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At 1/14/11 11:01 PM, SouthAsian wrote: I wholeheartedly agree with this man.BTW did you know there is more obese people in the world (one billion) then there are starving people?(800 million).

So, why not we perform lipo to the fat people, send the fat to africa and feed them? its a win-win situation :|

Look how those idiots are wasting their food! ON FUCKING HOUSES!?

I loved the "Salted" grass part...that cracked me up.

I have circled it in black AND red!

At 1/14/11 10:54 PM, adamflecko wrote: I see one girl, and like 20 guys.

connection?

It's the African playboy mansion.

But wait! I thought that human stomach acids aren't strong enough to digest grass or tree bark!

At 1/16/11 08:32 AM, Ergox wrote: But wait! I thought that human stomach acids aren't strong enough to digest grass or tree bark!

Nope

Actually, we do. At least those of us that eat beef do. Studies indicate that eating beef increases the level of enzymes needed to digest grass.

And

I couldn't disagree with you any more. That is a complete lie. It's a conspiracy. There are entire communities of people in the world that eat and thrive on nothing but tree bark. I can name a couple of them.

The Sharpota of the Amazon eat nothing but tree bark and whatever sap it might contain.

:The eimatren are a special Christian sect that live in Eastern Europe. They eat tree bark and several other vegetation that you probably would consider to be, "indigestible."

That is a genius way to end world hunger.

this is the only thing I question

One person kills self, Other one comes and eats the dead one.

hey guys i solved it

There's enough food in the world to feed around 20billion people.

At 1/14/11 10:17 PM, Devilz-Halcyon wrote: Hello all,

I do not understand why they show hungry people on TV and ask for donations, when there is a tree in the same footage that they can eat.

The majority of cash that goes to non-profit organizations funds the non-profit organization. So there's really no such thing as "non-profit" org. And most of the kids in those commercials aren't skinny because they're starving, they're skinny because they have diseases.

There is plenty of food everywhere! There are plenty of nutrients in the ground. If any of those people die, it is pretty much suicide.

This is not always true. There are many places that people live where the ground is infertile and unable to grow crops. A lot of the world depends on food from the USA, China, and the like. If all the farms in the US and china got famine all of a sudden, a large amount of the world would die of starvation.

There are several recipes they can use to feed themselves.

1. Salted Grass - if you are hungry, you can eat these. They are nutritious and there are plenty of them. How do you think COWS get so fat?

Eating grass will make you throw up. Our stomaches are not made to digest the stuff.

2. Grounded Treebark - Some of you say it is hard for your digestive system to digest tree bark. That is true. So what is the solution? GROUND IT YOU LAZY ASS!

I'm beginning to think you're just a sorry ass troll.

3. Hunt for insects - I swear to god... I have never heard of anyone dying of hunger in a country where insects are a delicacy. Insects are good nutrition and again, there are plenty of them.

Bugs are very nutritious, chock full of protein and healthy amino acids.

4. Mix it all up - Fuck... You just sit your hungry ass on the ground and wallow about how hungry you are AND expect to get food? YOU DESERVE TO DIE! Use all of the previous mentioned techniques for gathering food and mix it up.

None of these people wait for food to be given to them. When you live in a country where there's overpopulation, 2/3 of the people are broke, and there's not enough resources to go around, it's a constant struggle. And it's not like you can just go out and hunt shit, there are laws against that, and if you live in a city, this isn't an option. Not every broke, homeless, hungry person can hunt for their own food.

I think that all the food that I have, I deserve. All those hungry idiots can stay hungry.

You never have to work for your food. You just go to the store and buy it, but lets say tomarrow your bank account was emptied, you were thrown out on the streets, and you were in a society where everyone looked down upon you for being homeless. You'd be thankful for what you had, and you'd feel sorry for those less fortunate than you.

At 1/21/11 06:22 PM, steph2568 wrote: That is a genius way to end world hunger.

Quite simply, the Africans need to catch on.

At 1/21/11 05:54 PM, Devilz-Halcyon wrote:

Actually, we do. At least those of us that eat beef do. Studies indicate that eating beef increases the level of enzymes needed to digest grass.

That's great for all us beef eaters, but something tells me that the STARVING people in Africa would lack those enzymes.

The Sharpota of the Amazon eat nothing but tree bark and whatever sap it might contain.
The eimatren are a special Christian sect that live in Eastern Europe. They eat tree bark and several other vegetation that you probably would consider to be, "indigestible."

