Epic middle school moment.

[kijin678]

Post one moment in middle school that was so epic that it still sticks to your mind. Mine is that for about two weeks our librarian got this one manga called dragonball and it had some nudity in it and all the guys freaked out and tried to get the book, but the librarian found out and took the book away. I still remember how excited my friends were to see this book. Lol

[Lorkas]

Sex :/

[Strength]

We were playing I-Spy in my English class, and I named something that wasn't even on the board of shit we were looking at, and watched everyone try to find it for at least 25 minutes before realizing said object was never there. I got one day in school suspension for this.

[Floofs]

Cool story, bro.

[Dosensuppen]

Busted a kid's head open against the wall. Not really "epic", but that's as close as my boring life gets.

[Squidbit]

I was a student assistant in the guidance office for 2 periods a day, and I skipped both periods for the last 2 months of school to hang out with the pride patrol kids (Basically hall monitors, who are supposed to turn in kids that are skipping)
I didn't get caught until the last day of school, they all just assumed I switched classes, even though I would have to talk to one of them to get switched out.

[Shade]

Duct taping some dude's chair to his desk, good times.

[jimbowales]

This one time in middle school the arithmetic teacher back-sassed me so I bitch-slapped him.

[Irrelephant]

this snobby bratty fat black chick sat on a desk a broke it in half. much fun.

[Wunderbar]

this one time in school there was a class and we were in it and something happened and then trouble started and then something else happened and then the trouble was over and then someone got upset and then the consequences and then :[

[TechnoHound]

OP, your epic moment isn't very epic.

[Cootie]

We had all sorts of fun in middle school (not as fun as high school though). I remember I put liquid laxative in this girls drink and then gorilla glued her ass to a chair. She struggled and got free when the time came (we had long classes), but she did indeed nearly shit herself.

[PoloPancake]

Stuck chewing gum on teacher's backs.

[GiantDouche]

At 1/15/11 01:40 PM, kijin678 wrote: Post one moment in middle school that was so epic that it still sticks to your mind.

No it probably sticks to your mind because it just happened last week.

[Struggle]

Lol this one kid went on vacation for two weeks to florida or something so we put a bunch of apple cores and cheese and sandwiches and shit in his desk and when he came back it was disgusting lol.

That and we used to take a sandwich bag and put like pudding, ham, jello, juice, bread, basically a bit of everyones lunch in it and then mash it all together to make a disgusting pile of gooey shit and we'd bet each other to eat a bit or we'd throw it at girls.

Or when the autistic kids would run away from their counselors and the school would be on lockdown and teachers would pin and hogtie these little screaming 10 year olds girls.

Or when a bunch of 8th graders organized pretty much the whole school to crowd around in a circle and chant fight fight fight at reccess and the recess monitors shit and my fat fuck principal tried to run over and slipped/rolled down the hill. Our whole entire school got a detention in the gym lol.

Or when somebody kicked the ball over the fence onto the road, and we'd all stand by the fence and try to get cars to stop to throw it back over... anyway this one guy did once and he parked his car all fucked up next to the ditch and when he went into the ditch to get the ball the car rolled down over top of his legs and we all were standing there to see it happen lol.

Not really epic, but fond memories.

[Dromedary]

At 1/15/11 03:13 PM, Struggle wrote: fond memories.

That fight chant one sounds brilliant, I'll try to do that.

[Cosmic]

Someone had a book about Greece, and didn't know there was a statue of Zues Nude. We were all laughing and she was pulling out students the rest of the day. I didn't get caught :3

Yeah, it was a boring school.

[Struggle]

I don't know if my board is the only one, but any others who went to catholic school remember "Fully Alive" books?

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Dragonball? How obscure.

[morlockcleric]

Parody troll is fail. FAIL parody troll.

[Lagatag]

The only thing I remember about middle school is my first gf.

lulz

[morlockcleric]

At 1/15/11 04:42 PM, Lagatag wrote: The only thing I remember about middle school is my first gf.

lulz

So you're saying you started masturbating in middle school?

[WallofYawn]

What's epic about middle school? It's quite possibly the most irrelevant and useless time of anyone's life. Same with high school. People go on and on about shit that happened to them as a teen in highschool only to realize later that it has absolutely no relevance on one's life as an adult.

But for the sake of the thread: my most "epic" moment in middle school was when my teacher, whom i had a suspicion was secretly gay, got SO FUCKIN HEATED because we used the word gay in class(ie. "thats gay"), that he yelled at us and made us look up the word in the dictionary. It was epic because it made me think,"yep, now that proves it, he has to be gay."

[Zackman558]

At 1/15/11 01:40 PM, kijin678 wrote: Post one moment in middle school that was so epic that it still sticks to your mind. Mine is that for about two weeks our librarian got this one manga called dragonball and it had some nudity in it and all the guys freaked out and tried to get the book, but the librarian found out and took the book away. I still remember how excited my friends were to see this book. Lol

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT DRAGONBALL IS!
Oh and that was really eprverted. My moment so far is when my friend's teacher made her read a sex book. Like the main character wanted to fuck a girl intil her pussy was a mango juice swap. xD

[smeagol1]

The day I fucked stuffed alligator and chopped it up into pieces and brought it to showed it to my friends for the lulz.