Random, crazy, and nonsensical.

[Kalmx13]

Hi newgrounds readers, I am Kalm. First of all, I just want to say I've been a big fan of newgrounds for years. I love the flash cartoons, the soundtracks, the games, all of it. The people that make this site what it is are heroes in my book.

Now then, what I'm posting here is a story I began writing about one year ago. I've shown it to few people, for reasons you'll understand when you see it. I decided to write something after I made up three new characters in a newly aquired notebook. I have always wanted to draw, write, design games, all of the sort.
So, after I made up my new guys I decided to make a short story with them. So I did, and at that time I was very far from sober. The result was as if I literally tried to write the story to be bad, yet at the same time tried to keep it funny. I've long since thought I was writing something meant to be an insane cartoon of some sort.
I hope some of you enjoy it, but I understand most people will hate it. I'm open to critisism,
especially in a way of making the story more reader-friendly while keeping the zany, random nature.
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The story begins in the next post, the rest of this is additional info regarding it.
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At the start of each chapter introducing a new character(s) I will post that character's profile before it. I decided to make them long after starting Book 3 of the story to help people with picturing characters, getting any idea of what they can do, or to prove that they really do have personalities and purposes.
I've also posted pictures of these characters that I myself personally drew. It is here in the art forum.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1224 714
My art is mediocre at best, but its all I got and it does demonstrate the appearance of the characters I suppose.

Loegas - Age: 31 - Home: Moyuve - Power Rating: 255 - Friends: Kalithias, Gyr
Hair: Blonde - Eyes: Black - Height: 5'10 - Weight: 165 lbs. - Foes: ??
Weapon: Unnamed greatsword, has a strong essence within it.
Clothes: Hooded, layered, tattered grey robes. Bracers and light underarmor. Length 6' - Weight: 23 lbs.
Abilities: Loegas is unlike anyone else in the way he can use energy. His cariety of control is incredible; he can manipulate fire, ice, earth,
electricity, wind, water, light, and darkness. Loegas can, quite simply, do more than anyone. However, his also unique and great flaw is the inability to use a type of energy depending on how much of it is available around him. Fortunately, he can often create another type of energy after one is used.
Personality: Many characters in "A!otDVR" suffer from insanity and stupidity inflicted from the VDR. Loegas is just naturally like this. Not completely hough, his serious side shows through his past, and in his rage during battle.
Background: Loegas is from a world currently known as Arcacia, along with his two companions. Little is known about them, but it is confirmed that
Loegas draws power from his weapon, which he attained in the Afterlife.
Stamina: 10 - Energy(Mana): 10 - Strength: 14 - Force: 20 - Vitality: 4 - Will: 14 - Agility: 13 - Luck: 16

Kalithias - Age: 27 - Home: Arc - PR: 255 - Fr: Loegas, Gyr
Hair: Light - Blonde - Eyes: Hazel - H: 6' - W: 159 lbs. - Fo: ??
Weapons: Two top quality serrated runeswords. L: 3' 4" - W: 9 lbs.
Clothes: Loose Garments draped around his shoulders, long sleeves, baggy pants.
Abilities: Kalithias, being an Arc Knight, can control the abundance of negative and positive energy within himself for a myriad of harmful, healing, and supportive techniques.
Personality: Kalithias contrasts himself often by acting ways depending on the situation or who he's around. At times he acts intellectual and wellspoken,
while other times he can be childish. This comes from living and growing up with many different kinds of people. Having his energy levels unbalanced can also affect his mood sometimes.
Background: Kalithias, also known as Kali, is from Arc, the largest city in his world. His skill in P/N energy use quickly lead him to becomming an Arc Knight, soldiers of the city that specialized in that area. He quickly rose in ranks in a remarkable display of skill and power, after a few years it was rumored that he may be the best. In the peak of his success though, Kalithias met Loegas and Gyr as his fate changed, and their trio was formed.
Stamina: 13 - Energy(P/N Energy): 10 - Strength: 12 - Force: 14 - Vitality: 10 - Will: 11 - Agility: 15 - Luck: 16

