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Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:47 PM Reply

How do you do it, NG?


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:47 PM Reply

If you have to ask how you don't need to try.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:48 PM Reply

I put a hot mint in my mouth before I do it.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Don't worry, unless she is a whore she won't know how you are supposed to do it either. From there it's just trail and error until you get it right.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Nibble the clit and finger.

OR.

In circles, starting from the clit and going clockwise with a counter clockwise rotation every 3 clockwise rotations.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

I sure love my vagina, as you can see. But, I eat it real weird. How do I do that, cow???

there's no wrong way to eat a vagina

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:50 PM Reply

By tearing away large chunks, dipping them in butter, then eating it.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:50 PM Reply

I take a huge bite out of it.

We're still talking about vaginas right?

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:51 PM Reply

You don't actually eat it!1111


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:52 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:51 PM, cast wrote: You don't actually eat it!1111

You just suck on it and spit it out. Like a fine wine.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:52 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:51 PM, cast wrote: You don't actually eat it!1111

Too late now, you should've told me last week.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:53 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:51 PM, cast wrote: You don't actually eat it!1111

Oh poor cast, haven't you realized by now. We're all cannibals. You are the only one who isn't.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:54 PM Reply

i am quoting cast


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:54 PM Reply

I'm surprised there isn't a single Newground virgin joke here yet.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:56 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:47 PM, Cootie wrote: If you have to ask how you don't need to try.

^ this

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:56 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:54 PM, Narcissy wrote: I'm surprised there isn't a single Newground virgin joke here yet.

It's called a pussy pun


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 11:59 PM Reply

You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:58 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
At 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?

He said "I can smell your cunt".

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:13 AM Reply

At 1/18/11 11:59 PM, Fleuve wrote: You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*

Meh its already too late... I ate out the OP's gf's vag..... smelled like tuna... I puked and went to the hospital and was in the ICU for 9 days

But before they put me in the ambulance she told me how great it was and how you sucked so badly at it... sorry bro, dontbemad


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:16 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 12:04 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 1/18/11 11:58 PM, MercatorMapV2 wrote:
At 1/18/11 11:49 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
HORRIFYING PICTURE

Holy hell, that is a pretty gnarly photograph.

..But in all seriousness, you should ask your lady-friend how things feel as you try them. Don't be all "Does that feel good?", though, be more like "Should I do this or this?", that way you don't put her on the spot. Putting too much pressure on womenz while you're doing sexy stuff to them can make them anxious about pleasing you by being pleased by what you're doing to them, and can have the opposite effect of turning them on. Good luck in all your future endeavors.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:16 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 12:13 AM, GirafficPark wrote:
At 1/18/11 11:59 PM, Fleuve wrote: You better learn quickly else somebody wont be sticking around for too long!
Try asking for her opinion?.. *Durr*
Meh its already too late... I ate out the OP's gf's vag..... smelled like tuna... I puked and went to the hospital and was in the ICU for 9 days

But before they put me in the ambulance she told me how great it was and how you sucked so badly at it... sorry bro, dontbemad

Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..

And stop using an alt you ****!

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 12:16 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..

And stop using an alt you ****!

Ummm... im not the OP you dunce.....
and i was saying that comment to the OP and agreeing with you, chill yo


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:21 AM Reply

Lick the alphabet.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:22 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 12:18 AM, GirafficPark wrote:
At 1/19/11 12:16 AM, Fleuve wrote: Well if you suck pussy just as much as you suck at posting here then you better go gay or something man..

And stop using an alt you ****!
Ummm... im not the OP you dunce.....
and i was saying that comment to the OP and agreeing with you, chill yo

Trust me I know.

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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:25 AM Reply

If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.

I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.

OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D
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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:29 AM Reply

If anyone wants to test their technique then look me up.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:30 AM Reply

No thanks.


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Response to Eating vagina Jan. 19th, 2011 @ 12:31 AM Reply

At 1/19/11 12:25 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: If I manage to find my mic relatively soon.

I'll tell you and anyone else that wants to learn in stickam (where you got the idea for this thread), in perfect detail. Describing different techniques used in specific situations. Hell, I'll even classify by race what each one usually likes done when you're down there doing the lingual limbo.

OMNOMNOMsluuuurrrrp :D

wow..... that's... kind of disturbing Poozy..... Maybe you will do a visual demonstration for him and the other lil bois too? LMAO


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