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i walked by a card and gift store today and sitting on the window sill was a coffee mug that said in cartoonish letters "Meshuggah" i thought it was pretty cool, but its only there cuz Meshuggah means crazy in hebrew and i guess its cool for middle aged jewish ladies to give it to eachother

If any of you are Semen Across Lips fans, then you should get his new album.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Best Avant-Garde Band

Arcturus, Ved Buens Ende, and Virus

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater, Symphony X, and Angra

Best Power Metal Band

Symphony X again, and Angra again

Some guy did a lounge version of a Cannibal Corpse song. Check it out.. Click here

At 7/28/07 10:36 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: Some guy did a lounge version of a Cannibal Corpse song. Check it out.. Click here

We all know. That has to be a few months old, if not older.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Nile hands down

Best Black metal Band

errr most of is good

Best Avant-Garde Band

I err... wha?

Best Progressive Metal Band

I donno...

Best Industrial Metal Band

hmmm... Sleep Terror

Best Power Metal Band

Pantera?

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best: Mushroomhead
Worst: Shitnot
(I dont have much taste for metalcore)

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Rob/White Zombie (they're simi metal)

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Decapitated

Best Black metal Band

Merciful Fate (but I don't like Black Meta, so...)

Best Avant-Garde Band

I don't know a lot of these bands but Apocalyptica is nice

Best Progressive Metal Band

Symphony X

Best Industrial Metal Band

Linkin Park

Best Power Metal Band

DragonForce or GammaRay

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

best - All That Remains (actually deathcore)
worse - can't say... but some metalcore bands surely sucks, cause some of them tend to act emo...

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Kalmah

And I woul like to add
Best Melodic-Death Metal Band
Threat Signal or Scar Symmetry

and some bands I started to listen to recently and that I like
Profugus Mortis, Quo Vadis, Elvenking

At 7/28/07 09:49 PM, Metal-Command wrote:

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

They all suck.

You don't know them all, and you probably don't even know any real metalcore bands like All That Remains and Protest The Hero

so please keep that kind of opinion for yourself, this is pointless.

At 7/29/07 12:22 AM, Blackdoom13 wrote:

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best: Mushroomhead
Worst: Shitnot
(I dont have much taste for metalcore)

These bands aren't metalcore, sorry.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Nile

Best Black metal Band

Immortal is all I really listen to

Best Avant-Garde Band

never heard any

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater

Best Industrial Metal Band

dunno

Best Power Metal Band

Iced Earth

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

best=Lamb of God worst=All That Remains

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Metallica when I was two, and Iron Maiden when I was 15 that first got into metal initially

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Decapitated

Best Black metal Band

Rotting Christ

Best Avant-Garde Band

UneXpect

Best Progressive Metal Band

Symphony X

Best Industrial Metal Band

Not sure

Best Power Metal Band

Rhapsody of Fire

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best: Heaven Shall Burn / Worst: I Killed The Prom Queen

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Metallica

:D

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:
Best Death Metal Band

my fav is Necrophagist

Best Black metal Band

Peste Noire

Best Avant-Garde Band

Unexpect

Best Progressive Metal Band

Ayreon or Evergrey are my fav's

Best Industrial Metal Band

dont listen to

Best Power Metal Band

Lost Horizon

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

I can just about take some lamb of god but other then that not a fan

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Iron Maiden

Also all you drone doom fans check out moss - cthonic rites itstwo 20ish minute tracks of really filthy stuff :)

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Best Death Metal Band

That's a split between Vader, Hypocrisy and Deicide.

Best Black metal Band

Rotting Christ

Best Avant-Garde Band

really not a large fan of the genre, but probably Arcturus.

Best Progressive Metal Band

Cynic

Best Industrial Metal Band

Ministry

Best Power Metal Band

Blind Guardian

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

best Metalcore (more Deathcore than anything, but still counts) - All Shall Perish.
worst Metalcore - Trivium, by far.

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Nightwish :P

At 7/29/07 05:47 AM, Goatchrist wrote:

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Best Death Metal Band

That's a split between Vader, Hypocrisy and Deicide.

Shit! I have no idea why I put Decapitated over Hypocrisy!
I'm officially changing mine to Hypocrisy.
Thank goodness for GC's wise guidance.

At 7/29/07 12:37 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: You don't know them all, and you probably don't even know any real metalcore bands like All That Remains and Protest The Hero

No, I don't. I was stereotyping. I have listened to very little metalcore and what I heard I didn't like. Is Lamb of God metalcore? They're okay.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Cryptopsy

Best Black metal Band

Nargaroth

Best Avant-Garde Band

Who knows. Who cares?

Best Progressive Metal Band

Fuck prog.

Best Industrial Metal Band

Suck my fucking dick.

Best Power Metal Band

You some sort of fucking faggot?

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best - All Shall Perish
Worst - As i Lay Dying

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Cannibal Corpse.

Hey, I'm back from my 2 week holiday in Cuba. The holiday was pretty good, but most of the time, it was boring. Also, I'm too lazy to go through about 40 pages that I havn't seen, so did anything special happen in the Metal Hell while I was gone?

At 7/29/07 09:23 AM, Bahamut wrote: Hey, I'm back from my 2 week holiday in Cuba. The holiday was pretty good, but most of the time, it was boring. Also, I'm too lazy to go through about 40 pages that I havn't seen, so did anything special happen in the Metal Hell while I was gone?

