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I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

I take it you never heard of Girlschool.

You win...

nothing.

At 10/27/09 01:45 AM, SapphireLight wrote: You win...

nothing.

You lose. Good day sir!

Now wash my fizzy-lifty drink fan blades.

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: So what the fuck do you like? Gorgoroth

Yes.

Dimmu Borgir

Nope. Well, their cover of Bathory's "Satan, My Master" is pretty good.

Behemoth

Not a huge fan.

Marduk

Not a huge fan.

Emperor?

First album is good shit, but never bothered with the later stuff.

All black stuff

If you think black metal is a crap subgenre, listen to some better black metal bands.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

I think they have schools so people don't say fucktarded things like this :S

Oh, you must listen to Moonspell, don't judge them by their name, they sound excelent, Black Metal with some other influences.

Cool, will do.

And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Marblebog? That's the worst name for a depressive black metal band I've ever heard.

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

You're a successful hater. You > are > You're.

At 10/26/09 03:00 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

I listen to good black metal still. I've been listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' today. I was listening to it while pulling bongs, very epic combination.

I thought I'd start giving it some heavy spins after I saw the movie after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana and thought it was the best thing ever.

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

That reminds me, next time, tie me up a bit tighter. It's too easy to escape and not as sexually exciting as I would like.

And you're taste in doom is great. Just needs more Cathedral, Sleep, and YOB.

At 10/26/09 03:09 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.

Love those bands. Especially Candlemass' early shit and Bongzilla. Bongzilla rule.

At 10/26/09 04:23 PM, DeIirium wrote: Afro samurai has an awesome rap soundtrack. I would say that its one of the better action animes.

I found it really entertaining, I digged the animation, the soundtrack, the blood and Sam L. Muthafuckin' Jackson.

At 10/26/09 06:47 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 10/26/09 06:42 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: i think it's funny that people STILL think ponos is in love with black metal

I thought smeagol is the user in love with black metal, not Ponos.

I just have superior black metal taste than him.

At 10/26/09 07:34 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I feeds on your negative energys!!!! >:C

Dissection-Where Dead Angels Lie

Well, Dissection's Storm of the Light's Bane is a classic.

At 10/26/09 09:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: The blues scale pisses me off! lol

I'm a huge blues fan, and that's what I love about stoner doom.

I think I'm opening up a LOT more towards music. Today I had a heated argument with some fugly chick about how Techno was actually music, I remember when it was me, on the other end, flaming tha shiz outta it yo.

Good techno isn't musically limited by one tempo and the same tone colours. Experimentation is the key to good techno.

At 10/26/09 09:58 PM, Nev wrote: With the exception of Doom its actually Doom with bleak atmospheres and soul crushing misery. Which is the way Doom should be... ya know, seeing as its called Doom.

Doom should be smothered in weed and full of incredibly heavy blues based riffs. So fuck you.

George Frideric Handel - Zadok the Priest: My Heart is Inditing: Upon Thy Right Hand (Coronation Anthems)

Fuck yeah, Baroquian composers.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

You'd win the late to the party award, and I wouldn't be too proud of that.

At 10/27/09 03:02 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Now wash my fizzy-lifty drink fan blades.

This statement is so beautiful I cannot even express the emotions I am feeling right now.

My friend turned 18, and me and my friend got high and thought it would be a cool idea to record a song for him. It turned out pretty good, so here it is:

Happy Birthday Maz, by PenisClown Type: SongGenre: Heavy Metal

Wow, I'd never think I could ever make such a big post full of such WISDOM.

At 10/26/09 02:24 PM, AniMetal wrote: Also, stop sucking Metal Archives cocks - Go listen to them yourself, they are basically really poppy rock like Paramore only with keyboards and guitar solos.

I remember hearing some of their music at the Iron Maiden concert I went to in July 2008. I actually can't remember what it sounded like now but I know it wasn't anything special. Too bad me and my sister were there early enough to see Avenged Sevenfold. Gah, they needed better support acts.

