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In Her Lie, she Beseech'd a Dark Performance, At Dawn, to hide that she was an Abwhore. This made her Die in a Casket, in a Celtic Forest's Cemetary. It sounds Demented but it's a Dark Truth.

It's goth metal bands.

At 7/27/07 12:34 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 7/27/07 04:16 AM, Charon wrote: screamo kids

I like how they are trying to look evil in that picture but only succeed in looking even more retarded

They also have a lack of originality in their style that makes em look like a bunch of fucking loosers, that is mainly the biggest problem with emos... they want to be original and the fact is... that by being emo you just can't be original and make good music... especially when you make SCREAMO !

At 7/27/07 10:48 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:

At 7/27/07 10:33 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

as funny as that is i have some bad news. killswitch engage is covering DIO's Holy Diver...... D:<

They covered it very well actually. In fact I have it burned onto one of the cd's laying around here.

...You're not allowed to talk again. EVER.

DIO BEING COVERED BY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE?

MY WORLD IS DYING!

Holy shit, how can anyone let that happen? :(

In other news, I listened to Suffocation's self-titled for the first time yesterday and it's pretty intense. Stellar musicianship and finally an awesome production job.

At 7/28/07 05:19 AM, Goatchrist wrote: DIO BEING COVERED BY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE?

MY WORLD IS DYING!

Holy shit, how can anyone let that happen? :(

In other news, I listened to Suffocation's self-titled for the first time yesterday and it's pretty intense. Stellar musicianship and finally an awesome production job.

i swear that the KSE thing was old news?! i heard the track ages ago :S and im intrigued by the suffocation release ive got more or less everything else they have i shall track pick that up somewhere...

At 7/27/07 09:32 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:

At 7/27/07 08:59 PM, Nev wrote: The Great Kat may suit what you're looking for.
Some insanely scary (and slightly arousing) goth bitch who shreds up classical works.

Calm down there Kat.

Woah, Some Insane Menstruation there.

At 7/28/07 07:08 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Woah, Some Insane Menstruation there.

i fucking lol'd. hard.

At 7/28/07 08:21 AM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

At 7/28/07 07:08 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Woah, Some Insane Menstruation there.

i fucking lol'd. hard.

As did I.

Someone should invent tampons for one's mouth.

At 7/28/07 09:50 AM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 7/28/07 08:21 AM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

At 7/28/07 07:08 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Woah, Some Insane Menstruation there.

i fucking lol'd. hard.

As did I.

Someone should invent tampons for one's mouth.

It seems to me, that your English is quite excellent on this fine day.
One might think, That....

That....
That...

Djöfullinn.

Ok, Guys, I just got the album" With Odin On Our Side" By Amon Amarth....
And I've got a Question....
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

At 7/28/07 10:27 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok, Guys, I just got the album" With Odin On Our Side" By Amon Amarth....
And I've got a Question....
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

Ok, Phew, The songs weren't actually that long, They play for the right time, then automatically skip, But if you skip on the timeline, from like 4:00 to 23:56 it still works, Lol wtf.

At 7/28/07 10:27 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok, Guys, I just got the album" With Odin On Our Side" By Amon Amarth....
And I've got a Question....
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

yeh thats not right, did you d word it or purchase it? but they shouldnt be that long :P do the tracks actually last that length of time when you listen to them?

As far as the discussion about KSE covering Holy Diver. Yeah, I know, it came out a while ago. But I'm sure if the skeptics downloaded it they'd like it. It's actually very good. The singing is spot on for most of the song. I mean hell, even my dad likes it, and hes a big Dio fan.

Ok guys, WTF, Page 2?
It's empty in here.

At 7/28/07 10:27 AM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok, Guys, I just got the album" With Odin On Our Side" By Amon Amarth....
And I've got a Question....
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

Its a shitty album anyway.

ive heard a lot of people go on about who they think is the most br00tal death band, but whats everyones vote for the most extreme of the other really extreme genres? most atmospheric/satanic black metal band? doomiest doom band? speediest thrash?
my personal vote for doomiest is khanate. they are one bunch of seriously creepy fuckers!

