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Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:37 PM Reply

Please, tell me if this lady wants my cock or is just being nice.

My dad is best friends with this woman who is 26 years old. Her and her husband have a son that plays baseball with my little brother who lives with my dad. My dad and her became friends and she comes over to our house sometimes, and we go over to hers also to hang out and watch football. So, I am around this woman a lot.

Well, me and her also started to become friends despite her being ten years older than me. I admit that she is a very good looking woman. Well, we grew close as friends and now me and her have started to hang out on our own. She tells me things like, "You're really cute, and if I was your age I would SOOO date you". I just thought she was being nice at first.

We started to hang out on our own recently. Once me and her went throwing toilet paper at houses together. And just this weekend she took me out to eat and then we went bowling and playing pool together. She called it our "date".

She acts just like a teenager and we got drunk together at her house one time when my dad was there. I ended up passing out on her bed. Also, this weekend while she was driving me to the bowling alley she asked me all sorts of odd questions the entire way there.

She started asking me if I was a virgin, and she was asking me how far I got with my ex-girlfriend. She starts telling me about how she lost her virginity and then asked my all sorts of questions about my sex life. I thought it was cool that we could talk about stuff like that, but I also thought that it was odd and I wondered why she wanted to know these things.

I told my mom that we were hanging out once I went back to her house and she said it was odd. She said that the only reason a grown woman with a husband and kids would want to hang out with a teenage boy was to fuck him. She has forbidden me from hanging out with her, but I still do because the weekends that I go to my dads house she lets me. All the adults my mom asked about it says this is odd, and that they wouldn't allow their son to do it.

I dunno. I can't tell if we are legit friends, or if she is wanting to fuck me. She sure talks openly with me and seems to flirt with me quite a bit. I do find her attractive and I have a feeling this may get me into some trouble. But, she is about the only person to hang out with at my dads house due to me not going to school there and knowing any kids my age. My dad doesn't think anything of it, but he could be blinded by their friendship.

What do you think? Is this really weird? Is she just wanting to be real friends with a teenage boy? Or do you think that due to our age difference and the way she flirts with me she must want my cock.

Oh, and she text me all the time. My mom questions me every time she sees that this woman sends me a message.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:39 PM Reply

Tell the police


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:40 PM Reply

hard to say, if you do find her attractive though then why not continue being friends, if it eventually does lead to sex whats the problem, and if it doesnt shes a good friend.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:42 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:38 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: 5 days later Cootie posts a topic about losing his virginity to this very same woman

Probably.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:43 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:39 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Tell the police

No no no. I am not sure if she would try anything, but if she does I can just tell her no and she will back off to avoid making trouble for herself. My dad isn't worried about a thing and lets us hang out all of the time, but my mom is worried about it.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:45 PM Reply

I dunno why a 26 year old women would want to fuck a 16 year old over a man with experience, but CNN seems to catch this shit all the time.

So who knows, Ragnarokia's right, just go with the flow and if shit happens, you're one lucky dude. If it doesn't at least you got an attractive grown women to give you tips on how to grab poon your own age.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:46 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:43 PM, Cootie wrote:
At 1/18/11 02:39 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Tell the police
No no no. I am not sure if she would try anything, but if she does I can just tell her no and she will back off to avoid making trouble for herself. My dad isn't worried about a thing and lets us hang out all of the time, but my mom is worried about it.

Well mothers are always over protective. Mine still insists all people I met over internet are lying rapists wanting to kill me.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:46 PM Reply

Don't forget, she has a husband, yes? You better watch out, or that husband will beat the fuck out of you, assuming he's a tough man.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:47 PM Reply

*does not read post

No, she wants my cock.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:50 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:46 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Don't forget, she has a husband, yes? You better watch out, or that husband will beat the fuck out of you, assuming he's a tough man.

I've seen her husband, and he is always there when we go over there. Me and him have kicked back and talked quite a bit. He isn't that intimidating of a guy and if I starts shit with me I assure you that even if he managed to beat my ass my dad could clobber him.

At 1/18/11 02:45 PM, LethalDosage wrote: I dunno why a 26 year old women would want to fuck a 16 year old over a man with experience, but CNN seems to catch this shit all the time.

So who knows, Ragnarokia's right, just go with the flow and if shit happens, you're one lucky dude. If it doesn't at least you got an attractive grown women to give you tips on how to grab poon your own age.

She is constantly giving me sex tips, and she asked me if me and my ex-girlfriend broke up due to sexual problems. She constantly talks about how cute I am, and my mom stated that some "weird women" are turned on by going after younger guys.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:50 PM Reply

*reads post

We need pics of her, first. We don't want another this
No seriously, we dont need this again

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:50 PM Reply

lol when this thread becomes a piece of evidence in a couple of months time


Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:52 PM Reply

why would a 26 year old woman who is married want to fuck a 16 year old, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:52 PM Reply

The fact that you ask NG for this means
+she probably does
+shes probably dumb
+no one really cares
+like seriously? asking NG if you should have sex with a woman

whats next? asking NG if you should go to the bathroom? chicks asking if when their water breaks they should deliver a baby.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:53 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:50 PM, UltimateSavior wrote: No seriously, we dont need this again

Her last name had to be hicks too.
"Kids: keep your pervy Moms off Xbox Live!"

lol

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:58 PM Reply

It's hard to say really, she might just still be acting a little younger than she actually is. Although I suppose the best way to find out is to just take your cock out in front of her and see what she does. She may not dive face first into it but watch the look on her face and you should be able to tell if she wants it or not.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:58 PM Reply

Cootie hit it and quit it. Your best around!!!! no ones gonna ever keep ya down!!! <3


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

It's a shame you dont live in England. It's all legal at 16 here.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

ask yourself this

What are you.....

A mother fucker?


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

If you're as hot as your name suggests, that's a definite yes.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:01 PM Reply

Depends, we're going to need pictures.
Of your cock, I mean.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:05 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 02:58 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Cootie hit it and quit it. Your best around!!!! no ones gonna ever keep ya down!!! <3

I am the champioooooon my friend. And I'll keep on fighting 'till end.


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:07 PM Reply

considering you're 16 it doesn't count as paedophilia, does it?

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:08 PM Reply

From what you've posted, it seems like she wants your cock. Go for it man.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:10 PM Reply

The answer is:

Cootie has no cock.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:11 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 03:09 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/18/11 03:07 PM, Snuff wrote: considering you're 16 it doesn't count as paedophilia, does it?
Counts as ephebophilia

Totally different

Thats not exactly illegal though is it?

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:13 PM Reply

Age: 16.

Sorry bro


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:16 PM Reply

That's why you never tell your mum.

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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 03:15 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 1/18/11 03:11 PM, megakill wrote: Thats not exactly illegal though is it?
Age of consent in Alabama is 16 so it's okay

Hmm, actually that is true. So I guess if she wanted to I wouldn't have to worry about her getting into trouble. She really seems like she wants to, but I don't want to try anything and get the fuck slapped out of me in case she doesn't.

But really, why else would she want to hang with me?


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Response to Does she want my cock? Jan. 18th, 2011 @ 03:21 PM Reply

At 1/18/11 03:13 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Age: 16.

Sorry bro

Says the one who posted CP on the portal.

01/09/11.