Gyr - Age: 36 - Home: Eastvale - PR: 255 - Fr: Loegas, Kalithias
Hair: Black - Eyes: Brown - H: 5'11 W: 244 - Fo: ??
Weapons: Swords, axes, spears, scythes, chains, flying spikes, what mood he's in.
Clothes: Designer shirt, amulet, large belt, long kilt, spiked boots.
Abilities: Gyr completely unique in his world. He is able to use his energy to control a special type of metal that is always around him, often floating as orbs. He can form these orbs into weapons, armor, shield, or spikes as flying projectiles. He is also a trained monk, and can use his energy to bolster his lifeforce.
Personality: Gyr is often very serious and intense in appearance, but sometimes concealing a sense of humor. He is also known for being over aggressive and brash.
Background: It isn't known how Gyr came to have his remarkable ability, he himself may be searching for that answer. He wandered into the town of Eastvale
as a child and lived there for over thirty years. During that time he labored and trained every day at the town dojo. His first time traveling to Arc would be the beginning of an adventure for him.
Stamina: 16 - Energy(Chi): 10 - Strength: 16 - Force: 1 - Vitality: 17 - Will: 13 - Agility: 12 - Luck: 16
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I also plan to type a short overview of each chapter for as long as I go on. This is to explain the general purpose of the chapters, whatever it may be. This chapter is the first of many, but when I wrote it I wasn't planning on continuing into some big story at all. So, this chapter really has very little purpose. It introduces 3 guys I had just made up, doing a whole bunch of crap that hopefully will somewhat amuse you. The setting is mostly just a field, except for the nonsense scene with the bad guys in a bar.
If you don't find this funny or if it's just too messed up to read then I'm sorry. Many chapters are written in different ways, and I feel like I did do better later on. This story is hard to read for all my friends, yet they love it when I read it out loud to them.

[Kalmx13]

One last thing, lot of vulgarity.

"Fun in July"

One day it was sunny, but then the bad guys came!

"I will stop them!" Gyr cried out, and he turned all six of his orbs into shovels.

He picked up one of the shovels and dug four and a half holes. These are the ones they fall in.

"Fall into these holes!" Gyr cried out.

"They did not fall into them." Kalithias stated. He was telling the truth, so he gained 20 positive energy. This put him at max energy... still.

"I agree." Loegas agreed, and he was also telling the truth. He gained nothing.

It had turned out the bad guys had not fallen into the holes, they tried to kill Gyr.

"Fuck!" Gear? cried out.

"I got this Loegas agreed." He did not cried out.

Loegas blew up magic presence into spell damage. Dirt, breeze, wetness, luke warmivity, an ice cube, a battery, a claymore, me, ten lords-a-leaping, a glass half-full of ass, and the meaning of exist circled around the bad guy, killing Gyr.

"Fuck!" Gyr died out.

"He'll be allright." Kalithias gained 35 negative energy.

Later that day, they were all at the bar having frosty chocolate milkshakes.

"Man, that was a close one," the bad guys said. "yeah, that was I'd call a stick situation." They agreed.

MY PENIS HURTS.

The bad guys looked around.

"WTF?" THey abbreviated, siping from the hollowed out skulls of the three dead heroes.

"I'll take care of this." Kalithias wrote down. He went and killed eleven of the bad guys standing confused of Dead-Gyr.

"Ultimate pencil break!" Loegas yelled out. He did not kill Gyr, or copy him?? The other seventeen bad guys died, and the rest ran away.

"Man Gyr sure is a fucking dumbass dieing like that." Loegas said while choking a god to death.

"I had thought that you murdered him, but I guess not." Kalithias replied. "Can you bring him back to life?"

"Yes," said Loegas. "but I need a lot of Life presence, I mean light presence.

The stood there for two hours.

"You gonna do it?" Kalithias asked?

Loegas looks around. "There really isn't a lot of light around." He mutter-red.

Kalithias raised an eyebrow wink. "We're in a field dude the Suns right there its noon in July."

"You mean noon in JUNE!" Loegas laughed. "Also, wolves drug his body off like half an hour ago."

Loegas picked up the grey materia, and Kalithias gained more energy, he was still at max level. They left for another place.

"Whaaat is this place!?" Loegas cried I mean yelled out in great fear, while putting Miracle Whip on his hot dog.

Kalithias looked around, they had been traveling for nearly two seconds.

"It looks like a field." he said.

It was noon-a-clock. The bad guys come at noon.

"Loegas said!"

The Hot Dog was delicious, but it could not bring Gyr back to life.

"It looks like it was a complete success, but it simply just could not work." Kalithias lost five energy.

The day had been a good day for our heroes, whom had just found out that the bad guys came back with a hundred best friends.

"This might be hard and suck." Loegas' sword thought.

There was also a boss to fight, and the boss was Gyr. The boss fight started.

"Why did you join their side!?" Kalithias asked and yelled while fighting with very little energy.

"I don't know." Gyr cried out and then killed them.