At 7/28/07 06:56 PM, mrdurgan wrote: ive heard a lot of people go on about who they think is the most br00tal death band, but whats everyones vote for the most extreme of the other really extreme genres? most atmospheric/satanic black metal band? doomiest doom band? speediest thrash?
my personal vote for doomiest is khanate. they are one bunch of seriously creepy fuckers!

Okay, here we go:

Most brutal death-Nile

Most epic power-Rhapsody of Frire

Most anarchist punk-The Sex Pistols (Yeah, not metal, but it had to be done)

Most radically different from the formula band-Antestor

Most Viking-y Viking-Turisas...Duh.

Most Celtic-y Celtic-Waylander

Speediest thrash: The Sex Machineguns, I guess.

Most influential NWOBHM band-Iron Maiden

Most Glamorous Glam-Lordi

Fastest Shred Metal-...Matt Heafy, who do you think? (Yngwie J. Malmsteen, of course!)

Speediest Speed Metal-Erm...Iced Earth?

Fastest fucking band ever-A few of you would hate me for saying this, and Nev would gouge my eyes out with a fork...So I won't say it.

And that's as far as my knowlage of metal goes, oh yeah, almost forgot:

Most posery 'metal' band-HIM
(c)rappiest nu 'metal' band-Limp Bizkit
Worst Nu Metallica album-St. Anger (The drums are just...argh!)

At 7/28/07 07:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Fastest Shred Metal-...Matt Heafy, who do you think? (Yngwie J. Malmsteen, of course!)

Lawl.
Malmsteen is too fat to be the fastest.
Try Batio, Gilbert, Buckethead, Impellitteri, Petrucci, Vai for fast.

Fastest fucking band ever-A few of you would hate me for saying this, and Nev would gouge my eyes out with a fork...So I won't say it.

You do know that I'm a DragonForce fan don't you?
I've met the band and been vandalised by Herman Li.

At 7/28/07 07:15 PM, Nev wrote:

At 7/28/07 07:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Fastest Shred Metal-...Matt Heafy, who do you think? (Yngwie J. Malmsteen, of course!)

Lawl.
Malmsteen is too fat to be the fastest.
Try Batio, Gilbert, Buckethead, Impellitteri, Petrucci, Vai for fast.

Fastest fucking band ever-A few of you would hate me for saying this, and Nev would gouge my eyes out with a fork...So I won't say it.

You do know that I'm a DragonForce fan don't you?
I've met the band and been vandalised by Herman Li.

Since when did I say DragonForce? I was talking about Green Day!

Lawl at sarcasm.

Anyway, you seem to shoot my post down when I have given them even an ounce of praise.

the most epic music video ever made

At 7/28/07 07:19 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Anyway, you seem to shoot my post down when I have given them even an ounce of praise.

They're overrated, bad live and are loved by faggots.
Besides that I still like them :P.

At 7/28/07 07:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 7/28/07 06:56 PM, mrdurgan wrote: ive heard a lot of people go on about who they think is the most br00tal death band, but whats everyones vote for the most extreme of the other really extreme genres? most atmospheric/satanic black metal band? doomiest doom band? speediest thrash?
my personal vote for doomiest is khanate. they are one bunch of seriously creepy fuckers!

Okay, here we go:

Most brutal death-

Guttural Secrete!
Crowler and I <3 them.

Most epic power-

Powah Sux, But Still, The only Power I listen to Is Sonata Arctica and Symphony X.

Most anarchist punk-

Punk sux.

Most radically different from the formula band-

Gojira, WTF.

Most Viking-y Viking-

Týr, 'Cause It's actual ancient folk.

Most Celtic-y Celtic

No Idea.

Speediest thrash:

No Idea, Testament?

Most influential NWOBHM band-Iron Maiden

Agreed.

Most Glamorous Glam-

Glam Sux.

Fastest Shred Metal-.

Shred Metal?

Speediest Speed Metal-Erm...Iced Earth?