At 10/26/09 06:28 PM, Nev wrote: I listened to Domination from Paradise Lost too as someone said its one of their best songs. Russell's voice sounds awful on it.

Domination reminds me of Cowboys from Hell and that's not a good thing at all.

At 10/26/09 10:22 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 10/26/09 08:40 AM, Bahamut wrote: Even though he's been a guest musician in many metal bands, most especially Gamma Ray. Funny how he said he hated metal yet in 1995 he was a guest vocalist in two songs from Land of the Free.

His guest work in helloween tribute band "Trick Or Treat" = The tribute band basically sucked Michael's cock until he agreed to be the vocalist for an album.

I've never even heard of this tribute band.

His guest work in Gamma Ray = Michael Kiske is still great friends with Kai Hansen, he probably did it because their friends and not for the music itself.

It's still metal, so it's a surprise he actually wanted to be part of that album whether he's friends with Kai Hansen or not and this was just a few years after he left Helloween.

My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

I thought it was pretty awesome :D

At 10/27/09 07:04 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 10/26/09 02:36 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote:

All black stuff

If you think black metal is a crap subgenre, listen to some better black metal bands.

I'd not say that, I like black metal but I am just open mind for all genres of Metal.

May I give a fuck about this guy?

I think they have schools so people don't say fucktarded things like this :S

Sorry

And Marblebog is some Depressive Black Metal that is good to listen too and reflect about your life, your thoughts this is world...

Marblebog? That's the worst name for a depressive black metal band I've ever heard.

Still judging names why?

Your a successful hater in my opinion...

You're a successful hater. You > are > You're.

Sorry it was a lapse, I hate people that say "your" instead of "you're" so I must say, I hate myself like an emo... and now I land my sword over my wrist and I'll cut myself asking pardon... Or maybe I shoud don't give a shit a try to don't fail next time...

At 10/26/09 03:00 PM, Nev wrote: Ponos is far more open-minded than his attitude suggests.
And I'm not sure why he's still being tarred with the Black Metal brush because as far as I'm aware he's hardly given a shit about BM for a long while.
He's a Doom fag now.

I listen to good black metal still. I've been listening to Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' today. I was listening to it while pulling bongs, very epic combination.

I thought I'd start giving it some heavy spins after I saw the movie after ingesting copious amounts of alcohol and marijuana and thought it was the best thing ever.

Ponos is ma boy, you better give a fuck about ma boy!

That reminds me, next time, tie me up a bit tighter. It's too easy to escape and not as sexually exciting as I would like.

And you're taste in doom is great. Just needs more Cathedral, Sleep, and YOB.

At 10/26/09 03:09 PM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: I have lot's o Doom here, more Stoner Doom. Candlemass, Witchfinder General, Bongzilla... etc.

Love those bands. Especially Candlemass' early shit and Bongzilla. Bongzilla rule.

I don't know if you're into Stonercore too, like Crowbar, Eyehategod...
I also have here Cathedral, Sunn O))), Goatsnake, Nebula, Reverend Bizarro, lots of shit...

marblebog is a god-awful name. it just sounds weird to say. marblebog. marblebog. marblebog.

marbleboggeroggerblog.

it makes me want to say marbleblog.

At 10/27/09 08:08 AM, PenisClown wrote: My only experience with Helloween has been watching the music video for I Want Out.

Walls Of Jericho, Keeper of The Seven Keys Part 1 and Keeper Of The Seven Keys part 2 are three of the most amazing and most influential metal albums ever recorded.

GO BUY THEM!

At 10/27/09 07:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Domination reminds me of Cowboys from Hell and that's not a good thing at all.

The bass intro to Domination is great, but besides that it's incredibly ugh.

Also, interesting comparison considering I was reading SX reviews on metal archives the other day and one was talking about how SX steal everything from Pantera.