"Oh wait he did mean July didn't he." Loegas lamented.

END

This is the first of many chapters forming a plot that I'm sure has to be unique in it's own sad way.
I plan to post another chapter by tomorrow if I can get away with it.

[ZeeAk]

I'd hardly call this a story. It reads like a Dungeons and Dragons fact sheet, which I personally think are about as entertaining as filing my nails. Which I've never done, ever. When I have to sort through stuff like, 'Agility: 12, Luck: 10'.
That doesn't make for a good read, and this is the Writing forum.

[Kalmx13]

At 1/14/11 09:24 PM, ZeeAk wrote: I'd hardly call this a story. It reads like a Dungeons and Dragons fact sheet, which I personally think are about as entertaining as filing my nails. Which I've never done, ever. When I have to sort through stuff like, 'Agility: 12, Luck: 10'.
That doesn't make for a good read, and this is the Writing forum.

I decided to add the stats just because I had them offhand to begin with, since I did make these characters thinking of an RPG modeled game. I only decided to make these to contrast the far less serious nature of the story, heaven forbid they should be boring.
So would your suggestion be I take out the stats completely?

[ZeeAk]

At 1/14/11 09:36 PM, Kalmx13 wrote: I decided to add the stats just because I had them offhand to begin with, since I did make these characters thinking of an RPG modeled game. I only decided to make these to contrast the far less serious nature of the story, heaven forbid they should be boring.
So would your suggestion be I take out the stats completely?

Yes, I would. Also, I didn't realise you'd actually written a story underneath your first post until just now. I apologise for that, and will get around to reading it at some point.

[Kalmx13]

At 1/14/11 09:50 PM, ZeeAk wrote:

At 1/14/11 09:36 PM, Kalmx13 wrote: I decided to add the stats just because I had them offhand to begin with, since I did make these characters thinking of an RPG modeled game. I only decided to make these to contrast the far less serious nature of the story, heaven forbid they should be boring.
So would your suggestion be I take out the stats completely?

Yes, I would. Also, I didn't realise you'd actually written a story underneath your first post until just now. I apologise for that, and will get around to reading it at some point.

I had a feeling you didn't by seeing the post times. I'll omit the stats if I can edit the first post, otherwise I'll not post them later for the most part.
The story is dont totally different from the intro stuff. Different, if not at all more interesting I suppose. I would hate to change too much of if, but I am open to any more surgical changes that could make easier to go along with,

[Kalmx13]

This second chapter introduces more characters than any other. Six to be exact, and not all of these guys get along. Unlike the first three, these characters have been around longer, most of them arising in a pen/paper RPG back in high school. I'll also update the art forum with some drawings of these guys.

Zinowa - Age: 25 - Home: ?? - PR: 260 - Fr: Draken, Kalm, Tiamat
Hair: Black - Eyes: Black - H: 5'9 - W: 150 - Fo: Blaine, Konoe
Weapon: Dark Flare, it can syphon dark energy endlessly, and conert other energy types into dark. L: 5' - W: 16
Clothes: Ornamental robe with shades of gray, white, and black.
Abilities: Zinowa has a great deal of control of dark energy, and he is the first person in the world to have ever been born with that type of control. His dark powers are potent, and they are further amplied by his sword. He can shoot piercing bolts of darkness, spread black flames, and creat shadow minons to aid him. He can also syphon energy from other beings.
Personality: Zinowa is always calm and softspoken. He claims to believe in honor, and that his actions are ultimately necessary for the world. He is cold and ruthless nonethless, determined to let nothing get in the way of reaching his goal.
Background: Zinowa is the leader and mastermind of a group of terrorists known as The Order. His appearance was first made at the northern village of Daigor. There his enormous black dragon, Tiamat, laid waste to everything. At that time he demanded a complete surrender of arms to him across the entire continent. Initially there were no communities willing to comply, secure in thought that their great armies and warriors could handle the monster. As time by though, more locations were attacked, each time leaving countless deaths. Groups of rebels began rising around the land claiming allegiance to The Order, and Zinowa's campaign for world domination became recognized and feared in every home of the world.

