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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:00:06 Reply

Hey everyone I just got back from a Cathlic church camp (LAME). I got to play a song there pissed off alot of people too, but I did convert some people into metalheads, not only that I made some Cathlics into Nihilist and Athist hell even I made one of them a Satanist. It was pretty lame. But I did have cabin full of potheads and we talked about our tripest shit we've done hell our cabin leader show us how to make a sweet ass bong.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:04:11 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/27/07 06:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

I don't think burning churches, killing people, and more violence is going to do anything other than illegalise metal for causing violence and terrorism
But think about it.
It might be illegal, But they couldn't do anything about It, Without being killed.
Like, Try to stop a concert, BAM.
We could still sell the music, Because, Go into the store, Try to take all the Cd's ,BAM!

I'd call it...
Chaos Metal.

Meh, Anarchy Metal sounds more true to the actions. What with the murder and the violence and the overthrowing of government.

Kind of reminds me of that episode of Metalocalcapyse, Go Forth and Die.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Jack Thompson saw this and tried to brand metal as something that corupted kid's minds? Then we murder him through tearing out his intestines through his anus, then playing the heaviest metal we can think of at max volume till his skin peels off. Leaving a bloody skeleton that we can make drinking horns out of. (And maybe a codpiece if we can spare it)

Same goes for any inferior musicians.

I'm looking at you, Trivium.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:07:04 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:00 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Hey everyone I just got back from a Cathlic church camp (LAME). I got to play a song there pissed off alot of people too, but I did convert some people into metalheads, not only that I made some Cathlics into Nihilist and Athist hell even I made one of them a Satanist.

Did you fight dragons off, too?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:08:25 Reply

Or... lets not become a bunch of cliches :D.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:08:59 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/27/07 06:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Chaos Metal.

he's right, and I am going to attempt to name all the bands I listen to on a regular basis because I am bored

3 Inches of Blood
AC/DC
Anthrax
Amon Amarth
Arch Enemy
Behemoth
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Bolt Thrower
Cannibal Corpse
Daath
Damageplan
Death
Dream Theater
Entombed
Exodus
Guns and Roses
Hellyeah
Hypocrisy
Iced Earth
Immortal
Iron Maiden
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Judas Priest
Kataklysm
Kreator
Lamb of God
Lethe (local band)
Lordi
Manowar
Megadeth
Metallica
Motorhead
Napalm Death
Necrophagist
Nile
Obituary
Opeth
Overkill
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Scar Symmetry
Sepultura
Shadows Fall
Shores of Sheol
Slayer
System of a Down
Testament
Yngwie Malmsteen


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:10:37 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:07 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:
Did you fight dragons off, too?

yes big ones


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:12:45 Reply

BTW, SO HEAVY, IT TURNS AIR INTO COTTAGE CHEESE!!! Is Bonemill's line.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:14:26 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:10 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 7/27/07 07:07 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:
Did you fight dragons off, too?
yes big ones

That may be...But did you fight off grizzly bears, use your magical fire breath, and save the maidens fair?

I should think not.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:14:49 Reply

I made this sig and i cant fucking use it......

Also, blooporsti (I DONT HAVE ACCENTS >:-( ) will pwn you all. If bonemill doesnt do it first lmao.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:18:44 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 7/27/07 07:10 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote:
At 7/27/07 07:07 PM, Dark-Phire wrote:
Did you fight dragons off, too?
yes big ones
That may be...But did you fight off grizzly bears, use your magical fire breath, and save the maidens fair?

I should think not.

Of course He didn't , He was Metal, Wielded his axe, And Went Berserk on a Few Villages, With THIS

...In the back ground.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:21:43 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:14 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
That may be...But did you fight off grizzly bears, use your magical fire breath, and save the maidens fair?

my magical fire breath anit working for some resone...


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 19:36:42 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:08 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
At 7/27/07 06:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/27/07 06:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:
Chaos Metal.
he's right, and I am going to attempt to name all the bands I listen to on a regular basis because I am bored

Best list ever. That's like a replica of what mine would be. Good shit.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:02:17 Reply

At 7/27/07 12:02 PM, shadowsoilder7 wrote: how is he a genius he is sick and twisted

Didn't I reject you? GTFO.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:30:00 Reply

At 7/27/07 07:18 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Of course He didn't , He was Metal, Wielded his axe, And Went Berserk on a Few Villages, With THIS
...In the back ground.

haha i can picture that. oh, btw does anyone know of a band that takes classical music exclusively and turns it to metal? i think Mozart's requiem would be fucking awesome (it is already, but....) covered in metal. even a band compilation CD of Classical covered would be good. Dark Moor did a good job with Vivaldi's Winter, but i'd like to have more.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:30:38 Reply

one my favourite metal songs is *Pantera - Cowboys from hell* ( if you guys share my opinion that Pantera is a metal band )

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:35:19 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:30 PM, crackvendor wrote: one my favourite metal songs is *Pantera - Cowboys from hell* ( if you guys share my opinion that Pantera is a metal band )

yes Pantera is a metal band but if you want to join list your top 10 fav bands and the Horsemen will judge you.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:47:36 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:02 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 7/27/07 12:02 PM, shadowsoilder7 wrote: how is he a genius he is sick and twisted
Didn't I reject you? GTFO.

