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At 4/26/09 09:07 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I thought you hated Burzum.

I posted a while back that I started listening to him. You should pay attention more.

At 4/26/09 08:14 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Im sorry, but I just had to post this lol!

Poser

Not just a poser, but a pregnant, unloved, poser.

Everyone loves footage! My stoner rock/doomy kinda band played a show like 4 months ago and I just put one of the songs up on Youtube.

So rejoice.

At 4/26/09 10:23 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: So rejoice.

I've heard better, I've heard worse.

At 4/26/09 10:23 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Everyone loves footage! My stoner rock/doomy kinda band played a show like 4 months ago and I just put one of the songs up on Youtube.

So rejoice.

I like it. The guitar work is pretty ace. Sludgy but edgy, just the way I like it. My only complaint is the video quality and the singing isn't all that great.

At 4/26/09 10:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I like it. The guitar work is pretty ace. Sludgy but edgy, just the way I like it. My only complaint is the video quality and the singing isn't all that great.

Thanks man! Yeah my vocal style is a bit different now. I was a pretty nervous singer, now I'm committing a bit more. I'll get better, promise. And thanks.

At 4/26/09 10:47 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote:

At 4/26/09 10:41 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I like it. The guitar work is pretty ace. Sludgy but edgy, just the way I like it. My only complaint is the video quality and the singing isn't all that great.

Thanks man! Yeah my vocal style is a bit different now. I was a pretty nervous singer, now I'm committing a bit more. I'll get better, promise. And thanks.

No problem, it's a bit hard to find your own voice at first. Stoner/doom bands aren't really famous for great singers anyways. I'm actually jealous, I'd love to be in a band like that. And your guitar is awesome.

At 4/26/09 10:23 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: So rejoice.

sounding good! your vocals could be improved, but i already saw that you acknowledged that. maybe make them a bit rougher? not growling, obviously, but less clean. they'd fit the distortion of the bass/guitar better that way or something. but the guitar work is really cool, i dig it.

also, was that a written solo or improvised?

At 4/26/09 08:54 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

Well, she looks hideous.

Sorry bro... but that's a guy...

At 4/26/09 11:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/26/09 08:54 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

Well, she looks hideous.

Sorry bro... but that's a guy...

thats a bit scary, disturbing and funny all at once.

At 4/26/09 10:55 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: No problem, it's a bit hard to find your own voice at first. Stoner/doom bands aren't really famous for great singers anyways. I'm actually jealous, I'd love to be in a band like that. And your guitar is awesome.

Thanks man, singing is definitely one of the hardest things to do, but you get into a groove eventually.

I found my guitar under my dad's bed, it was the guitarist from his old bands guitar. It's an old Ibanez from the 80's.

At 4/26/09 10:59 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: maybe make them a bit rougher? not growling, obviously, but less clean. they'd fit the distortion of the bass/guitar better that way or something. but the guitar work is really cool, i dig it.

Thanks man, and yeah that's what I did. I've already improved in that area. I get angry and sometimes hitting high notes I have to yell. I've rehearsed this song with my newer vocals and it sounds good.

At 4/26/09 11:01 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: also, was that a written solo or improvised?

Improvised, all my soloing is.

At 4/26/09 11:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 4/26/09 08:54 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

Well, she looks hideous.

Sorry bro... but that's a guy...

How in gods name did you know that?

At 4/26/09 11:38 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Improvised, all my soloing is.

Good. I like your soloing style. It's not just a bunch of notes and riffs, it makes sense and stuff.

At 4/26/09 11:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 4/26/09 11:38 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Improvised, all my soloing is.

Good. I like your soloing style. It's not just a bunch of notes and riffs, it makes sense and stuff.

Thanks man, I appreciate that.

At 4/26/09 11:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 4/26/09 11:38 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Improvised, all my soloing is.

Good. I like your soloing style. It's not just a bunch of notes and riffs, it makes sense and stuff.

true, I did like the solo, but as I'm not much for stoner doom, it didnt stand out. Good job on the solo though, especially because its Improvised.

On this dance topic, you will never hear metal, at any school function/dance/chav-organised event. Even if it were one of us doing it, undoubtedly these teachers at these schools would be on your ass saying 'oh i don't think that...noise is acceptable, how about we try something a little more popular'.

Not that i care whats playing, i can accept listening/dancing to whatever they play there.

At 4/26/09 11:38 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote:

Sorry bro... but that's a guy...

How in gods name did you know that?

I really did think it was a girl at first though...

poor ugly fat kid...

At 4/26/09 09:51 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/26/09 09:07 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote:

I thought you hated Burzum.

I don't think anybody can hate Burzum.

I used to think that. I used to love everything Varg made, but nowadays his stuff just doesn't cut it anymore. Hvis Lyset Tar Oss was wonderful, but everything else except for a couple songs on Det Som Engang Var strikes me as supremely boring.