It's still metal, so it's a surprise he actually wanted to be part of that album whether he's friends with Kai Hansen or not and this was just a few years after he left Helloween.

Well it's not like he toured with the band or anything.

At 10/27/09 01:42 AM, batman64 wrote:

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

I take it you never heard of Girlschool.

Or Vixen.

Or the Iron Maidens.

The former being metal is arguable, but whatever.

So... Rammstein are coming to Portugal, 07/11/09, and that's cool, except the fact I'll not see them and that's poop...

Anyway this Friday I will see some original Portuguese Metal bands playing in a Bar, I know the members of one of the bands and I am fuckin excited... The shitty part is the fact they'll play in a Bar, and that's fuck... All of them are still underground, because here nobody invests in Metal music, the only Metal bands famous in Portugal are Moonspell (I met the bassist :3) and more a less R.A.M.P. http://www.myspace.com/rampmetal .

The only shit I ever heard alive was, a Portuguese Rock band that I used to like but now I hate, some Metal cover bands and that was cool they did excelent covers of Iron Maiden, Metallica, Judas Priest... etc. , and some underground original Metal and Rock bands. I've also seen a rock cover band with womens playing...

Conclusion I am poor at concerts...

YES! Amazing name for an amazing genre. Heavy Metal is what I live for!
Thanx. to the band that got it started for me back 13 years ago (back when I was 5!)... Judas Priest.

Alright, you guys asked, so here are four more metal bands:
Black Sabbath
Symphony X
Kataklysm
Moonspell

Is that enough now?

I AM THE BLACK WIZARDS!!!

At 10/27/09 03:07 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Or Vixen.

Or the Iron Maidens.

Or that Japanese BM band...

GALLHAMMER!

Thats the bugger.

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

Vocals are decent, but the instrumentals are WAY slow.

Women belong in the kitchen.

At 10/27/09 06:46 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 10/27/09 01:23 AM, AniMetal wrote: I've finally found a metal band with all female members!

Do I win?

Vocals are decent, but the instrumentals are WAY slow.

Women belong in the kitchen.

I quite enjoyed them, but I only listened to one song, so I might not be getting the whole picture. I will check them out more when I have the time.

You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

This better?

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

you might be gay.

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

in female gorrillas.

Dark Funeral-666 voices inside.

At 10/27/09 09:44 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

in female gorrillas.

Ooh.... burn.... ouch....

At 10/27/09 10:00 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:44 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:27 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 09:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: you might be gay.

No, I have taste.

in female gorrillas.

Ooh.... burn.... ouch....

I guess you think the Gorod drummer is hot then.

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

In that picture they look very attractive, but not THAT attractive.

But, you have to keep in mind that they MADE them look that good with effects and whatnot.

So IRL they're probably shit.

i agree with nev, the girls in kittie are pretty gross.

At 10/26/09 10:25 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 10/26/09 09:25 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: maybe it's the fact that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, that tends to make people think he's a grim fag.

unfair generalizations aside, he never mentions black metal anymore, and he mentions being high and listening to stoner metal all the time, so it should be obvious that he loves stoner metal

No... I said that since he's acting like an elitist (his beautiful post bashing the new guys tastes... for no other reasons than... doing it. Seems to proove it) and that a lot of black metal fans are elitists, people link Ponos to black metal. That's not an unfair generalization, it's just an observable fact. Don't tell me you never met an elitist black metal fan...

At 10/27/09 07:24 PM, Nev wrote:

At 10/27/09 06:56 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: You guys are forgetting the heaviest, tr00est all-girl band... KITTIE

Urggh, none of them are attractive.

Like we fucking care...
Real music never was about looking attractive (I'm not saying that the band image is not important though. Bands like Versailles or folk and black metal bands prooves it).

Let's not fall into those "pop-fans" judgements please.

And Kittie is an horribly bad band...

And em... if Grindcore is considered metal... than Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation would be a great all-girl-band