Draken - Age: old - Home: ?? - PR: ?? - Fr: Zinowa, Ahsen
Hair: Gray - Eyes: Brown - H: 5'8 - W: 171 - Fo: Mathias, Rave
Weapon: Crimson, an evil sword that drinks blood to sharpen it's blade and grant Draken power. L: 4'4 - W: 15
Clothes: Rusted breastplate, loose tattered shirt and pants, dark gray and tan, headband.
Abilities: Draken is a master swordsman, but is apparently a Haiken, meaning his is not capable of controlling any energy on his own. Despite this, he is a terror of an opponent, as every drop of bloodshed gives him energy. He steadily becomes faster and stronger depending on the richness of energy in the blood Crimson absorbs.
Personality: Draken is a monster of a human being. He truly cares for nothing but himself, and he enjoys the pain of others. His voice and manner of speaking are harsh, and his mood is always foul.
Background: Almost nothing is known about Draken. He serves The Order as Zinowa's right hand man, likely from promisings of unlimited power. By Zinowa's command he has attacked multiple towns and villages in the night under the impression of being a vampire, a race that should be extinct. His brutal murders further the fear instilled in the world.

Rave - Age: 48 - Home: Foner - PR: 275 Fr: Brooke, Karin, Mathias
Hair: Black - Eyes: Blue - H: 6'4 - W: 313 - Fo: Draken
Weapon: Grand Star, an exceptionally large great sword Rave has always used. L: 7'5 - W: 29
Clothes: Plain shirt, short sleeves. Champion's belt, boots, etc.
Abilities: Rave is very dominant over ice and somewhat over cold water. He can shoot deadly icicles and freeze people's bodies. He can also drain the energy of some beings, heal moderately, and temporarily boost his own power. His raw power is unmatched, Rave can always exchange blows with an opponent and come out ahead.
Personality: Rave always appears to be angry or serious, even when he specifically tries not to. Deep down he is a caring person, though greatly troubled.
Background: Rave first appeared in the port city of Foner many years before the first sighting of Tiamat. He was a contestant it's Worldwide Warrior Tournament, held every few years. He defeated all of his opponents with ease, and it was immediately known that he truly was the undisputed champion. Over the next couple decades he established a home in the city, using his success to form a military platoon trained for deal with dragons. He lead them
into the north, eventually allowing humans to expand and establish a village. He has long since contended in tournaments only to fight each winner. Rave
is one of the most famous people in the world, and is regarded as the most powerful human alive.

Mathias - Age: 22 - Home: ?? - PR: 260 - Fr: Blaine, Karin, Rave
Hair: White - Eyes: Green - H: 5'11 - W: 4-158-680 - Fo: Draken
Weapon: Crysalis, a well designed rapier Mathias always uses. It sometimes breaks. L: 4'8 W: 10
Clothes: Chest armor, small black shoulderpads, short mantle, most colors white.
Abilities: Mathias' most used ability is being able to warp gravity, changing his weight to become extremely light or heavy. He can also; fire energy from his hand, force explosive energy into his sword, creat a floating orb of energy and have strike a targe with a bolt at any time.
Additionally, his body heals itself very quickly, He can even heal himself while using a defensive barrier,
Personality: Mathias is not a very friendly person. He can be very selfish, and he acts cold toward other people. People often become
suspicious of him, which further fules his sour personality. Mathias also refused to tell anyone about himself. His secrets torment him,
and may one day be his undoing.
Background: Mathias became known through a few good deeds and a lot of showing off. He proclaims to be the reincarnation of a hero known as Lord Mathias from a century past. Though he bares a similar look, any known similarities end there. He doesn't even seem to be aware that he
pronounces his own name incorrectly. In his journey he commits many great acts, most of them helping people in the rudest of ways. The only thing he shows any passion for is hunting a single man, named Draken.

Konoe - Age: 17 - Home: ?? - PR: 235 - FR: Guy, Razeal
Hair: Black - Eyes: Brown - H: 5'8 - W: 152 - Fo: Zinowa
Weapon: Axe, bow, scythe. Konoe uses different weapons through his adventure.
Clothes: Chain mail, robed leggings. Wears gray, red, and black.
Abilities: Konoe is prominent at both healing and controlling fire. He discovers new techniques within himself over time, eventually being able to turn invisible briefly. He can also move objects and people short distances.
Personality: Konoe always seems to remain calm in the most extreme of situations. He often tries to cheer up other people and look on the bright side of things. He is very friendly and compassionate, and sometimes shows a sense of humor. He spaces out commonly though when unoccupied, appearing to be dazed. Occasionaly his hard fate does still get to him, despite being so strong both mentally and emotionally at such a young age.
Background: Konoe wakes up in a forest miles from any town with no concious memory whatsoever. He lives learning about himself and his world by journeying everywhere. He eventually meets and becomes close friends with a monk named Guy, and later an ex- general named Razeal for a short time. As Konoe find's out about his past, his path gets more and more entangled with that of The Order as well as the heroes out to stop them. Often when waking up Konoe can go some time with no memory of his recent days, weeks, months, or years since first awakening.

