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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 16:09:11 Reply

At 4/25/10 01:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 4/25/10 08:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Sorry Coop, wont happen again.
Have you no balls? Don't suck his dick!

Weren't you bribed by a moderator to "turn in" people who were breaking BBS rules?

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 16:13:21 Reply

At 1/26/10 11:17 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Jamoke issued a decree for troll scalps the more I get the less I get banned. I diden't see this asshole post a list of ten bands or any of the horsemen confirm him so he's a obvious troll in my mind that and he's a douche handle.

Hahahaha yeah, that did happen.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 16:14:06 Reply

At 4/25/10 04:13 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 1/26/10 11:17 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Jamoke issued a decree for troll scalps the more I get the less I get banned. I diden't see this asshole post a list of ten bands or any of the horsemen confirm him so he's a obvious troll in my mind that and he's a douche handle.
Hahahaha yeah, that did happen.

Stickin' it to tha man!


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 16:14:52 Reply

At 1/26/10 11:28 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Please go on I don't care if I look like a total asshole. I've already sold my soul dent you must understand Im just a pawn in this world.

Just a pawn who sold his soul?

Have you no balls? Stop sucking mod dick!

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 16:37:59 Reply

At 4/22/10 07:20 PM, Zakkles wrote: May I join here? I'm pretty into metal/harcore music and I think this club would be cool to join.

If it matters, my favorite metal band is either Static-X, The Dillinger Escape Plan or Rammstein.
My favorite hardcore band is Korn, but another I like a good bit is System of a Down.

sorry, you listed a total of 0 metal bands.

At 4/22/10 09:05 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Can I join?

eeeeh...no. sorry.

At 4/23/10 10:01 PM, sjwelshans wrote: Heres my quick list off the top of my head:

please list two more. You need 10.

At 4/24/10 05:34 PM, Origina-l wrote: Holy fucking shit, it's been years since i last logged in, and this topic is still alive!

I remember you. welcome back.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 17:00:00 Reply

At 4/24/10 11:22 PM, Dalnaki wrote:
At 4/24/10 08:01 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Just found a new band, Morbid. Anyone else listen to them?
Which Morbid? There are a dozen bands with that name.

The one Dead started.

Bleh.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 18:06:19 Reply

What's with the influx of membership requests? And why are they all shit?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 18:10:57 Reply

At 4/25/10 08:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Sorry Coop, wont happen again.

Also, that was like, my first ban in 2-3 years since my last one XD

First ban in 767 days ;)

At 4/25/10 01:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 4/25/10 08:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Sorry Coop, wont happen again.
Have you no balls? Don't suck his dick!

No, do suck my dick. My girlfriend's not around, I won't tell.

At 4/25/10 04:09 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 4/25/10 01:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 4/25/10 08:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Sorry Coop, wont happen again.
Have you no balls? Don't suck his dick!
Weren't you bribed by a moderator to "turn in" people who were breaking BBS rules?

No, he fell for a thread that jamoke created in General. *sighs*

Right, Megadeth and Snooker doesn't work. Next experiment please. I've got Whiplash and NASCAR all lined up, so if people want to throw some suggestions out, we might be able to find the right type of Metal for the right type of sport.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 18:19:15 Reply

At 4/25/10 06:10 PM, Coop83 wrote: Right, Megadeth and Snooker doesn't work. Next experiment please.

Leave it to Barry Hearn :P.
Painkiller would obviously work for Ronnie, just for the 'FASTER THAN A BULLET!' line.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 21:34:49 Reply

Fck you all seriously go yank on pornos cock. faaaaaaa oh wait.

[Insert butt hurt statement here.] I hate you guys.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 22:49:02 Reply

Lala lalalalala


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-25 22:51:02 Reply

At 4/25/10 10:49 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Lala lalalalala

Well this totally killed the mood.

Lala lalalalala


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 03:21:13 Reply

At 4/25/10 03:54 PM, Nev wrote:
Ponos was obviously trolling you to pieces, and you were taking his bait each time.

Dude, he was obviously pissed off, every single time he would post. I know what trolls are, thanks kiddy.

At 4/25/10 04:03 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
The only reason I wouldn't use Agalloch to get people into metal is that Agalloch don't sound a whole lot like other metal bands. I feel like if I used Agalloch to get people into metal, I'd end up getting them into just Agalloch and not metal in general.

I know, but we were talking about making a list. So if it's not just Agalloch, but Agalloch and some heavy metal, some death metal, some thrash, some melodeath and some SBM and whatever. Agalloch are not representative of the whole metal scene, but I still think they are not that hard to get into.

At 4/25/10 06:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: What's with the influx of membership requests? And why are they all shit?

