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At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Shikamarana wrote: How do you do it, NG?

after looking at your profile, i understand why your asking this question, too bad the pussy you wanna eat is one fat beached whale.

At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.

Hi.

At 1/19/11 12:31 AM, GirafficPark wrote:

At 1/19/11 12:25 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.

I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.

OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D

wow..... that's... kind of disturbing Poozy..... Maybe you will do a visual demonstration for him and the other lil bois too? LMAO

Cause bros are cool enough to share ancient wisdom like this to each other, something you seem to have no clue about!!

At 1/19/11 12:33 AM, Fleuve wrote:
Cause bros are cool enough to share ancient wisdom like this to each other, something you seem to have no clue about!!

Dude are you seriously gonna try to troll me?!
STFU and GTFO

Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork and a knife?

Too lazy to quote that backwards motherfucker.

"No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats
Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats"

12 king pimp commandments - Necro

it may not be poetry, but it's the truth.

At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.

I'll get the whip cream.

At 1/19/11 12:42 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.

I'll get the whip cream.

OH SHI-

At 1/19/11 12:32 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Hi.

Woah.

At 1/19/11 12:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Woah.

Someone's been ... busy.

You have to find the clitoris

At 1/19/11 12:55 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 1/19/11 12:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Woah.

Someone's been ... busy.

Jellyous?

At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Shikamarana wrote: How do you do it, NG?

I highly reccommend you look into ordering a product called "Two Girls Teach Sex". It is basically a dvd collection in which 4 porn star girls (not 2) discuss (and demonstrate) how to please your girl with oral, doggy style, initiating sex, etc... If you have never given oral sex (or even had sex) this would actually teach you a lot. Look into it.

At 1/19/11 12:47 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 1/19/11 12:32 AM, Shikamarana wrote: Hi.

Woah.

NUH UH

At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Shikamarana wrote: How do you do it, NG?

Go southbound and fucking yell at it, so she never wants you down there again.

Like a steak.

At 1/19/11 01:29 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 1/19/11 01:26 AM, Strategize wrote: I damn-near punched him in the face. Accept that you have all been trolled by Dr. Foreman and move on with your lives.

Yeah, we all Dr. Foreman was a troll, but we still had fun, eh?

Yeah it really just pisses me off how the users who replied to and were there for the thread don't bother saying things like "jelly" all the time (except TheSouthernTower) because forcing memes is gay, and it's so obviously a gay meme.

But then you have your '08s, '09s and '10s who just can't seem to keep their mouth shut. Lame meme is lame.

At 1/19/11 01:35 AM, Makakaov wrote: Like a steak.

With a fork and a very sharp serrated edge knife

At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.

K. but when this goes down - and you will. no uhm.. ladies of the 3rd sex will be involved i know how much you like em

At 1/19/11 01:37 AM, Strategize wrote: But then you have your '08s, '09s and '10s who just can't seem to keep their mouth shut. Lame meme is lame.

To correct your lame ass logic I am an 07... dickweed
Now get your panties out of a bunch

At 1/19/11 01:37 AM, GirafficPark wrote:

At 1/19/11 01:35 AM, Makakaov wrote: Like a steak.

With a fork and a very sharp serrated edge knife

I meant a spork... not fork (don't mix that shit up yo... shit's serious business)

Foreplay. lol

I'd imagine you'd need to wear a bib for that ol' Gagsy girl.

At 1/19/11 01:37 AM, Strategize wrote: Yeah it really just pisses me off how the users who replied to and were there for the thread don't bother saying things like "jelly" all the time (except TheSouthernTower) because forcing memes is gay, and it's so obviously a gay meme.

But then you have your '08s, '09s and '10s who just can't seem to keep their mouth shut. Lame meme is lame.

My advice is just calm down and let it fly by. Memes will be used, it was a legendary thread. Like Over 9000, Shoop Da Whoop, Fuck Norris jokes, or Successful Troll is Successful pictures, Dick Neck will be mention.

It doesn't seem so bad when you don't really pay attention to it.

At 1/19/11 01:43 AM, Narcissy wrote: sense

Thank you Narcissy.....

At 1/19/11 01:42 AM, BrazilianNinja wrote:

At 1/19/11 12:41 AM, Strategize wrote: Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork and a knife?

Too lazy to quote that backwards motherfucker.

Backwards? Go fuck a moose in the ass, eh!

No, that would be cruelty to animals.

BRB, enjoying some peameal bacon.

At 1/19/11 01:45 AM, GirafficPark wrote:

At 1/19/11 01:43 AM, Narcissy wrote: sense

Thank you Narcissy.....

I do what I can.

To those telling me to calm down: I typed that half-assed post with a cool head and stoic face. If you want to keep making yourself look like an idiot when you post be my guest. Go find someone who gives a shit, thats obviously all you want if you're constantly making one-line meme jokes.

I like to spell out the alphabet. With my tongue of course.

At 1/19/11 01:50 AM, Strategize wrote: To those telling me to calm down: I typed that half-assed post with a cool head and stoic face. If you want to keep making yourself look like an idiot when you post be my guest. Go find someone who gives a shit, thats obviously all you want if you're constantly making one-line meme jokes.

Well, that's not very nice. I was just trying to say it's not so rough to deal with meme shouters if you just ignore it. I don't think I really look like a fool for it.

Only on Newgrounds could a very heterosexual topic about eating women out become a bitchy fest.

At 1/19/11 01:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: Only on Newgrounds could a very heterosexual topic about eating women out become a bitchy fest.

Newgrounds: Users who can't handle a heterosexual topic. Everything is gay or about religion.

Or cock jokes.

You know this by now.

At 1/19/11 01:56 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds: Users who can't handle a heterosexual topic. Everything is gay or about religion.

Or cock jokes.

You know this by now.

I'm gonna make a topic about how god so disliked the heteros that he gave his only begotten cock joke to pay for the other gays curiosity.