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Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:19:38 Reply

I had a dream about this last night. There were lots of people trapped in a big building with a couple zombies, and one of the zombies was this hot girl from my class. She offered to have sex with me, and I was like "No, I'll turn into a zombie" and she said "You're gonna turn into a zombie either way, would you rather do it by having sex, or being eaten alive?" I figured that was a pretty good point, so we snuck off to a big boathroom to have sex (Cause I guess zombie sex was against the rules of the building, so we had to be sneaky). Then I was looking for a condom, and I happened to have 3 for some reason, and then other people came in the room and started handing me more condoms. We never ended up having sex because of all the people. Umm... yeah that's it I guess.

TL;DR: Would you have sex with a zombie if she was really hot?

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:20:22 Reply

That sounds hot.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:20:39 Reply

You're assuming a zombie wouldn't be a disgusting abomination.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:21:18 Reply

I've seen zombie porn.

SHE BIT IT OFF.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:21:44 Reply

I like your tongue...


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:21:56 Reply

God my penis goes off by the wierdest things...

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:26:12 Reply

At 1/21/11 08:20 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: You're assuming a zombie wouldn't be a disgusting abomination.

I am not. I said if she was hot. I assume there would be plenty of disgusting zombies, but there must be a few hot ones.

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:28:18 Reply

Nope, not worth the chance of turning into one. Would rather survive.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:29:23 Reply

This thread is making my butt hurt. Nice going OP.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:31:13 Reply

At 1/21/11 08:29 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: This thread is making my butt hurt. Nice going OP.

Want me to massage it for ya?

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:37:15 Reply

At 1/21/11 08:31 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 1/21/11 08:29 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: This thread is making my butt hurt. Nice going OP.
Want me to massage it for ya?

That'd be nice.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:38:09 Reply

At 1/21/11 08:37 PM, dlxrevolution wrote:
At 1/21/11 08:31 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:
At 1/21/11 08:29 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: This thread is making my butt hurt. Nice going OP.
Want me to massage it for ya?
That'd be nice.

Well then get your sweet ass over here and bend over.

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:53:20 Reply

I wouldn't have sex with a zombie. Zombies are for killing not loving.

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 20:56:56 Reply

Does that count as necrophilia? Because its the living dead. Its still dead but its living. SO CONFUSING!

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 21:01:02 Reply

No

I mean first of all, you'd turn into a zombie then. Secondly, zombies aren't really either alive or sentient so it'd be like raping a corpse/animal. Thirdly there's no hot zombies.

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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 21:01:25 Reply

What a good dream.


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 21:03:27 Reply

I would love to have sex with a hideous abomination of a zombie

My penis is erect now

Oh dear


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Response to Sex with zombies 2011-01-21 21:03:51 Reply

Man, this bitch is dead on her feet.


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