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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 16:30:00 Reply

Smeagol, just because she's in corpse paint doesn't mean she's hot. As far as I can tell, it's King Diamond with tits.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 16:37:08 Reply

At 12/20/09 04:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Smeagol, just because she's in corpse paint doesn't mean she's hot. As far as I can tell, it's King Diamond with tits.

In other words, we won't more revealing photographs.
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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 16:45:02 Reply

At 12/20/09 04:37 PM, Nev wrote: In other words, we won't more revealing photographs.
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This

It could be man, a trap even, we're only thinking of you here


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 16:47:07 Reply

Too bad she only likes folk metal. ;p


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 17:13:36 Reply

When I try to picture a metalhead girl, this is the image I get:

I imagine some pseudo-goth girl who sits in the cafeteria by herself, listening to her ipod and scowling at people. She doesn't have a facebook, but she has a myspace. Half of her friends are bands, and her profile lags because it's filled with images, and the layout is black with lime green text. She doesn't care what you think about her, and she thinks she's smarter than everyone else, so they're not worth her time. And she listens to awful bands, and tries to pass off her tastes as unique and hardcore.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 17:21:57 Reply

Well ive just gotten back from my first christmas party of the season and had somewhat of a gift exchange before getting shitfaced, my friend got me an Immortal t shirt and a Darkthrone back patch for my new jacket im quite happy with it all
anyone else expecting or already got some metal christmas presents?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 17:37:54 Reply

At 12/20/09 05:21 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: Well ive just gotten back from my first christmas party of the season and had somewhat of a gift exchange before getting shitfaced, my friend got me an Immortal t shirt and a Darkthrone back patch for my new jacket im quite happy with it all
anyone else expecting or already got some metal christmas presents?

I think I'm getting some form of a band t-shirt, not sure who though. And I'm almost guarenteed an iTunes giftcard with which I shall buy more metal songs. And possibly Guitar Hero 5, which has a pretty good tracklist. And speaking of iTunes giftcard, if I do get one, what songs should I buy with it?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 17:38:42 Reply

At 12/20/09 05:21 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: my friend got me an Immortal t shirt and a Darkthrone back patch for my new jacket i

shweet

anyone else expecting or already got some metal christmas presents?

I'm getting Megadeth - Endgame and Dream Theater - Octavarium, thats about it seeing as I already have my guitar :p


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 18:20:42 Reply

At 12/20/09 05:21 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: Well ive just gotten back from my first christmas party of the season and had somewhat of a gift exchange before getting shitfaced, my friend got me an Immortal t shirt and a Darkthrone back patch for my new jacket im quite happy with it all
anyone else expecting or already got some metal christmas presents?

Nah, I never ask my parents for presents like that. They wouldn't know what I'd want and they wouldn't understand it and they wouldn't even know where to find it anyways. That's really cool though, nice gifts.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 19:26:24 Reply

I have anger issues and metal isn't helping it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 21:05:13 Reply

At 12/20/09 07:26 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I have anger issues and metal isn't helping it.

I have been having some really bad anger outbursts from stress lately. And it doesn't help any that I don't have anything angry to listen to, really. 90% of my collection is Power Metal.

It's like being trapped in a room full of those Clown Punching bags that just bounce right back when you just want to beat the shit out of a normal guy. Lmao


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 21:31:43 Reply

Dystopia is angsty!

Though this may be suitable if you're too much of a girl for them.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 22:04:27 Reply

At 12/18/09 02:04 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
At 12/18/09 12:02 PM, RPGShadow wrote:
At 12/16/09 02:21 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Looking for a song I would want to play if I was to make my last stand in battle.
Try I Temper With The Evidence At The Murder Site Of Odin by Dethklok
I found everyother dethklok song but this one.

For real...have you tried searching on Itunes
Well I got it, do you want me to send it to you?

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 22:16:42 Reply

You insult me, Nev. >:|


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 23:23:20 Reply

The Big Four together for the first time.

Holy shit. And it leaves me with enough time after I finish the Army to make enough money to go. Totaly awesome.

So, who else is coming?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-20 23:40:29 Reply

At 12/20/09 05:13 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: When I try to picture a metalhead girl, this is the image I get:

longlistlolomgroflchickenfuckyou

Not if you can be like this. (Skip to 1:19 for the best look)

Also, thanks for the list man...I guess I forgot to mention Municipal Waste, but I pretty much liked the other two. They were all great.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 00:00:09 Reply

At 12/20/09 11:40 PM, mothballs wrote: Not if you can be like this. (Skip to 1:19 for the best look)

She looks like a raccoon :P

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 00:51:10 Reply

At 12/20/09 11:23 PM, JackOfShadows wrote: The Big Four together for the first time.

gay.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 08:35:02 Reply

At 12/20/09 12:00 PM, AniMetal wrote: Atrocity Exhibition - Riot Act, Children Of A Worthless God and Funeral Hymn were all really good songs - but the rest of the album was a bore fest, I agree.

Meh, I wasn't fond of any of the tracks. Call me close minded but I really didn't like the -core elements in Exhibit A.

At 12/20/09 02:29 PM, Nev wrote: So I assure you they will last as long as you don't spill drinks and jump on them :P.

