the epic tale

[silver-silhouette]

"Ahh!!" the short balding man yelled as he took his unsanitary hand off my perfectly sculpted penis.
By this time I was aroused to the point of screaming the word "Trojan" or "rough rider" to the air but I couldn't because my exhilarating Wang Was poking me in the nose.
The balding man was frightened. My penis was very much over four feet larger than his. He ran from my absolutely incredible dong in great shame.
My dick (who I named charles) started speaking to me. He said I wish to be rubbed. I continued to do so but then Charles vomited all over the side of a building. He had managed to vomit a mercy white liquid that I though was very interesting. I poked it. "eww it's sticky" I said to myself. I was quite impressed by this super adhesive, that actually acted as a lubricant also. I started to wonder if I could sell this mighty goo.
I harnessed the power of this majestic fluid. It was the most amazing thing ever. I gooed chuck Norris to savana noriss's nose. I was amazed at this incredible magic. When suddenly... A magical hole opened. It's smell reminded me of fish. I became curios and decided to touch the glistening hole and got sucked into
a mysterious land. I saw the most undescribable sights. I saw unicorns sticking their majestic horns into everyones butthole. When I saw this, I knew I was home.

[JohnEndel959]

There are many epic tales. This one is completely vulgar, and yet oddly incredible at the same time. If you didn't try to make a meaningless reference to some actor/celebrities, I think it would have been better. But here I am, trying to criticize a story of this caliber... I think I'll stop.