yo give me a god-damn lap dance you pasty ..
then this guy sat down where i was , so then i was stuck with him on my lap and then the guy got off he moved along , then shoved me into the window (while still on the street) and then he said , come sit on my lap and ill tell you a story , so he started off with , now *** (im using *** as a reference to the person) kept on Fu***** garden gnomes and started touching them , and one day he decided to give them buttsex all the time he is sayin this he is vibrating himself and im like God you do not talk about butsex when on someones lap and vibrating ,
I think he may be a homo
EEEEUWWW
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At 1/25/11 12:59 PM, scottishbobby wrote: I think he may be a homo
What if they were female garden gnomes?
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Oh God, I came as soon as I heard.
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At 1/25/11 01:02 PM, desert116 wrote:At 1/25/11 12:59 PM, scottishbobby wrote: I think he may be a homoWhat if they were female garden gnomes?
No they wern't
At 1/25/11 01:03 PM, Ptero wrote: Oh God, I came as soon as I heard.
You know for a scottsman I understood a lot what he was saying.
At 1/25/11 01:25 PM, o0-0o wrote:At 1/25/11 01:03 PM, Ptero wrote: Oh God, I came as soon as I heard.You know for a scottsman I understood a lot what he was saying.
We actually speak English well. It's just that this tool has probably spent his life away from other people that speak English. He's either a highlander that never learned English properly, or he's just stupid. If the first is the case, I can translate your Gaelic, OP. If the second is the case, GTFO.
At 1/25/11 01:03 PM, Ptero wrote: Oh God, I came as soon as I heard.
THOSE DAMN DIRTY APES! THEY KILLED IT! WHY!?!?!
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At 1/25/11 01:00 PM, RacistBassist wrote: 1-25-2011
RIP English
I felt the same way bro, the same way.
I do stuff like that to my friends. if there is no space to sit I say "move up or I'll sit on your lap, and you know I'll enjoy it"
works everytime
Okay, what I got from this:
Me and my friend were riding the bus, and there was only one seat, so he sat in my lap. Then he told me a story about lawngnome butt sex and made himself vibrate.
In other words, your friend wanted your dick to come into contact with his ass while he vibrated and talked about butt sex, when the option of standing up was also available. Yeah, your friend is pretty gay.
At 1/25/11 01:03 PM, Ptero wrote: Oh God, I came as soon as I heard.
I just came. Period.
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
At 1/25/11 01:00 PM, RacistBassist wrote: 1-25-2011
RIP English
He had a good run, but sadly he suffered the same way Common sense did.
At 1/25/11 01:00 PM, RacistBassist wrote: 1-25-2011
RIP English
May he rest in peace. Would anyone like to say a prayer?
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
You're the gay one brah.
case closed
At 1/25/11 03:53 PM, Cootie wrote:At 1/25/11 01:00 PM, RacistBassist wrote: 1-25-2011May he rest in peace. Would anyone like to say a prayer?
RIP English
Dear lord, we gather here today, not to mourn the death of our friend, but to celebrate the life of him. May you keep us strong as we cope with this loss, and may you have pity and mercy on his poor soul as he makes his way into your lovely kingdom. He was abused, raped, and mutilated in his time here, but we know that he will have everlasting joy in your kingdom.
In the name of our lord, Amen.
I have literally next to no idea what you are trying to say here. Your guy friend gave you a lap dance on the bus? Is this what you're trying to say?
I tried to read it, but I just couldn't...
.....wait what.....I......just......what....who...
.gnomes????
then the guy got off he moved along.
Remember to use your words slowly.
I did not have a clue about what he was on about.
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