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I HATE GOD! I think these things should happen to him:
- burned at the stake
- have his dick boiled
- get butt fucked with a cactus
- stabbed
- beaten
- eyes ripped out
- jesus rapes him
- burn in hell
- he should be forced to worship gay porn
- knife up his dick hole
and any other punishments.

Well aside from the fact that the fictional character "god" does not exist in reality. I wonder why you wouldn't love that guy "satan", after all he seems much nicer.

At 1/27/11 07:07 AM, CaveStoryGrounds wrote: Well aside from the fact that the fictional character "god" does not exist in reality. I wonder why you wouldn't love that guy "satan", after all he seems much nicer.

In the Bible, God kills more people than Satan. In fact, I'm fairly sure Satan doesn't directly kill anyone.

Plus, if you take the idea that Satan is a fallen angel, as is stated in the Bible, any deaths that can be attributed to Satan are also attributable to God, since he has the power to stop Satan, being omnipotent and such.

I love God because he are awesome. Plain and simple. :D

I love god because he was invented to teach retards how nature works by giving them a personification. It went wrong somewhere though.

reading the bible books about every night

Does nothingphilia exist? Cause I think OP has it.

Wait... I don't even belive in this thing :(

Because i love fictional characters