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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 15:49:28 Reply

Hahaha, ha.

Just ordered myself one, now I'm going to feel special walking around with this thing on.

Gorgoroth = tits.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 15:51:21 Reply

At 3/11/10 03:49 PM, mothballs wrote: Hahaha, ha.
Just ordered myself one, now I'm going to feel special walking around with this thing on.

It's only a wristband...


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 16:00:07 Reply

At 3/11/10 03:51 PM, Nev wrote: It's only a wristband...

I should have mentioned that I play tennis. With wristbands.

Also, I will officially be looked as as Satanic.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 16:29:36 Reply

At 3/11/10 04:00 PM, mothballs wrote: I should have mentioned that I play tennis. With wristbands.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 17:33:54 Reply

At 3/11/10 03:49 PM, mothballs wrote: Hahaha, ha.

Just ordered myself one, now I'm going to feel special walking around with this thing on.

Gorgoroth = tits.

Thanks to that site of yours I Finally decided what I'm going to spend my money on. Previously I was going to get a hoodie, but it's getting a lot warmer around here and I won't really be needing a hoodie. So there. I'll save thee hoodie for next winter.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 19:30:25 Reply

At 3/11/10 09:44 AM, Nev wrote:
At 3/11/10 03:21 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: I can't see how such an ugly and old man still gets to have sex with beautiful girl... who usually aren't older than me...
Answer? Three words:
His huge dick.

My dick is of average size, and I still didn't find a woman I couldn't please.
No matter how big your dick is... if your the ugliest fuck in the world, these girls would rather masturbate with fucking baseball bats instead of getting fucked by this fat monkey.

Plus, Alcest's new album will be coming out at the end of the month !!!!
Can't fucking wait !!!

Plus plus, they are coming to Montreal during April :O
Fucking awesome !!!

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 19:42:33 Reply

At 3/11/10 07:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: No matter how big your dick is... if your the ugliest fuck in the world, these girls would rather masturbate with fucking baseball bats instead of getting fucked by this fat monkey.

Well, clearly not.
Ron Jeremy has probably had his way with more women than all our post counts put together. All thangs to his huge schlong.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 19:49:25 Reply

At 3/11/10 07:42 PM, Nev wrote:
At 3/11/10 07:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: No matter how big your dick is... if your the ugliest fuck in the world, these girls would rather masturbate with fucking baseball bats instead of getting fucked by this fat monkey.
Well, clearly not.
Ron Jeremy has probably had his way with more women than all our post counts put together. All thangs to his huge schlong.

All thanks to his celebrity... numbnut...
There is plenty of guys who have bigger dicks then him, but he was around in the porn industry way before all the other guys. Girls today have sex with him because they know it's good for their career.

I really hope you are not of these ass holes who believe that you get more sex because of the size of your cock. Cause seriously, any girl who isn't a big slut will tell you that if you have an average sized dick, it only depends on what you can do with it.
Just think about it. We both use the M4 in CoD, but I use it better then you :)
I get more kills :P, the gun is just a tool, like the dick is :P

And also, ever heard of quality sex? :P

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 20:07:24 Reply

Way to jump to conclusions.
In porn length matters. In real life, of course it doesn't.
Ron Jeremy isn't the only fat porn star. Most of the dudes are ugly.

I don't get any sex in real life :P.

Thanks to my tiny cock...

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 20:41:27 Reply

Duff, you're forgetting that Ron Jeremy only got fat in recent years. He used to be very fit and attractive. And, he has a huge penis.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 20:48:57 Reply

At 3/11/10 08:41 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: And, he has a huge penis.

Which you thankfully cropped out :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 20:49:48 Reply

So, lets make a list of all the name changes we could have had over the time of the Metal Hell:

Stoner Hell (Ghoul back in the day, Bill, etc)
Metalcore Hell
Fetish Hell
Porn Hell

etc. Feel free to add to the list.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 21:07:20 Reply

At 3/11/10 08:41 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: Duff, you're forgetting that Ron Jeremy only got fat in recent years. He used to be very fit and attractive. And, he has a huge penis.

Damn, I'm wetting my panties

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 21:08:32 Reply

At 3/11/10 07:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Plus, Alcest's new album will be coming out at the end of the month !!!!
Can't fucking wait !!!

Have you heard the Les Discrets split? The album is going to sound less like Souvenirs and more like Amesoeurs which is fine for me but it apparently leaked and a lot of people are disappointed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 21:39:02 Reply

At 3/11/10 09:08 PM, TakeNoPrisoners wrote:
At 3/11/10 07:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Plus, Alcest's new album will be coming out at the end of the month !!!!
Can't fucking wait !!!
Have you heard the Les Discrets split? The album is going to sound less like Souvenirs and more like Amesoeurs which is fine for me but it apparently leaked and a lot of people are disappointed.

