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I had a dream about this last night. There were lots of people trapped in a big building with a couple zombies, and one of the zombies was this hot girl from my class. She offered to have sex with me, and I was like "No, I'll turn into a zombie" and she said "You're gonna turn into a zombie either way, would you rather do it by having sex, or being eaten alive?" I figured that was a pretty good point, so we snuck off to a big boathroom to have sex (Cause I guess zombie sex was against the rules of the building, so we had to be sneaky). Then I was looking for a condom, and I happened to have 3 for some reason, and then other people came in the room and started handing me more condoms. We never ended up having sex because of all the people. Umm... yeah that's it I guess.
TL;DR: Would you have sex with a zombie if she was really hot?
I like your tongue...
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At 1/21/11 08:20 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: You're assuming a zombie wouldn't be a disgusting abomination.
I am not. I said if she was hot. I assume there would be plenty of disgusting zombies, but there must be a few hot ones.
At 1/21/11 08:37 PM, dlxrevolution wrote:At 1/21/11 08:31 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:That'd be nice.At 1/21/11 08:29 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: This thread is making my butt hurt. Nice going OP.Want me to massage it for ya?
Well then get your sweet ass over here and bend over.
Does that count as necrophilia? Because its the living dead. Its still dead but its living. SO CONFUSING!
I mean first of all, you'd turn into a zombie then. Secondly, zombies aren't really either alive or sentient so it'd be like raping a corpse/animal. Thirdly there's no hot zombies.
I would love to have sex with a hideous abomination of a zombie
My penis is erect now