See, it's not the vocals I don't like, I think they're badass, it's the overuse of repetition. It's the same reason I hate almost everything Darkthrone has done and the same reason why I can't seem to stand Nargaroth anymore. People think black metal is an excuse to play the same riff for 3 or 4 minutes, but it's not. I just did the bass tracks on Angband's demo (it will be forthcoming once the guitarist gets out of rehab) and we change riffs every ten seconds or so. Structurally, it's more like power/speed or thrash metal, but riff-wise and stylistically it's pretty much black metal through and through. So it is possible to make good black metal without overdoing the repetition and having shit production. That's one of the worst misconceptions about black metal (that is, that it consists solely of repetition and lousy production) and it hurts black metal in every way possible. I follow the Mayhem/Dissection/Emperor model of black metal as blackened riffs over smooth and flowing yet ever changing drums.

At 4/26/09 04:09 PM, Nev wrote: It's all about the 'he says, she says' BULLSHIT!

I think you better QUIT, talkin' that SHIT punk, so come an' get it!

At 4/26/09 10:23 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Everyone loves footage! My stoner rock/doomy kinda band played a show like 4 months ago and I just put one of the songs up on Youtube.

So rejoice.

Woah that was really good!
Your vocals aren't that bad imo, they suit pretty well with the music.

Although there is always room for improvement :P

At 4/26/09 11:56 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote:

At 4/26/09 11:46 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 4/26/09 11:38 PM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Improvised, all my soloing is.

Good. I like your soloing style. It's not just a bunch of notes and riffs, it makes sense and stuff.

Thanks man, I appreciate that.

The mark of a good musician is improvising. I improvise or have made up and memorized 95% of my guitar solos.

At 4/26/09 08:22 PM, D3NTATUS wrote:

At 4/26/09 08:14 PM, smeagol1 wrote:

Poser

he actually seems like a pretty hardcore fan of slipknot hahaha

If that's truly a guy, I am scarred for life. :(

Speaking of Slipknot, I still need to sell CDs by them, Korn and a few others. I may not get much, but I'd rather get rid of them ASAP, most especially when my fucking stupid dad put them with all my good CDs the other day. I can't believe he still thinks I like those bands.

At 4/27/09 12:39 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: On this dance topic, you will never hear metal, at any school function/dance/chav-organised event.

That wasn't a problem to me as I never liked the events my high school held. And besides, I got into metal at the start of 2006, the same year I left that shithole.

Scarred for life? I watched a man sit on a glass jar, it slid up his arsehole, broke, then he started pulling the glass out of his arse, all the while there is blood dripping out of it into a big puddle on the floor. After he pulls out all of the glass he stands up and walks away. He didn't say one fucking word. And there was audio on.

The world is full of sick fucks. The internet is where they congregate.

Anyway. Bahamut only got into metal in 2006? And I always thought you were some big guru type guy. I put you on a pedastal man.

At 4/27/09 09:38 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Scarred for life? I watched a man sit on a glass jar, it slid up his arsehole, broke, then he started pulling the glass out of his arse.

1man1jar haha. watched that fir the first time while pissed and thought it was the funniest shit ever watched it the next day sober and was like err lol.

Ah, the wondrous joys to be found on the internet.
Ponos, damn fine job on the song.
I admire those who can play and sing at the same time.
Been teaching myself and it can be hard as hell.
Yeah, you will find your voice.
Just find what is comfortable and works and stay with it.
You are off to a damn fine start.
Keep it up and never quit and success can be yours.
Lot of famous people with minimal talent out there so real talent is sure to win out.
Again, damn fine job.

At 4/27/09 09:38 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Scarred for life? I watched a man sit on a glass jar, it slid up his arsehole, broke, then he started pulling the glass out of his arse, all the while there is blood dripping out of it into a big puddle on the floor. After he pulls out all of the glass he stands up and walks away. He didn't say one fucking word. And there was audio on.

lmfao, 1man1jar. i saw it and i was like "hahaha, wow, i'm so desensitized!" then a little later, I thought to myself, "you know... i'm not really all that hungry."

At 4/27/09 09:38 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Anyway. Bahamut only got into metal in 2006? And I always thought you were some big guru type guy. I put you on a pedastal man.

I only got into Metal about 2006. You try and take me off my pedastal and I'll smack your little balls!

At 4/27/09 11:06 AM, D3NTATUS wrote: lmfao, 1man1jar. i saw it and i was like "hahaha, wow, i'm so desensitized!" then a little later, I thought to myself, "you know... i'm not really all that hungry."

I didn't even lose my appetite :P.

At 4/27/09 09:38 AM, ThePhantomLord wrote: Scarred for life? I watched a man sit on a glass jar, it slid up his arsehole, broke, then he started pulling the glass out of his arse, all the while there is blood dripping out of it into a big puddle on the floor. After he pulls out all of the glass he stands up and walks away. He didn't say one fucking word. And there was audio on.

I don't think it's as bad as the two kids who decided it was a good idea to start killing people. They got one guy and started smashing his face in with a hammer covered in plastic while he made gurgling noises. Then, they stabbed him in the stomach, gouged his eyes out, and finished him off with the hammer.

Props for the song, Ponos.

Not what I'd usually listen to, but I liked it all the same.

At 4/27/09 02:37 PM, greensucksbluerules wrote: I don't think it's as bad as the two kids who decided it was a good idea to start killing people. They got one guy and started smashing his face in with a hammer covered in plastic while he made gurgling noises. Then, they stabbed him in the stomach, gouged his eyes out, and finished him off with the hammer.

See, that was funny, the 2guys1hammer thing, but the 1guy1jar wasnt funny.