Really?... If it does sound like Amesoeurs I don't think I will buy it. Souvenirs d'un autre monde is the best word Alcest ever released.

I'm still going to give it a try though.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-11 22:32:29 Reply

At 3/11/10 08:49 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So, lets make a list of all the name changes we could have had over the time of the Metal Hell:

AniMetal Hell

For like one page haha

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 01:17:30 Reply

At 3/11/10 07:42 PM, Nev wrote: Ron Jeremy has probably had his way with more women than all our post counts put together. All thangs to his huge schlong.

I don't know. If I heard right, don't get me wrong, but Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead was quite a competitor, and he's not even a porn star.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 03:14:41 Reply

At 3/11/10 03:49 PM, mothballs wrote: Just ordered myself one, now I'm going to feel special walking around with this thing on.

Speaking of merch I just ordered this bad boy.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 03:52:08 Reply

At 3/12/10 01:17 AM, AkujinRuukasu wrote: I don't know. If I heard right, don't get me wrong, but Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead was quite a competitor, and he's not even a porn star.

Lemmy's count is around 2,000, or so it's claimed.


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 04:01:30 Reply

The title track off of Immolation's new album fucking crushes.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 05:01:32 Reply

At 3/12/10 03:14 AM, Oppugnant wrote:
Speaking of merch I just ordered this bad boy.

That's fuckin sexy, i are jellyous.


I love metal like crackheads love anal. and crack.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 11:02:57 Reply

At 3/12/10 05:01 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: Speaking of merch I just ordered this bad boy.

Niiice. I wonder if there is that T-shirt, only with its colors reversed?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 15:33:34 Reply

Yep, I just came.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 19:24:29 Reply

At 3/12/10 03:33 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yep, I just came.

Never heard of them, what genre are they and are they any good?


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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 19:31:08 Reply

At 3/12/10 07:24 PM, Zodir wrote:
At 3/12/10 03:33 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yep, I just came.
Never heard of them, what genre are they and are they any good?

The album cover screams out power metal to me but some reliable sites don't claim it to be. Besides that, it does look damn good. :) Shame I've never heard of Axel Rudi Pell before.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 20:50:17 Reply

New band; new songs

Check this out, yo. Rough drafts but they're all right.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 21:17:25 Reply

At 3/12/10 09:06 PM, batman64 wrote:
At 3/12/10 08:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: New band; new songs

Check this out, yo. Rough drafts but they're all right.
Not to shabby.
I added you guys on myspace.

Thanks, Bill. My other guitarist's solos suck but he knows that. I only soloed in Clandestine.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-12 22:10:24 Reply

At 3/11/10 05:33 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Thanks to that site of yours I Finally decided what I'm going to spend my money on. Previously I was going to get a hoodie, but it's getting a lot warmer around here and I won't really be needing a hoodie. So there. I'll save thee hoodie for next winter.

No problem man, and yeah that is pretty awesome. I need more metal attire, I spent all my money on agnry faic shirts.

At 3/11/10 08:37 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Death Angel and Arsis free shows.

Figures none of them are nearby.

At 3/12/10 08:50 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: New band; new songs

Check this out, yo. Rough drafts but they're all right.

Fall of an Empire is a fair name, but I still think you should have went with menstruation.

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Response to Metal Hell 2010-03-13 03:00:37 Reply

At 3/12/10 07:31 PM, Bahamut wrote:
At 3/12/10 07:24 PM, Zodir wrote:
At 3/12/10 03:33 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Yep, I just came.
Never heard of them, what genre are they and are they any good?
The album cover screams out power metal to me but some reliable sites don't claim it to be. Besides that, it does look damn good. :) Shame I've never heard of Axel Rudi Pell before.

Metal-Archives datas on Axel Rudi Pell...

Genre: Heavy Metal

Lyrical Themes: Wizards, Magic, Mystical Themes

in the current line-up there is: Ferdy Doernberg - Keyboards (1998-)

Wikipedia: Heavy Metal/Speed Metal

Metalstorm.ee: Genres: Power Heavy Metal.

I know Wiki and Metalstorm may not be very good sources...
but Heavy Metal is sometimes confused with Power Metal and some Heavy do sound power-ish. Plus, the lyrical themes are soooo power metal-ish, there is a goddamn keyboardist in the band, and finaly, their covers are power metal-ish.

This band screams Power Metal. Power Metal is sweating out of these guys faces :P