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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 17th, 2010 @ 10:52 PM Reply

At 2/17/10 10:13 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: My bad, mudkips. You'se in, sonny.

fuck, I'm tired of this goddamn cold.

So, Keelhaul is pretty good. I got two of their albums. Cruel Shoes stands out in my mind. Also, I now have every Orange Goblin album.

I've heard cool things about Keelhaul but I haven't really listened to them. I don't think they're on MA are they?

On a side note, my guitarist for my new band went to high school and is friends with Swashbuckle (they grew up in Central New Jersey) and Overkill (also from New Jersey).

I love having connections.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 12:03 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 11:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Thank you, Sense-Offender. On that note, I want to ask you all a question. Pretty specific.

I'm kind of stuck to Melodic death metal lately, but It seems I am listening to the same bands for that genre: Insomnium, Dark Tranquility, The Absence, and At The Gates. Are there any other bands you can recommend me?

Amon Amarth, Scar Symmetry(not their new album), Mors Principium Est, Wintersun, all I can think of right now.

On a separate note, has anybody ever heard of Animals As Leaders? I have no idea where I even heard their name, but I listened to their album and it's actually really good.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 12:26 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 07:51 PM, Nev wrote:
It's cause theres no fucking horsemen around :P.
Me and DentorBahamutorAnimetal or someone should totally get us a horse. Ghoul ain't coming back and Bill's fucked off.

Add Ponos, Me and the other active regulars of the Hell to the list. We could do a kind of election. All members who joinned a year ago or two years ago and who are still active now could vote or something. I don't know. I just think this would be a good idea. One of the active horseman could be the one taking the votes, or maybe two of the horseman and you would have to send a pm with your vote to both of them (for democracy purpose :P). Then they would give us the results and we would have a new horseman :O

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 01:13 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 12:26 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Add Ponos, Me and the other active regulars of the Hell to the list. We could do a kind of election. All members who joinned a year ago or two years ago and who are still active now could vote or something. I don't know. I just think this would be a good idea. One of the active horseman could be the one taking the votes, or maybe two of the horseman and you would have to send a pm with your vote to both of them (for democracy purpose :P). Then they would give us the results and we would have a new horseman :O

Huh, I guess I somehow I missed whatever you guys are talking about. Could someone so kindly link me to it? Thank you much.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 04:14 AM Reply

I'm the oldest regular posting member here. But you guys don't want me as a horseman. I don't really want to be one either so meh.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 05:35 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 06:47 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 2/17/10 10:26 AM, PenisClown wrote: Well. Is anyone else here big on classical music? I fucking love classical music now, although I wasn't always like that.
Me. I was raised on that stuff-

I cannot see an 10 year old version of my self liking it. It would've been far too fucked up and complicated for me to understand. I would've rather been listening to Linkin Park or something.

my favorites are Russian composers, such as Tchaikovsky and Rimsky-Korsakov and such. Debussy is also great.

CLAUDE DEBUSSY! His stuff is so wrong, it's right.

Prokofiev, Shostakovich, and Bizet. Elgar Grieg. And Gershwin. And Copeland. Most of my favorite composers are dudes whose music I've played.

Oh that's right, you play.... Erm, you play a brass instrument or something.

Of course, Beethoven and Mozart were geniuses, too.

It's fair to mention Haydn's name as well, he is the third of the classical era masters. Although he just isn't as good to my ears. I listened to Beethoven's 9th and Mozart's 40th today, both very excellent symphonies that I love to death.

Any earlier than that, though, and it kind of annoys me (with the exception of Bach, but everyone knows the motherfucker was a genius.)

I was about to e-slap your arse with a Bach reference, but I lack a reason to now. I've almost got this Bach piece down.

Classical guitar is amazing. Those lutes with double the octaves of regular guitars are just insane, I want one. Four extra octaves. I love their harmonious techniques, bass and melody at the same time. And it's classical music on guitar, two things I love smooshed together. Like PB and J.

At 2/17/10 10:13 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Also, I now have every Orange Goblin album.

GARRRRRRRRR now I have to do that. I only have the first three.

At 2/18/10 04:14 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I'm the oldest regular posting member here. But you guys don't want me as a horseman. I don't really want to be one either so meh.

Nawwwwwwwwwww.

But it's true, AllMightyBruce was on the internet when it was actually cool. The only reason we do not want you as our part leader is because you don't post a lot.

Also, since when was having a leader a good thing? Look at our fucked up society.

And Nev is the only person who deserves to be horseman right now. I may have been here for three years, but I've caused way too much drama to earn anyone's respect =P

But come on, look at the size of my fucking posts. They're huge.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 05:48 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 10:12 PM, Zodir wrote: SCause my comp crapped out and I'm not able to get on as much as I like.

I had something similar a while back, turned out to be some kind of clash caused by USB devices being plugged in while it's booting, though this was Vista 64bit SP2, what OS are you running?


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 05:51 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 05:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: you don't post a lot.