Yeah, someone ejaculated.

Just gonna skip all the other ones... yeah.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Metallica. My brother got the Black Album when he was 13, and I became a metalhead.

Okay call me a racist or whatever tickles your fancy, but
THIS is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite a while.

At 7/29/07 09:56 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Okay call me a racist or whatever tickles your fancy, but
THIS is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite a while.

that is fucking hilarious.

"HEY! YOU WHITE CUNT!!"

FTW

At 7/29/07 09:56 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Okay call me a racist or whatever tickles your fancy, but
THIS is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite a while.

HAH! That's awesome. WHITE CUNT!

Best Death Metal band

Hypocrisy or Nercophagist

Best Black metal Band

Rotting Christ or Varathron

Best Avant-Garde Band

Arcturus

Best Progressive Metal Band

Not too keen on the genre. I know Symphony X and Opeth.

Best Industrial Metal Band

Ministry I suppose.

Best Power Metal Band

Blind Guardian, Persuader isn't half bad either.

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

best Metalcore-

Don't listen.

worst Metalcore -

Trivium

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Megadeth.

I might as well contribute, too.

Best Death Metal Band

Decapitated

Best Black metal Band

Rotting Christ

Best Avant-Garde Band

DAATH

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater

Best Industrial Metal Band

Fear Factory

Best Power Metal Band

Sonata Arctica

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best = KSE
Worst = As I Lay Crying

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

I remember the first one I ever heard was Metallica, but I didn't listen to them.
Arch Enemy, Cannibal Corpse, The Haunting, Cradle of Filth, and Children of Bodom were the first one's I listened to. (A CD my friend gave me to get me into to metal.)

has anyone ever heard of the folk metal band korpiklaani, i got their newest album a few days and its pretty awesome.

also has anyone noticed that necrophagist's guitars sound kind of cheery like if you removed the vocals and the drums it wouldnt sound like a metal song?

At 7/29/07 11:55 AM, StealThisAlias wrote: has anyone ever heard of the folk metal band korpiklaani, i got their newest album a few days and its pretty awesome.

yeh they are good for a laugh but dont ever watch one of ther music videos they are appalling

At 7/29/07 09:56 AM, Oppugnant wrote: Okay call me a racist or whatever tickles your fancy, but
THIS is one of the funniest things I have seen in quite a while.

wortha lol but really really weird

Best Death Metal band

Necrophagist or Death.

Best Black metal Band

Lulz, oxymoron. Aborym.

Best Avant-Garde Band

Maudlin of the Well, Kayo Dot, Mr. Bungle, or Fantomas. It's too hard to choose.

Best Progressive Metal Band

I would have to say The Devin Townsend Band.

Best Industrial Metal Band

Ministry.

Best Power Metal Band

Bliind Guardian.

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best=All Shall Perish. Worst, Bullet for my Valentine.

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Alice in Chains.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Vital Remains, Cannibal Corpse, Dismember...

Best Black metal Band

Gorgoroth, Immortal, Dark Funeral..,

Best Avant-Garde Band

I don't listen to much avant-garde, but I like Arcturus and Unexpect.

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater, Opeth, Pain of Salvation...

Best Industrial Metal Band

Aborym.

Best Power Metal Band

Sonata Arctica, Thunderstone, Persuader...

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Don't care about metalcore.

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Sonata Arctica.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Morbid Angel & Necrophagist Are pretty good, Not counting any Melo-Death. At least it's NOT Deicide haha, :D

Best Black metal Band

Dark Funeral or Naglfar.

Best Avant-Garde Band

Don't listen to any.

Best Progressive Metal Band

Are Opeth prog?

Best Industrial Metal Band

Don't listen to much, I've Heard Anaal Nathrakh Have some industrial elements, So Yah, Anaal Nathrakh.

Best Power Metal Band

Sonata Artica or Heavenly.

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best: Shadows Fall
Worst: Shitcunt (Slipknot)

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Haha, Cannibal Corpse, My brother was trying to scare me out of listening to AC/DC constantly, And Turned on..I think it was Either blood drenched Execution or Hammer Smashed Face, I'm leaning towards Hammer Smashed Face.

Ahh, I forgot to Mention, My Awesome nephew Valdimar Is back from Thailand, He bought me a Cannibal Corpse T-shirt, And A Megadeth one, Along with some Cadny, and Some golf stuff.

Pics of the T's...
Later, When I find the Webcam.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Best Death Metal Band

Cannibal Corpse

Best Black metal Band

Eh, Antestor or Finntroll

Best Avant-Garde Band

lolwut?

Best Progressive Metal Band

Smyphony X

Best Industrial Metal Band

Err....Deathstars?

Best Power Metal Band

DragonForce or Rhapsody of Fire

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best: Demon Hunter...YEAH! I SAID IT!
Worst: Avenged Sevenfold

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Axel Rudi Pell

In other news, my English cousins came over today, although I hate to admit it, one of them was actually quite hot. The problem? She's like two years younger than me. One's hyperactive, one gets the hell beat out of him every day (Which is in like, direct contrast to me) and the last one is pretty damn unremarkable. (She's nine)