Haha :D

Fastest fucking band ever- Forgarður Helvítis, Faster than DF, Cause it's just insane tremolo picking, And the drummer should be locked away.

And that's as far as my knowlage of metal goes, oh yeah, almost forgot:

Most posery 'metal' band-HIM

Yes.

(c)rappiest nu 'metal' band-Limp Bizkit

Yes.

Worst Nu Metallica album-St. Anger.

Lol, That's the worst Metallicca in general, One of the worst albums in Metal History.

At 7/28/07 08:37 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

Most radically different from the formula band-

Gojira, WTF.

Are how Gojira radically different from the formula?
They seem like regular Prog Metal to me.
And by regular, I mean totally amazing regular Prog Metal.

At 7/28/07 07:08 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Okay, here we go:

Most brutal death

dont like it. i can make br00tal death metal and i can barely play the guitar.....oh wow strum the same chord for 3 minutes...snore. no complexity.

Most epic power

hmmm tough call. Heavenly maybe

Most anarchist punk

no idea

Most radically different from the formula band-Antestor

yeah

Most Viking-y Viking-Turisas...Duh.

again. good. very good

Most Celtic-y Celtic-Waylander

Speediest thrash: The Sex Machineguns, I guess.

i'm good with that.

Most influential NWOBHM band-Iron Maiden

uh yeah.

Most Glamorous Glam-Lordi

are they glam? oh well. they're awesome.

Fastest Shred Metal- (Yngwie J. Malmsteen, of course!)

very good. also the band Vhaldemar. very Racer X type metal.

Speediest Speed Metal-Erm...Iced Earth?

yeah.

Fastest fucking band ever

DRAGONFORCE. ROFL.

And that's as far as my knowlage of metal goes, oh yeah, almost forgot:

Most posery 'metal' band-HIM

yes.

(c)rappiest nu 'metal' band-Limp Bizkit

yes

Worst Nu Metallica album-St. Anger (The drums are just...argh!)

worst album in metal history.

I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band
Best Black metal Band
Best Avant-Garde Band
Best Progressive Metal Band
Best Industrial Metal Band
Best Power Metal Band
Best/Worse Metalcore Band
First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

that really depends. i like bolt thrower for normal DM and Kalmah for Melodic Death metal.

Best Black metal Band

Cant help you there.

Best Avant-Garde Band

or here

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater, Symphony X, Cloudscape, Leverage. all good choices.

Best Industrial Metal Band

not sure.

Best Power Metal Band

ooooh....tough one. heavenly, rhapsody, hammerfall, thunderstone, From the Ashes.

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

well my favorite (and only) metalcore is Devildriver

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Iron Maiden

oh and here are just some good bands (sorry for the DP) Dream Evil, Black Majesty, Silent Force, Turisas, Running Wild, Threshold (good progressive metal)

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I need to contribute more.
I NEED SOME OPINIONS:

Best Death Metal Band

Tie between Psycroptic and Nile.

Best Black metal Band

Drudkh.

Best Avant-Garde Band

Sigh.

Best Progressive Metal Band

Symphony X is Power/Prog. Just prog then Dream Theater.

Best Industrial Metal Band

I don't listen to Industrial Metal at all.

Best Power Metal Band

Heavenly closely followed by Domine and Rhapsody of Fire-

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

They all suck.

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Motörhead.

At 7/28/07 09:31 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: Best Death Metal Band

Death, Necrophagist, Opeth, Gojira.

Best Black metal Band

Immortal for me. Based on the little I've heard.

Best Avant-Garde Band

Arcturus, but only one I've really heard.

Best Progressive Metal Band

Dream Theater, Opeth, Gojira.

Best Power Metal Band

Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Adagio.

Best/Worse Metalcore Band

Best - Killswitch Engage
Worst - Avenged Sevenfold.

First Metal Band You listened to EVAR.

Probably Maiden or Metallica.

At 7/28/07 09:52 PM, Nev wrote:

Best Power Metal Band

Blind Guardian, Rhapsody, Adagio.

Angra*
Not Adagio.