Did you read what I wrote ebfore?


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:51:30 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:47 PM, 0peth wrote:
At 7/27/07 08:02 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
At 7/27/07 12:02 PM, shadowsoilder7 wrote: how is he a genius he is sick and twisted
Didn't I reject you? GTFO.
Did you read what I wrote ebfore?

before*
Stupid bbn lags.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 20:59:18 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:30 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: oh, btw does anyone know of a band that takes classical music exclusively and turns it to metal?

The Great Kat may suit what you're looking for.
Some insanely scary (and slightly arousing) goth bitch who shreds up classical works.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 21:01:20 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:59 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/27/07 08:30 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: oh, btw does anyone know of a band that takes classical music exclusively and turns it to metal?
The Great Kat may suit what you're looking for.
Some insanely scary (and slightly arousing) goth bitch who shreds up classical works.

alright. thanks. know of anything that is slightly more epic? like the Turisas of classical? :)


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 21:32:53 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:59 PM, Nev wrote: The Great Kat may suit what you're looking for.
Some insanely scary (and slightly arousing) goth bitch who shreds up classical works.

Calm down there Kat.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 22:06:51 Reply

I saw the Simpsons movie, very funny.

I'm watching Human Weapon on the History Channel. It's an awesome show about martial arts, and it's friggin' metal.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 22:33:14 Reply

At 7/27/07 09:32 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:
At 7/27/07 08:59 PM, Nev wrote: The Great Kat may suit what you're looking for.
Some insanely scary (and slightly arousing) goth bitch who shreds up classical works.
Calm down there Kat.

as funny as that is i have some bad news. killswitch engage is covering DIO's Holy Diver...... D:<


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 22:38:48 Reply

At 7/27/07 10:33 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: as funny as that is i have some bad news. killswitch engage is covering DIO's Holy Diver...... D:<

......no.....no!!.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
!!!!!!!!!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 22:48:08 Reply

At 7/27/07 10:33 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

as funny as that is i have some bad news. killswitch engage is covering DIO's Holy Diver...... D:<

They covered it very well actually. In fact I have it burned onto one of the cd's laying around here.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 22:55:08 Reply

At 7/27/07 10:48 PM, Kreator0943 wrote:
At 7/27/07 10:33 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:

as funny as that is i have some bad news. killswitch engage is covering DIO's Holy Diver...... D:<
They covered it very well actually. In fact I have it burned onto one of the cd's laying around here.

O...well then if they played it well, I have no problem with it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 23:01:34 Reply

At 7/27/07 10:55 PM, TECh2o wrote: O...well then if they played it well, I have no problem with it.

yeah i listened to it. its actually not bad. i like some of KSE's stuff but then there are other songs that just suck....


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-27 23:03:01 Reply

At 7/27/07 11:01 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 7/27/07 10:55 PM, TECh2o wrote: O...well then if they played it well, I have no problem with it.
yeah i listened to it. its actually not bad. i like some of KSE's stuff but then there are other songs that just suck....

Well thats good.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-28 00:25:41 Reply

At 7/27/07 06:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
At 7/27/07 06:42 PM, Lost-Thought wrote:

I don't think burning churches, killing people, and more violence is going to do anything other than illegalise metal for causing violence and terrorism
But think about it.
It might be illegal, But they couldn't do anything about It, Without being killed.
Like, Try to stop a concert, BAM.
We could still sell the music, Because, Go into the store, Try to take all the Cd's ,BAM!

I'd call it...
Chaos Metal.

Actually thats a fucking stupid idea. Why even do this? If someone doesn't listen to the music you listen to, then who cares? Personal preference is part of life ;D. Taking violent action against them just shows that you are the weaker one in the situation. Instead, try to get other people into the music. Lots of these kids are one listen away from being into metal.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-28 01:02:52 Reply

At 7/27/07 08:51 PM, 0peth wrote:
Did you read what I wrote ebfore?
before*
Stupid bbn lags.

No... I don't think. Enlighten me.


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