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I call my girlfriend the bbs, because no matter how terrible she is to me, I keep coming back.

I call my girlfriend bucket because she's a slut.

I call my girlfriend angel becouse she should be dead.

I call my girlfriend FailInBed because we suck at sex.

When I call my girlfriend I cup my hands to my face and yell, "HERE PIGGY PIGGY SOOOOOO WEEEEE."

I call my girlfriend a fag, becaus she´s not in love with me anymore

At 1/19/11 08:34 PM, Piss wrote: I call my girlfriend sometimes.

lol

I call my girlfriend rarely, because she's a bitch.

I call my girlfriend a hotdog cart. Because she's a prostitute.

Let it sink in.

At 1/19/11 08:32 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:31 PM, steph2568 wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:29 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:28 PM, steph2568 wrote: I call my girlfriend Toshiba because she's really a laptop.

WOMEN ARENT FUNNY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I call my girlfriend Twilight because she's a bitch.

I call my girlfriend Steph because she's an unfunny jersey twat

I call my girlfriend Helen because her name is Steph. I liked your joke, Helen, it was good.

I call my girlfriend QOTSA because she sucks like no other

I CALL MY GIRLFRIEND STEPHANIE BECAUSE SHE'S A CUNT

AM I COOL YET, INTERNET

I call my girlfriend a cigarette, because she's slowly killing me.

i call my girlfriend RHCP because she is very good at making music.

I call my girlfriend precious because she's a golem.

I call my girlfriend Tsunami because just when I think the worst is past, she rises up to destroy me.

I call my girlfriend Helen Keller and she didn't get it.

I my grlfienrd clal dysexlci cusae she trbuole redaign

I call my girlfriend noose, because she's suffocating me.

I call my girlfriend jess, because that's her name.

I call my girlfriend +1 Post

I call my girlfriend McDonald because shes a cow.

I call my girlfriend Morichax because she's a meanie that breaks up best friends

Bo Burnham said something I think would help you out

"And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head..."

New Math by Bo Burnham

At 1/19/11 08:42 PM, Shikamarana wrote: I call my girlfriend Morichax because she's a meanie that breaks up best friends

Really? I call her MoriChax because she is uncircumcised

Amazing 6,700 post.

I call my girlfriend girlfriend because her parents are pieces of shit.

At 1/19/11 08:39 PM, Twilight95 wrote: i call my girlfriend drony because she only gets cigarettes and half chewed candies for christmas

I call my girlfriend twilight because she's gay

I call my girlfriend GD because she won't FUCKING DO IT