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At 5/31/09 12:24 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Funeral Fornication?

Yup.

I'm looking for the most incomprehensible impossible to read band logo in existence.

I NEED TO LOOK HARDER, I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE YET.

Was listening to Land (the song) and wondering why it gets so much shit.

Then the vocals kicked in and the song kinda died.

Yeah. Tyr aren't really floating my boat. It's sort of half floating.

My dick isn't going to be breaking any planks of wood or nothing.

Tyr - By the Light of the Northern Star

At 5/31/09 12:28 AM, Ani
Metal wrote:

At 5/31/09 12:24 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Funeral Fornication?

Yup.

I'm looking for the most incomprehensible impossible to read band logo in existence.

I NEED TO LOOK HARDER, I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE YET.

This one's pretty hard.
For me, they get harder to read, if the letters are in different sizes,and tilt here and there.

At 5/30/09 08:25 PM, Nev wrote: I really like iwrestledabearonce.
This is apparently a bad thing.

Why?

At 5/31/09 12:42 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 5/30/09 08:25 PM, Nev wrote: I really like iwrestledabearonce.
This is apparently a bad thing.

Why?

Because their name ends with the letter E.
E, as in
EVIL ETHIOPIAN EVANGELICAL EMIRATES OF ETHIOPIA

At 5/31/09 02:07 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/31/09 12:42 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

At 5/30/09 08:25 PM, Nev wrote: I really like iwrestledabearonce.
This is apparently a bad thing.

Why?

Because their name ends with the letter E.
E, as in
EVIL ETHIOPIAN EVANGELICAL EMIRATES OF ETHIOPIA

a little redundant, but this is true.

also they're -core or something i dunno. i've never really payed attention to them.

At 5/30/09 08:25 PM, Nev wrote: I really like iwrestledabearonce.
This is apparently a bad thing.

iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon

I saw them live... twas horrible... but they sound ok on studio records...

At 5/30/09 09:04 PM, AniMetal wrote: How was the singer's voice? I read a Hammerfall blog three or four days ago saying that Joacim has a really bad cold and the blog was apologizing if the vocals are off at shows the next few days.

It sounded good to me, mind you it was an outdoor concert so the sound wasn't perfect. He could sing all the high notes and the long wails as he should.

At 5/29/09 01:44 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/29/09 11:41 AM, bred4abortion wrote: Sweet.

OMG YOU LIKE !T.O.O.H.! ASWELL?!?!
DUDE YOU WIN, I'LL NOW ALLOW YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND

Shit yeh TOOH are awesome, and sex sounds nice, its been too long hahaha

Fuck yes, my mate put a load of albums on the disc for me, I got :

Metallica - Metallica, Master of Puppets and Death Magnetic
Alestorm - Captain Morgans Revenge and Black Sails at Midnight
Through The Eyes of the Dead - Malice
Children of Bodom - Blooddrunk
Lamb of God - Sacrament
Mastodon - Crack the Skye
Skindred - Roots Rock riot
Testament - The Formation of Damnation
Between the Buried and Me - Colours (he's in love with this band)

fucking sweet

EVERYWHERE I GO, BITCHES ALWAYS KNOW, THAT CHARLIE SCENIES GOT A WEENIE THAT HE LOVES TO SHOW

If any of you guess what band that ^ is, I'll be very surprised :p

At 5/31/09 05:27 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: If any of you guess what band that ^ is, I'll be very surprised :p

Hollywood Undead?

At 5/31/09 07:07 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:27 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: If any of you guess what band that ^ is, I'll be very surprised :p

Hollywood Undead?

Meant to be accompanied with THIS LINK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

At 5/31/09 07:08 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 5/31/09 07:07 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:27 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: If any of you guess what band that ^ is, I'll be very surprised :p

Hollywood Undead?

Meant to be accompanied with THIS LINK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Oh for fucks sake, fuck you to hell newgrounds

http://tinyurl.com/myok7a

There, copy/paste it.

At 5/31/09 07:10 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/myok7a

lulz, yes, have a cookie.

At 5/30/09 10:28 PM, Nev wrote: Just listened to the new Týr album.