Hey. My post count has gone up, like, .13 in the past month or two. Haha.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 07:04 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 05:51 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote:
At 2/18/10 05:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: you don't post a lot.
Hey. My post count has gone up, like, .13 in the past month or two. Haha.

Plus we totally need someone European. Since Marko pretty much left this club is incredibly racist :P.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 08:39 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 07:51 PM, Nev wrote: Me and DentorBahamutorAnimetal

Not AniMetalur?

At 2/17/10 08:13 PM, mothballs wrote: My apologies, please ignore. On a serious note, I saw Sense-Offender post not too long ago so he should be able to accept him in or whatever.

Goatchrist and Idio have posted too.

At 2/17/10 11:17 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Thank you, Sense-Offender. On that note, I want to ask you all a question. Pretty specific.
I'm kind of stuck to Melodic death metal lately, but It seems I am listening to the same bands for that genre: Insomnium, Dark Tranquility, The Absence, and At The Gates. Are there any other bands you can recommend me?

Eluveite(Folk metal also), Arch Enemy, Katakyslm, Older In Flames, older Soilwork, Epicurean and Luna Mortis all come to mind.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 08:47 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 08:39 AM, AniMetal wrote: Not AniMetalur?

No. Deal with it!

Eluveite(Folk metal also), Arch Enemy, Katakyslm, Older In Flames, older Soilwork, Epicurean and Luna Mortis all come to mind.

Hypocrisy.

The only good Melodeath band.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 05:35 AM, PenisClown wrote: Oh that's right, you play.... Erm, you play a brass instrument or something.

Close. Clarinet and saxophone.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 10:12 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 08:47 AM, Nev wrote: No. Deal with it!

Sob.

Hypocrisy.

Hypocrisy are so good they're beyond melodic death metal.

The only good Melodeath band.

Melodeath metal is good, except when it borders on metalcore. (In Flames since the beginning of the 2000's)


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 10:47 AM Reply

At 2/17/10 10:52 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: I don't think they're on MA are they?

they are

On a side note, my guitarist for my new band went to high school and is friends with Swashbuckle (they grew up in Central New Jersey) and Overkill (also from New Jersey).

I had a friend who claimed he accidentally spat on a member of Overkill. He meant to spit on a member of some lame band and missed.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 11:13 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 12:03 AM, jew193 wrote: On a separate note, has anybody ever heard of Animals As Leaders? I have no idea where I even heard their name, but I listened to their album and it's actually really good.

Only thing good about them is their name. Animals are fucking awesome, and humans suck.

At 2/18/10 10:12 AM, AniMetal wrote: Melodeath metal is good, except when it borders on metalcore. (In Flames since the beginning of the 2000's)

VERY true, new In Flames sucks. They've leaned more towards the core side, and now I can't bare listening to them. The older albums (Clayman, Colony, etc.) are the only ones I listen to currently, and not much, since it always creeps my mind how they're not what they used to be.

At 2/18/10 10:47 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I had a friend who claimed he accidentally spat on a member of Overkill. He meant to spit on a member of some lame band and missed.

Meh, that's nothing, I spat on the vocalist of Vader and we went home together and had raging, gay sex.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 11:23 AM Reply

I grabbed Joe Duplantier's (of Gojira) cock and balls.
And I spanked him.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 11:47 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 07:04 AM, Nev wrote: Plus we totally need someone European. Since Marko pretty much left this club is incredibly racist :P.

That was a total dig you dink. Haha.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 12:50 PM Reply

At 2/17/10 07:51 PM, Nev wrote: Me and DentorBahamut

Yes, the three of us were competing for the horsemen title last Summer but we never concluded that. I was looking back at those posts last night and I think we all paid more attention to smeagol's video. Heh.

Bill's fucked off.

I'm sure he'll be back eventually but yeah. I'd like to hear some thoughts from Sense, Idio and Goatchrist on Bill's status here.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 02:32 PM Reply

Does it bug the fuck out of anyone else when a shit band has the same name of a band that you love?

Also, who else thinks it's funny that Ghaal "retired" from the metal scene?

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 04:14 AM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I'm the oldest regular posting member here. But you guys don't want me as a horseman. I don't really want to be one either so meh.

Never said we didn't want you as a mod...

At 2/18/10 05:35 AM, PenisClown wrote:
And Nev is the only person who deserves to be horseman right now. I may have been here for three years, but I've caused way too much drama to earn anyone's respect =P

I don't think it should only be based on this. An Horseman needs to have a good metal culture. Still, our most active regulars all have a good metal culture...
But yes, I think it's time we choose ourself a new horseman. Right now we have only two right? or maybe 3?
Well, we should at least replace Ghoul, cause he isn't active at all, not even close to being a regular.
So if our actual horseman are alright with that, we should vote. Everyone who would like to be elected should say it and we could make a little election :)

It's also quite funny that we are not seing you going on a rampage with all these melodeath fans we have in the hell nowaday. I remember you going completely insane when I first joinned and that I was highly into power metal and melodic death. Worst is that these guys are even worst then I ever was :P

At 2/18/10 11:23 AM, Nev wrote: I grabbed Joe Duplantier's (of Gojira) cock and balls.
And I spanked him.