Dunno... did Korn release a new album and no one told me?

Also, I'll post something about the show I saw tonight when I get some more time. Gotta sleep now.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 03:53:35 Reply

Oh anyway. Here is a part of what I wanted to write later. But since I already wrote these few words, might as well just post them.

I saw Threat Signal tonight. Here is a comment I left on their page on last.fm

"I've never loved this band so much before I could scream!! Scream my lungs out while facing Jon, Screaming all my favorite parts of their songs with him! This vocalist is awesome because he knows how to write beautiful music and he likes to sing all these words he wrote. Singing along with him, my best friends and the crowd was a great experience. Such a great band, their vocalist, Jon, is such a great artist because he loves what he does and he loves to share it with his fans."

I think it's what makes or breaks a band...
The feeling...

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 06:15:15 Reply

So I listened to this band right, they're called Threat Signal.

First minute, thoughts:

Ah, typical. One note chugs.

Second minute, thoughts:

Ah, typical. Whiney American accent emo-ish clean singing part. WAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!

Give up on song. Listen to another.

First minute, thoughts:

Ah, typical. Emocore chord progression clean guitar intro.

Ah, typical. Techno effect guitar melody.

I don't much care for this band at all, if you ask my opinion.

Singer has some lungs though.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 06:29:53 Reply

Kivimetsän Druidi, great folk metal band. Really melodic.

Got their album/promo shit along with a bunch of other promos free when I ordered...

THIS!

I have the limited grey edition coming in the mail as well :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 07:53:56 Reply

DAMMIT SPEEDY YOU DONT HOLD RECORDS LIKE THAT. HOLD THE EDGES WITH YOUR PALMS.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 08:54:00 Reply

At 4/25/10 08:51 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 4/24/10 03:03 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Smells like opinions :)
Is it just me, or when you guys read this post you saw opinions as well?

And that's the irony of it all.

At 4/25/10 03:22 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: And still, to you guys who told me that Agalloch is not a good start to introduce people to metal... I think you guys are wrong, cause I managed to get two girls interrested into metal by making em listen to Agalloch. My ex-girlfriend now likes bands like Blotted Science and Ulver. I guess that what I did was not a bad move... at all :P

That's just two girls listening to that band. It doesn't mean the same thing will happen to a thousand other new metal fans while the majority who are getting into metal are more likely to enjoy Metallica (the good stuff, of course) and Iron Maiden than Agalloch.

At 4/26/10 03:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 4/25/10 06:06 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: What's with the influx of membership requests? And why are they all shit?
Dunno... did Korn release a new album and no one told me?

From what I've heard, their new album is coming out soon. Why I'm sad enough to know this is because their name kept popping up and I was just curious about what they named their new album.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 11:54:09 Reply

At 4/26/10 03:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Dude, he was obviously pissed off, every single time he would post. I know what trolls are, thanks kiddy.

Knowing and identifying are different :P. Ponos said something, you reacted, so he carried on doing it. Classic trolling :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 12:18:23 Reply

At 4/26/10 06:15 AM, PenisClown wrote: So I listened to this band right, they're called Threat Signal.

It's funny you say it's typical. Can't say I've ever heard anything like what they do anywhere else. And I think I know more about the melodeath-metalcore scene.

When you listen to something, you really have to go for the ensemble, not just break the complexe sounds to single parts. What makes Threat Signal is that everything blends perfectly together and that they know how to bring it to the fucking table. And dude, you gotta have some parts of your music that reflects the genre you play. So even these bands you like have typical "whatever the genre is" riffs and chord progressions.

Plus, these guys have thrash metal influences, so calling them just emo and core is not enough to describe their sound.

And last thing, they are one of the rare bands to do nice breakdowns. They are pretty much one of the only reasons why I didn't give up on core... Cause seriously... the bands who played before them...

A Dead Motion
Chainsaw Armageddon
Mass Murder Messiah (this band was kind of good)
Everything After Zero (that was pretty cool. You guys are gonna say they are core shit, but they still sound nice to me)

At 4/26/10 08:54 AM, Bahamut wrote:
That's just two girls listening to that band. It doesn't mean the same thing will happen to a thousand other new metal fans while the majority who are getting into metal are more likely to enjoy Metallica (the good stuff, of course) and Iron Maiden than Agalloch.

You still know what I mean. You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time. What will most likely happen is that these kids will stick to one of these bands, let's say Maiden... become shitty fanboys and never go for anything else. I know a lot of people who are just like that. But since I've been introducing my favorite bands to my friends, they have learned a lot more about metal than what the usual 4 or 5 bands we always list did. Plus, if these people you talk to were really interrested into metal, they would already know about Iron Maiden, Metallica and Megadeth...