I'm glad to hear some thoughts on Týr's new album as I was thinking of pre-ordering it after hearing a track or two on the album. However, I went against that since I intend to get Eric the Red beforehand. Still, I'll get the new album someday but right now, I'm waiting to get the new Alestorm album.

At 5/31/09 03:29 AM, vdviking wrote:

At 5/30/09 09:04 PM, AniMetal wrote: How was the singer's voice? I read a Hammerfall blog three or four days ago saying that Joacim has a really bad cold and the blog was apologizing if the vocals are off at shows the next few days.

It sounded good to me, mind you it was an outdoor concert so the sound wasn't perfect. He could sing all the high notes and the long wails as he should.

Speaking of HammerFall, what did you two think of their latest album? Personally, I thought it was OK, but wasn't on par with some of their other albums.

YARR! PIRACY IS A CRIME!

Alestorm - Keehauled

XD

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!! Ignoreing the massive sandwhich!!!!!!!!!!

I love that album by the way. Fuck you all!

How about this one?

This one's a toughie.

At 5/31/09 03:15 PM, jew193 wrote: How about this one?

hmm.
all I can see is 79, the letter A and something, but that makes no sense.
Seems too perfectly symmetrical to actually say anything.
If it does, I certainly can't read it.
What is the band name?

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

I can never read these, weird spiky logos of those really underground brutal death metal/ goregrind bands. :/
Whatever band that is, It's probably really unknown and evil.

At 5/31/09 03:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

I can never read these, weird spiky logos of those really underground brutal death metal/ goregrind bands. :/
Whatever band that is, It's probably really unknown and evil.

The name is A Day to Dismember. Of course they're deathcore. All i did was go to the metal archives, search deathcore, and went through the bands.

meh..............fuck my life.

At 5/31/09 04:16 PM, jew193 wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

I can never read these, weird spiky logos of those really underground brutal death metal/ goregrind bands. :/
Whatever band that is, It's probably really unknown and evil.

The name is A Day to Dismember. Of course they're deathcore. All i did was go to the metal archives, search deathcore, and went through the bands.

That's probably more like a band logo than the actual name of the band... cause has kid said... it's so fucking simetrical... it cannot even mean anything...

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

Shit, I may have lost round 1.

But I declare my victory for round 2! :P

At 5/31/09 05:27 PM, AniMetal wrote:

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

Shit, I may have lost round 1.

But I declare my victory for round 2! :P

Mettalica. As they sometimes spell here.

At 5/31/09 05:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: That's probably more like a band logo than the actual name of the band... cause has kid said... it's so fucking simetrical... it cannot even mean anything...

Meh. But the symmetry doesn't mean it doesn't say anything, only that it says it twice. If it does say something.

At 5/30/09 11:56 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Anyway, after he finished playing, my friend went "wtf that sounded nothing like that song" and the hobo replied (Roughly translated) "Well, you my friend, obviously cannot comprehend art, and do not appreciate the avant-garde"

Haha, thats my kind of hobo :D.

At 5/31/09 12:42 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Why?

Well MA fucking hates them.
They're just seen as a stupid, immature -core band.
But I think its hilarious.

Listen to this song and bare with it until around 2:40 ish. EVERYONE THAT IS!

At 5/31/09 03:27 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: This one's a toughie.

I never tire of you doing this :P.

At 5/31/09 06:02 PM, jew193 wrote:

At 5/31/09 05:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: That's probably more like a band logo than the actual name of the band... cause has kid said... it's so fucking simetrical... it cannot even mean anything...

Meh. But the symmetry doesn't mean it doesn't say anything, only that it says it twice. If it does say something.

Right.

But this logo you showed us is clearly not saying anything. Except for the number 79 in the beginning, the rest of the logo doesn't seem to include any letters.

At 5/31/09 06:05 PM, Nev wrote:

Well MA fucking hates them.
They're just seen as a stupid, immature -core band.
But I think its hilarious.

... if your going to try and make them look a little better, Alaskan Flounder Basket would be a better song.
Especially with the part at the beginning... quoted from Scary Movie 1

But it think their stuff is a little too random... it lacks coherence... there is no progression in their music.