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Well I'm not talking about spiderman

he sucks. 'Nuff said.

Anyways, there's this spider under a sponge under a basin, and everyday i just look at it, it's the only living thing other than us humans, mosquitoes, cockroaches, etc (No flies tho, i dunno why - the spider doesn't eat em, and that place is wirenetted)

So i see that spider, sometimes blow on the web just to see if it is still alive (i don't think it has eaten in months) and it is.
Funny thing though, I thought that "maybe since we have all these mosquitoes, why don't i let the spider have the dead mosquito? It'll be a win-win situation!"

So i took the mosquito killer and found two. (Don't worry mosquito lovers if there are any in this world because they suck your blood and give nothing in return except malaria sometimes and less blood...)

I took the mosquitoes and placed them near the web and it came out and grabbed one.

I got that warm fuzzy feeling :3

Should I continue putting them on the web? There's more from where that came from :]
tl;dr people's version:
I put mosquitoes on a web and saw the spider eat them.

Happy?

sorry to double post, but

inb4 title is misleading.

Last night there was a spider in the corner of my room and it ate a bug.

True story.

i fucking loathe spiders

I am a spider.

Being neutral, i don't dislike or like them.

being light I want to marry spiders but do not??

I fuck spiders... Put them between my cock, Jam it up their thangs...
I love it when they bite the inside of the uretha!

At 1/21/11 09:47 AM, Soviet wrote: I fuck spiders... Put them between my cock, Jam it up their thangs...
I love it when they bite the inside of the uretha!

Hey, let's not be a creeper, okay?

I had a black widow cross over my hand as a child, strangly enough it never bit me or anything just went about it's way.

It's the most beautiful creature on the entire planet.

True story.

I once saw a spider that glowed in the dark.

For serious. It was this pale luminescent kind of colour that looks like its glowing in the moonlight!

My house is my web. I kill any spiders that trespass my web.

At 1/21/11 09:52 AM, Kanon wrote: I had a black widow cross over my hand as a child, strangly enough it never bit me or anything just went about it's way.

Black widows can rarely kill you, and like other animals, black widows (ok i know its an arachnid) rarely bite you unless you provoke them, i.e threaten them, i.e's.i.e fart on them/sit on them/blow on them or do anything that endangers their existence.
Daddy longlegs don't have a long enough "tongue" to penetrate your skin, so you can have that in your home :3

P.S I saw the spider had eaten the mosquito. I hope it liked smoked mosquito 'cause I killed one with the zapper and put it there :)

At 1/21/11 10:02 AM, ThePoonjabi wrote: I would sometimes put bugs in a spiders web when I was young and watch the spider go for the kill.

Me too :) Only this time i killed it first and then put it there, so it wouldn't go to any trouble.

I hate flies, thank god they're not here anymore.

As long as they are outside, I don't mind them. If they are inside, hey get smashed in a wad of toilet paper.

Well that one was in my bathroom under a sponge minding its own business eating the 'quito so i didn't care.

At 1/21/11 10:03 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote: True story.

I once saw a spider that glowed in the dark.

For serious. It was this pale luminescent kind of colour that looks like its glowing in the moonlight!

Mmmhmm yeah, Jamie Hynemann's (mythbusters) house had spiders under his basement, incuding a one that glowed in the dark!
I don't really hate spiders but if they surprise me (once one came behind my couch and jumped on my laptop) i blow them away or relocate them. I don't have the guts to kill it (I know, i know, but how can you hurt the little thing? Mosquitoes, they're little, but they're bloodsuckers)

I saw a transparent spider once. True story; my bro asked me to squish it but i couldn't. i threw it away. God knows what happened to the transparent spider since.

Your spider is a lazy douche.

At 1/21/11 10:01 AM, FlameRetardant wrote: It's the most beautiful creature on the entire planet.

I am aroused

Spiders insider your house are supposed to be good luck. They keep other nasty bugs and critters out. Of course, you don't want the poisonous ones around, but the little black fuzzy ones and the granddaddy long leg spiders don't do any harm.

I don't mind spiders as long as I know they are there. I don't want them on me, but they don't scare me if they're in a corner or skittering along the wall.

At 1/21/11 10:13 AM, sanjeev98 wrote:

At 1/21/11 10:03 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote: True story.

I once saw a spider that glowed in the dark.

For serious. It was this pale luminescent kind of colour that looks like its glowing in the moonlight!

Mmmhmm yeah, Jamie Hynemann's (mythbusters) house had spiders under his basement, incuding a one that glowed in the dark!

I am intrigued, can you send me your data?

I saw a transparent spider once. True story; my bro asked me to squish it but i couldn't. i threw it away. God knows what happened to the transparent spider since.

I'd definatly like to review notes on that. Maybe a co-operative journal?

:)

Seriously, there is weird shit in the world...

At 1/21/11 10:50 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote: I am intrigued, can you send me your data?

I dunno the episode, but Jamie and Adam went in the basement for the Daddy Longlegs myth...

I'd definatly like to review notes on that. Maybe a co-operative journal?

... I was 8 at the time. I don't remember anything since, except the spider and some other stuff.

)

=) indeed.

Seriously, there is weird shit in the world...

So what are you implying?

At 1/21/11 10:53 AM, sanjeev98 wrote:

I dunno the episode, but Jamie and Adam went in the basement for the Daddy Longlegs myth...

I'll look it up

I'd definatly like to review notes on that. Maybe a co-operative journal?

... I was 8 at the time. I don't remember anything since, except the spider and some other stuff.

Damn. For shame :(

Seriously, there is weird shit in the world...

So what are you implying?

That glow in the dark and transparent spiders prove there is weird shit in the world. What am I supposed to imply?

PS: I want to collect glow in the dark spiders. So I can start a rave. A mini rave. With the spiders.

At 1/21/11 11:16 AM, agustana wrote: You should kill the spider.

why exactly?

I hope it bites you.

It's a normal, average, recluse home spider (its under a damn sponge. I saw it come out and stay on the web as if was saying "ok, where are my daily mosquitoes?" and up and went back under the sponge.

And you die.

HURR DURR

Jk.

Oh. well then just forget what i said and hope it never happened.

I hope every spider on Earth gets cancer and fucking dies. inb4 Gagsy rages.

At 1/21/11 10:01 AM, FlameRetardant wrote: It's the most beautiful creature on the entire planet.

I'll see your black widow and raise you a desert spider!

Spiders are scary!

Kill it man! ELIMINATE IT

I don't have a problem with spiders, not the poisonous ones anyway. Unfortunately the people I live with do.

Cute story though. :3

Yeah! just one SpiderMAN

At 1/22/11 03:58 AM, The-universe wrote:
I'll see your black widow and raise you a desert spider!

Okay, now that's scary.

At 1/22/11 04:04 AM, Platypus wrote: Spiders are scary!

Kill it man! ELIMINATE IT

Why? I'm not arachnophobic. It's not poisonous. It's not scary.