Sounds good. I remember my iPod earphones breaking so damn easily but that was only because I accidentally split coffee all over the coffee table (the laptop somehow didn't get a single drop of liquid from that) but the ones I have now are lasting well so far so they'll last me for the time being.

At 12/20/09 05:21 PM, 6Imm6ortal6 wrote: anyone else expecting or already got some metal christmas presents?

I've asked for jack shit. I get the feeling my sister has gotten me a few interesting things, though so I'm standing by until Christmas Day and then order several albums I need to get.


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 09:15:31 Reply

At 12/20/09 01:45 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: On the subject of metal chicks: Someone here once said (I think it was Sam, actually) "All the hot ones are taken, and all the single ones are ugly, fat, or lesbians."

I dunno if I'd want to date a metal chick; I like indie girls more :3

Ok, for your information. I am not a lesbian, fat, or ugly. Actually, I can't tell you how many times I've been asked out before. I just don't want to date anyone right now. So, Sam is wrong.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 09:19:10 Reply

At 12/20/09 05:13 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: When I try to picture a metalhead girl, this is the image I get:

I imagine some pseudo-goth girl who sits in the cafeteria by herself, listening to her ipod and scowling at people. She doesn't have a facebook, but she has a myspace. Half of her friends are bands, and her profile lags because it's filled with images, and the layout is black with lime green text. She doesn't care what you think about her, and she thinks she's smarter than everyone else, so they're not worth her time. And she listens to awful bands, and tries to pass off her tastes as unique and hardcore.

Ok, once again, I am a metalhead girl and I'm not a pseudo-goth girl who sits alone. I have tons of friends, half of which don't even like metal. I don't have a facebook or myspace. And your right about the not caring what other people think, but I also do NOT think I am smarter than everyone. Most people aren't worth my time. And if you think Behemoth and Metallica are awful bands, go on ahead.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 13:04:08 Reply

At 12/20/09 04:29 PM, smeagol1 wrote:
3 I beat you to it.

This looks shooped.

At 12/20/09 05:38 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: I'm getting Megadeth - Endgame and Dream Theater - Octavarium

I'd be happier if I recieved coal.

Behemoth are ok, but Metallica are pretty awful. Metal girl, there is only one thing left to say:

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 13:20:25 Reply


Behemoth are ok, but Metallica are pretty awful. Metal girl, there is only one thing left to say:

I'm just giving a couple examples. I also like Slayer, Tool, and a whole bunch of other bands. So, whatever.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 13:36:08 Reply

At 12/21/09 09:15 AM, htomeheB wrote: Ok, for your information. I am not a lesbian, fat, or ugly. Actually, I can't tell you how many times I've been asked out before. I just don't want to date anyone right now. So, Sam is wrong.

I know that every generalization has its exceptions, but that does not mean that the generalization has its truths. it's a generalization to say that all Jews have big noses, and there are indeed Jews who do not have large noses, but then again, there are scores of them who do. its a generalization to say that all black teenagers in america listen to shitty hip hop, and there are indeed black american teenagers who listen to music that isn't shitty hip hop, but then again, there are scores of them that do.

i'm friends with some girls who are attractive and not lesbians and also listen to metal, but then again, there are also scores of ugly and fat girls who may or may not be lesbians who listen to some pretty shitty metal.

but for the most part, i was just making a joke, so i suppose that the joke's on you for taking me so seriously.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 13:36:06 Reply

At 12/18/09 02:31 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Anyone listenned to one of the two albums of Bozzio Levin Stevens?

I've heard some songs, but not in a long time. I don't remember any of their stuff. Levin is a good bassist, though.

At 12/21/09 12:00 AM, D3NTATUS wrote:
At 12/20/09 11:40 PM, mothballs wrote: Not if you can be like this. (Skip to 1:19 for the best look)
She looks like a raccoon :P

Priscilla's cute. maybe I'm just into Hispanic chicks.

well, I am

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 13:37:25 Reply

At 12/21/09 01:36 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: but that does not mean that the generalization has its truths.

yeah, that should say "that does not mean that the generalization does not have its truths"

typos that negate your point ftw?
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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 16:22:10 Reply

At 12/21/09 01:20 PM, htomeheB wrote:

Behemoth are ok, but Metallica are pretty awful. Metal girl, there is only one thing left to say:
I'm just giving a couple examples. I also like Slayer, Tool, and a whole bunch of other bands. So, whatever.

A girl on the internet? They put computers in kitchens now?


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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 16:29:14 Reply

At 12/21/09 09:19 AM, htomeheB wrote: And your right about the not caring what other people think...

Though you certainly took Dents post to heart :P.
Also, what Ponos said.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 17:04:19 Reply

At 12/21/09 12:00 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: She looks like a raccoon :P

And you like Indie girls.

My good man, I have given up on you D:

At 12/21/09 01:04 PM, PenisClown wrote: Behemoth are ok, but Metallica are pretty awful.

I agree with Metallica being awful, but Behemoth being ok is not nearly good enough. Behemoth is either supremely amazing or just flat out godly.

Metal girl, there is only one thing left to say:

I lol'd. Then again PenisClown, you always make me lol.

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Response to Metal Hell 2009-12-21 17:09:45 Reply

At 12/21/09 04:22 PM, DrMafesto wrote: A girl on the internet? They put computers in kitchens now?

Sorry again for the double post, but I have to give credit to this man for making me lol so hard. I commend you :D