What if...

[LauriJ]

You are sitting in your home alone when all of a sudden you see a bright light outside and hear some strange rumbling. What do you do?

[RacistBassist]

Wonder who got shot this time.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Get my air rifle and go and investigate.

[esko-man]

I'd look outside first, and I'd use logic to think of what it could be and most likely is.

[tox]

id tell my son to turn off his car until he gets a exhaust system...
^^^ until he know how loud his speakers are outside the car
^^^ to get out of his car now because his pistons are about to to through his hood

[SkeletonGimp]

Evil squirrals are at your door, what do you do?

A: Scream

B: AGHDGBDGAGGPASDF!!111one

C: *Huggles!*

[Ptero]

Continue with whatever I'm doing.

[Astrum21]

Walk outside and make a Captain Morgan pose

[Cosmic]

Tell the people across the street to stop listening to their radio while their headlights are on and buy an I-pod.

[Jonners]

"Huh, the sun's rising and it sounds like the dustbin lorries are here."

[Gimmick]

umm...call the police, or if it was there everyday, i'd resume what i was doing.

what was i doing again?

[Oolaph]

I would ignore it.

[Schizo-Sephy]

I do nothing. I'd just continue doing whatever I was doing. It's because well, I don't really care.

[OingoBoingo]

Masturbate.