At 4/26/10 11:54 AM, Nev wrote: random stuff

omfg...

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 14:27:44 Reply

At 4/25/10 04:37 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 4/24/10 05:34 PM, Origina-l wrote: Holy fucking shit, it's been years since i last logged in, and this topic is still alive!
I remember you. welcome back.

Orly? Cool :D
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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 14:29:47 Reply

At 4/26/10 06:29 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: THIS!

Vinyl chugging! It must be wonderful!

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-26 16:29:50 Reply

Hey guys. I recently found a band called Zimmer's Holer, which is a side project of 3/4 of the guys from Strapping Young Lad. I'd like to know where to start with them, but I already really like them from the couple songs I've heard from them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 02:07:10 Reply

At 4/26/10 07:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: DAMMIT SPEEDY YOU DONT HOLD RECORDS LIKE THAT. HOLD THE EDGES WITH YOUR PALMS.

IT'S FOR DISPLAY/COLLECTING NOT FOR PLAYING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 05:05:21 Reply

At 4/26/10 12:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time.

How does that work? It's working their way up the ladder.

Plus, if these people you talk to were really interrested into metal, they would already know about Iron Maiden, Metallica and Megadeth...

Uhh, we're talking about a STARTING list for metal. Did you forget that?

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At 4/26/10 07:53 AM, PenisClown wrote: DAMMIT SPEEDY YOU DONT HOLD RECORDS LIKE THAT. HOLD THE EDGES WITH YOUR PALMS.
IT'S FOR DISPLAY/COLLECTING NOT FOR PLAYING FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

grey obZen :D

Should have had gloves on while holding it.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 08:33:52 Reply

Jesus fuck what the hell happened to Twilight? They drop Malefic and the band turns into some stupid bunch of fat "My Name is Earl" looking motherfuckers with retarded facial hair.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 10:20:34 Reply

At 4/26/10 04:29 PM, Zodir wrote: Hey guys. I recently found a band called Zimmer's Holer, which is a side project of 3/4 of the guys from Strapping Young Lad. I'd like to know where to start with them, but I already really like them from the couple songs I've heard from them.

Their only really decent release is 'When You Were Shouting At The Devil...'


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:04:39 Reply

At 4/27/10 05:05 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 4/26/10 12:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time.
How does that work? It's working their way up the ladder.

What you will end up doing... is creating some more 80's metal fans. Those who shit on everything that is made today. The problem is that metal as evolved so much since then, that a lot of metal genres and sub-genres share very few similarities with these 80's bands. I know it's not always what happens, but I've met a lot of fanboys who really just do not want to move on to metal bands from the 90's and 2000.

Plus, if these people you talk to were really interrested into metal, they would already know about Iron Maiden, Metallica and Megadeth...
Uhh, we're talking about a STARTING list for metal. Did you forget that?

I never saw a user who woud not already be into metal (or nu-metal and metalcore) asking to join the Hell...

We are talking about making a STARTING list for the Metal Hell, and not a starting list to introduce metal to someone who never ever heard of metal music.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:49:23 Reply

At 4/27/10 05:05 AM, Bahamut wrote:
At 4/26/10 12:18 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: You have more chances finding real metal fans if you do not go for the most commercial bands all the time.
How does that work? It's working their way up the ladder.

I think he means that you're more likely to find metal fans, and not casual fans of it ("Oh yeah, Iron Maiden and Metallica are the best metal ever.") if you delve deeper into metal.
I mean, let's face it. Most Metallica and Iron Maiden fans know very little about metal, and they're so attached to these bands that trying to show them other bands is a wasted effort.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-04-27 15:56:15 Reply

Yo, if you guys have trouble making a starting list, let me decide for you.

Morbid Saint - Spectrum of Death
Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
Autopsy - Severed Survival or Mental Funeral
Incantation - Onward to Golgotha
Immolation - Close to a World Below
Timeghoul - EVERYTHING (Seriously, they only released two demos.)
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic (and pretty much everything else)
Metal Church - S/T
Raven - Rock Until You Drop
Carcass - The Reek of Putrefaction (Heartwork is a pile of flashy guitar hero shit)
Witchkiller - Day of the Saxons EP
Master's Hammer - Ritual
Blue Cheer - VincebusEruptum
Bolt Thrower - In Battle There is no Law
Cirith Ungol - Frost and Fire
Beherit - Drawing Down the Moon

You may have noticed that my list comprises mainly death metal, and there's two reasons for it. I fucking love it, and second, most of you really don't know anything about it. Anyway, feel free to add onto it if you accept my list guys.