Stop buying button fly jeans!

[Dean]

Seriously, what man in a perfect frame of mental health actually buys button fly jeans? Yes, that's right. I just suggested that people who buy button fly jeans aren't totally sane.

I see no valid use for them at all. When you go for a piss, do you really want to have to undo three buttons then do them all back up again? It seems pretty impractical to me, yet people continue to buy these bloody jeans. Why did we venture away from the good old fashioned zipper anyway? All you have to do is slide it up and down, it takes seconds.

I guess you might be thinking "Why do you care if we buy button fly jeans?" Well, I'll tell you. As long as you people keep buying them, they remain in production. This means that when I want a new pair of jeans I quite often forget bothering to check the fly and when I get home I realise they have a column of buttons and I have to take them back. It's very annoying and I'm fed up of this happening.

Why do you buy button fly jeans?

Seriously, fucking stop it.

[Black-Ops]

It's fine, I wear tight hot pants mostly every day.

[dlxrevolution]

Better than skinny jeans IMO.

[Catoblepas]

At 1/21/11 01:51 PM, Dean wrote: ........ It's very annoying and I'm fed up of this happening.

I'm going to but 20 of them the first thing in the morning!

[GeneralPlanet]

I prefer no fly jeans.

[Kytraal]

I only unbutton one button because there's no need to waste time on all three.

[Cootie]

I once had two pairs of button fly jeans and they really were a pain in the ass. I honestly don't see any reason to have them since a zipper is much better. They almost caused me to piss on myself once.

[Dean]

At 1/21/11 02:00 PM, Kytraal wrote: I only unbutton one button because there's no need to waste time on all three.

But what if Mr. Johnson decides he wants to take a look through the gap in the undone buttons?

[Gagsy]

Dean the last thing I wanted to think about today is you whipping your cock out of some button fly jeans to have a piss.

Cheers for ruining that.

[Dean]

At 1/21/11 02:48 PM, Gagsy wrote: Cheers for ruining that.

You know my sole purpose on Newgrounds is to please you.

[Rawter]

Ive also never understood it, it is more of an annoyance than anything else

[Grammar-Nazi]

Chinos ftw.

[cgizzle]

With button fly jeans I can't get my dick and balls caught in my zipper.

[Snuff]

I wear them but mine only take about a second to undo and maybe 5 to do back up, I don't find it a problem and lets be honest, I couldn't care less if it's a problem for you.

[Jonners]

I have thought this almost ever time I go to piss and I have a button fly. Since the invention of the zip, aren't buttons almost entirely obsolete?

[Scary-Kids]

Bitch about it more.
That'll solve the problem.

Also i find it better. Since my zippers always fell down.

[sadisticsexuallity]

It's very annoying and I'm fed up of this happening.

Why do you buy button fly jeans?

Seriously, fucking stop it.

~~ Umad? <3

[DarkMatter]

if you're rushing to the bathroom, button flys suck. Gone you must be with the delicate finger control of zipping, and together you must be with the art of ripping you pants open xD

[Megafones]

Is it really so hard to undo the buttons on your trousers and go for a piss ? What's the rush that makes it so inconvenient for you to be doing up a few buttons. Pussies.

[Pjorg]

Well, if you insist.

[Lagatag]

I only have to unbutton 2, so its basically 1 button, plus the button you'd have to do anyway with a zipper.

[The-Great-One]

"Why Does This Always Happen To Me" and Who Can I Blame For It?

[JudasChad]

i wear pj pants everywhere.

legit

[Quinny]

They only look good on girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0X-gnE_
lc

[DP]

I didn't even know they existed until today.

[gamekillereater]

Sadly, when you get into the more fancy category of men's clothes, like suits and shit, there's a significant number of them with buttons instead of zippers.

They should be banned by the UN on general principle.

[steph2568]

I never understood the purpose of more than one button on jeans. One button is more than enough to close a pair of jeans and keep them on.

[Magical-Zorse]

I remember the first time I bought a pair of pants and found out they were button fly pants.

I shat bricks

[Ryanson]

The zipper and the button are both flawed designs.

We need a mind-controlled fly.