I'd like to ear you say Duplantier with your hardcore british accent.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 06:35 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 06:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd like to ear you say Duplantier with your hardcore british accent.

I'll say it for you when you help me do Big Brother ;).


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 06:36 PM Reply

I think Sense and Idio should remain horsemen, Goatchrist is BEYOND horseman anyways.

I vote Nev and Bahamut.

Nev because he is more active than anyone else and Bahamut because he is the best poster in the thread right now, by far.

And yes, both have been in the thread for years, know their stuff, are coherent, etc.

At 2/18/10 06:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's also quite funny that we are not seing you going on a rampage with all these melodeath fans we have in the hell nowaday.

Because ponos probably didn't know about bands like Insomnium and Katakyslm back then, probably all he knew were In Flames and Soilwork.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 07:08 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 02:32 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: Does it bug the fuck out of anyone else when a shit band has the same name of a band that you love?

Slipknot

Also, who else thinks it's funny that Ghaal "retired" from the metal scene?

It's only funny because he's a cockroach that'll never die. He'll be doing this Satan shit years after we're all dead.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 07:31 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 06:35 PM, Nev wrote:
At 2/18/10 06:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I'd like to ear you say Duplantier with your hardcore british accent.
I'll say it for you when you help me do Big Brother ;).

Anytime I can dude :P

At 2/18/10 06:36 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 2/18/10 06:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: It's also quite funny that we are not seing you going on a rampage with all these melodeath fans we have in the hell nowaday.
Because ponos probably didn't know about bands like Insomnium and Katakyslm back then, probably all he knew were In Flames and Soilwork.

Dunno, cause even if I did list a lot of bands, he still kept saying melodeath was shit...

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 07:50 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 07:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Dunno, cause even if I did list a lot of bands, he still kept saying melodeath was shit...

No offense, but almost all the time you listed bands back then to defend melodic death metal you would always list metalcore bands.

With a few exceptions of course.

Also, I know you're a fan but is it just me or does Threat Signal's second album suck balls compared to their first?


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 09:35 PM Reply

Guys, I won't be posting here for awhile. I may be a father.... I know it sounds rediculious, me a father if so Im joining the reserves to support her. It's time to man up this test shall secure our fate.


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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 10:31 PM Reply

Oh to Mudkipspiano, another melodic death metal band I forgot to tell you about was Be'lakor. They're from Australia and really good.

No idea why i mentioned the Australian part
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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 18th, 2010 @ 11:17 PM Reply

At 2/18/10 06:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Never said we didn't want you as a mod...

No, I know that. I'm just saying I'm a dick so I'd probably say no to someone just based on my perceptions of them thats all. Haha.

At 2/18/10 07:08 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: It's only funny because he's a cockroach that'll never die. He'll be doing this Satan shit years after we're all dead.

It's totally true. But King has already fucked off and started releasing shit with that jackoff from Dimmu Borgir.

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 19th, 2010 @ 01:17 AM Reply

At 2/18/10 07:50 PM, AniMetal wrote:
At 2/18/10 07:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Dunno, cause even if I did list a lot of bands, he still kept saying melodeath was shit...
No offense, but almost all the time you listed bands back then to defend melodic death metal you would always list metalcore bands.

With a few exceptions of course.

I don't know...
Darkane, Nightrage, Kalmah, Profugus Mortis, Wintersun...
These were the bands I would always list when talking about melodeath. Sometimes I would just put All That Remains in the list, but thats the only one...
Soilwork and Scar Symmetry were some of my favorite melodeath (gothenburg metal) bands...
And I know he hated those.
But these kids go around saying how much The Black Dahlia Murder is awesome and all. I know they are ok, but they are faaaar more core than all the melodeath things I was really into back then :P


Also, I know you're a fan but is it just me or does Threat Signal's second album suck balls compared to their first?

It does. It sucks... a few songs have a few interresting elements. But overall... it sucks. The vocals are nothing like what they used to be...

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Response to Metal Hell Feb. 19th, 2010 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 2/19/10 01:17 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Darkane, Nightrage, Kalmah, Profugus Mortis, Wintersun...

All good stuff, but I can still understand why you wouldn't like them.

Soilwork and Scar Symmetry were some of my favorite melodeath (gothenburg metal) bands...
And I know he hated those.

Mih, my opinions on this style of melodeath varies on my mood.

But these kids go around saying how much The Black Dahlia Murder is awesome and all. I know they are ok, but they are faaaar more core than all the melodeath things I was really into back then :P

I don't even consider them metal, that's how shittie and core-influenced they are.

It does. It sucks... a few songs have a few interresting elements. But overall... it sucks. The vocals are nothing like what they used to be...

The vocals i've always hated, but in this album the instrumental sucks also.

Which is weird cause it was so great in the first album.


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