I put both those tribes into five different search engines, wikipedia, and encyclopedia britannica. Either those are spelling mistakes, or you're making shit up. Also, if they did exist, some trees are more safe to digest than others, there is probably a reason they live in South America and East Europe.

That leaves bugs. Yes you could survive on bugs so why not? Why not every starving person in Africa eat bugs for the rest of their existence, I'm sure that would be a very pleasant life.

Yeah I'd like to see you go down their and live only on the things you have listed, would you want to live like that? The reason we donate is because those people deserve a better life, we want them to live and not just survive.

At 1/21/11 07:54 PM, dieperson wrote: That's great for all us beef eaters, but something tells me that the STARVING people in Africa would lack those enzymes.

Well, lets send a few cows over there and let them breed.

I put both those tribes into five different search engines, wikipedia, and encyclopedia britannica. Either those are spelling mistakes, or you're making shit up. Also, if they did exist, some trees are more safe to digest than others, there is probably a reason they live in South America and East Europe.

Maybe your search engines broke. Happens to my car all the time.

That leaves bugs. Yes you could survive on bugs so why not? Why not every starving person in Africa eat bugs for the rest of their existence, I'm sure that would be a very pleasant life.

Yes, eventually they'll grow to love it.

At 1/21/11 07:59 PM, Devilz-Halcyon wrote:

Well, lets send a few cows over there and let them breed.

YES LET'S DO THAT!!!!!!

POINT: The OP is a selfish asshole with a little bit of survival knowledge. Only when he agrees to give up all his worldly possessions and follow his own advice for the rest of his life will he have the right to make a post like this.

KTHANXBAI

P.S. Cattle already exists in Africa, what I meant was that if they were able to raise livestock and eat the beef they wouldn't be starving in the first place.

At 1/21/11 08:08 PM, dieperson wrote:

P.S. Cattle already exists in Africa, what I meant was that if they were able to raise livestock and eat the beef they wouldn't be starving in the first place.

If they weren't able to raise livestock and eat the beef, then how would cows "exist" in Africa, in the first place? If those cows actually "existed" in Africa, then Africans would be able to eat BEEF!

Eager to see a response.

Another problem solved with a simple solution.

At 1/21/11 08:16 PM, Androu1 wrote: Another problem solved with a simple solution.

Fo sho

If it was any simpler, you'd think their brains were starving, too, but that's not possible.

I hope you're joking with having on mind the fact that human needs meat to stay well fed.

I still think i made the best points out of everyone in here.

I can't believe this, I am disgusted with all of you. Two pages and no one has posted Starvin' Marvin.

At 1/21/11 10:13 PM, WallofYawn wrote: I still think i made the best points out of everyone in here.

Oh definitely, you were a success. MY success.

If they can get their hands on some chocolate (or just melt themselves... FUCK I'M NOT RACIST!), then insects are fine. Chocolate covered ants aren't that bad to tell the truth. I'm pretty sure that the military did some of that shit...

Lol.. this was kinda funny..

I just read the reply to my post. I hate it when people actually know enough to question my bluffs and made up facts.

At 1/21/11 08:14 PM, Devilz-Halcyon wrote:
If they weren't able to raise livestock and eat the beef, then how would cows "exist" in Africa, in the first place? If those cows actually "existed" in Africa, then Africans would be able to eat BEEF!

Eager to see a response.

Well i read in Reader's digest that cows cannot live for long in africa (neither can other livestock) BECAUSE OF THE TSETSE FLIES!

Note: the tsetse flies cause sleeping sickness in animals and humans and is common in africa and the sahara. They kill cattle; there's ALWAYS a catch.
Also, not all caps.

At 1/22/11 12:28 AM, zalecot wrote: I just read the reply to my post. I hate it when people actually know enough to question my bluffs and made up facts.

No worries, it's understandable. :D

after all, I'm not a hungry African with a starving mind.

At 1/22/11 12:47 AM, sanjeev98 wrote: Well i read in Reader's digest that cows cannot live for long in africa (neither can other livestock) BECAUSE OF THE TSETSE FLIES!

Tsetse flies are a myth.

For a second there I thought this was referring to the amount of food we have in economically advanced countries. Oh well, wilful ignorance prevails again.

It's time for some Twisted Sister!

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