why would you delete my forum sig i barely even fucking use this shitty website anymore you sneaky cunt idiot
Eating vagina
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Nibble the clit and finger.
OR.
In circles, starting from the clit and going clockwise with a counter clockwise rotation every 3 clockwise rotations.
I sure love my vagina, as you can see. But, I eat it real weird. How do I do that, cow???
there's no wrong way to eat a vagina
My crappy Gimp sig. Jellyous?
By tearing away large chunks, dipping them in butter, then eating it.
Cockz and whatnot
I'm surprised there isn't a single Newground virgin joke here yet.
At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Cootie wrote: If you have to ask how you don't need to try.
^ this
At 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*
At 1/18/11 11:58 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:At 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
He said "I can smell your cunt".
At 1/18/11 11:59 PM, Fleuve wrote: You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*
Meh its already too late... I ate out the OP's gf's vag..... smelled like tuna... I puked and went to the hospital and was in the ICU for 9 days
But before they put me in the ambulance she told me how great it was and how you sucked so badly at it... sorry bro, dontbemad
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At 1/19/11 12:04 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:At 1/18/11 11:58 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:HORRIFYING PICTUREAt 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
Holy hell, that is a pretty gnarly photograph.
..But in all seriousness, you should ask your lady-friend how things feel as you try them. Don't be all "Does that feel good?", though, be more like "Should I do this or this?", that way you don't put her on the spot. Putting too much pressure on womenz while you're doing sexy stuff to them can make them anxious about pleasing you by being pleased by what you're doing to them, and can have the opposite effect of turning them on. Good luck in all your future endeavors.
Boop boop beep boop.
At 1/19/11 12:13 AM, GirafficPark wrote:At 1/18/11 11:59 PM, Fleuve wrote: You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!Meh its already too late... I ate out the OP's gf's vag..... smelled like tuna... I puked and went to the hospital and was in the ICU for 9 days
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*
But before they put me in the ambulance she told me how great it was and how you sucked so badly at it... sorry bro, dontbemad
Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..
And stop using an alt you ****!
At 1/19/11 12:16 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..
And stop using an alt you ****!
Ummm... im not the OP you dunce.....
and i was saying that comment to the OP and agreeing with you, chill yo
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At 1/19/11 12:18 AM, GirafficPark wrote:At 1/19/11 12:16 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..Ummm... im not the OP you dunce.....
And stop using an alt you ****!
and i was saying that comment to the OP and agreeing with you, chill yo
Trust me I know.
If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.
I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.
OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D
If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 1/19/11 12:25 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.
I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.
OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D
wow..... that's... kind of disturbing Poozy..... Maybe you will do a visual demonstration for him and the other lil bois too? LMAO
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At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Shikamarana wrote: How do you do it, NG?
after looking at your profile, i understand why your asking this question, too bad the pussy you wanna eat is one fat beached whale.
At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.
Hi.
why would you delete my forum sig i barely even fucking use this shitty website anymore you sneaky cunt idiot
At 1/19/11 12:31 AM, GirafficPark wrote:At 1/19/11 12:25 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.wow..... that's... kind of disturbing Poozy..... Maybe you will do a visual demonstration for him and the other lil bois too? LMAO
I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.
OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D
Cause bros are cool enough to share ancient wisdom like this to each other, something you seem to have no clue about!!
At 1/19/11 12:33 AM, Fleuve wrote:
Cause bros are cool enough to share ancient wisdom like this to each other, something you seem to have no clue about!!
Dude are you seriously gonna try to troll me?!
STFU and GTFO
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Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork and a knife?
Too lazy to quote that backwards motherfucker.
"No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a cuntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats
Females know, during their period cunts are filthy like rats"
12 king pimp commandments - Necro
it may not be poetry, but it's the truth.
At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.
I'll get the whip cream.
At 1/19/11 12:42 AM, Narcissy wrote:At 1/19/11 12:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.I'll get the whip cream.
OH SHI-
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[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 1/19/11 12:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Woah.
Someone's been ... busy.
At 1/19/11 12:55 AM, Narcissy wrote:At 1/19/11 12:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Woah.Someone's been ... busy.
Jellyous?
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At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Shikamarana wrote: How do you do it, NG?
I highly reccommend you look into ordering a product called "Two Girls Teach Sex". It is basically a dvd collection in which 4 porn star girls (not 2) discuss (and demonstrate) how to please your girl with oral, doggy style, initiating sex, etc... If you have never given oral sex (or even had sex) this would actually teach you a lot. Look into it.