[Kalmx13]

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Blaine - Age: 21 - Home: Montegale - PR: 260 - Fr: Alyssa, Mathias
Hair: Red/Black - Eyes: Red - H: 5'10 - W: 197 - Fo: Zinowa
Weapon: Ragnarok, a mythical sword of fire that forces Blaine to use it.
Clothes: Black hooded robe, demonic chest armor and spiked shoulders.
Abilities: Blaine was born with only moderate healing power and some control over fire and earth. His aquired ability to control darkness is alien to
his world and wildly destructive. The dark energy toughened his body up quite a bit, and the excess energy stengthened his fire and earth control as
well while weakening his healing. He can do a great variety of new things, one of them being teleportation.
Personality: Blaine can look very intimidating, and he plays the part well when need be. Really though he is very laid back and and seems to take
nothing seriously. He often jokes too much, being a fan of sarcasm. He is a very selfless person, which is fortunate considering the dark power's
side effects.
Background: Blaine left Montegale shortly after it was attacked by a supposed vampire. He wanted to help the world in it's time of chaos. Before
long he joined an independant platoon formed to track sightings of Tiamat. He traveled with them to a town called Anuro, and in the same night it was
attacked. Tiamat had most of the town in flames before touching down. There was no point in fighting back, Blaine and the others tried to
evacuate the town instead to reduce casualties. Long before the sun rises the dragon leaves, with supposedly no survivors. Blaine however finds himself
awakening weeks later riddled with scars from the dragon itself. He remembered accepting an offer of power from someone to save him from his fatal wounds.
With a strange new power awakening within him, Blaine dedicated his life to stopping the senseless slaughter of Tiamat.
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When I wrote this chapter I still wasn't fully thinking toward writing a full plot, though I did keep myself going by linking the first two chapters together. This chapter really just does the same thing as the last one with a whole new set of characters on a different world. Just to reinform, Tiamat is of course a huge black dragon.
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"The Battle"

"Good morning!" Tiamat chirped.

Zinowa grunted and turned over in his race car bed. He sat up, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

"What time is it." Him muttered after a heavy yawn.

"Eleven-o-clock at night!" She said cheerfully, holding a plate of breakfast out for him.

Using his poweres, Zinowa ate his breakfast instantly.

"Good morning." His mouth said. "Are you read to go?"

"Yes Sir!" Tiamat replied without hesitation.

"Then gear up, lets get this party started." Zinowa rosed out of bed with a wicked grin on his face.

Tiamat hummed happily and skipped out of the room. A few moments later Zinowa stood in front of his mirror, which should not exist yet, and inspected his battle armor.

"Kalithias... what an odd dream," he thought to himself while silently fixing the bow-tie on his breastplate. "And those other two... Gyr and Loegas... it all felt so real. What could it have meant?"

His thoughts were interrupted at the sound of Tiamat re-entering the room. He turned and found her wearing heavy makeup, kitty ears, and a see-through night gown. She was also gagged and handcuffed.

Zinowa shooked his head and sighed. "I didn't mean gear up for THAT!" He laughed.

Tiamat hung her head at the mistake and slowly turned to leave.
"Wait," he stopped her. "we actually got a few minutes and I kinda like the way you surprised me. Come over here..."

Meanwhile, in another vague location...

"Why the fuck are we doing this at midnight!?" Mathias blurted out.
Rave and Konoe both turned two him, sharing an exhausted sigh.

"We're fighting on their turf," Rave explained. "because of that we have to go by their rules, and this is the time they chose."

Konoe nodded in agreement, but Mathias just shook his head in and moaned in dismayness.

"They're evil, why are we doing this their way at all!?" He turned to Blaine, who was standing apart from the three, staring into nothing. "Don't you think this is stupid?"

Blaine didn't respond, he continued to stare off. "Why would I have thought it was June?" He said to himself quietly. "What the heck IS a June?"

Konoe approached him sexily from behind and placed a hand over his shoulder. "I understand," he said softly. "we were all in this much shock our first time seeing Mathias naked.

Blaine turned to face him. He stared blankly for a few moments before finally speaking. "Did you know I really hate machines?"

They wrapped their arms around each other and sobbed.

"Man... that was intense." Zinowa said in between breaths. He was doubled over, and sweating!, a whip in one hand.

Tiamat stretched out on her side and grinned. "Good to see I did so well." She said slyly.

Her eyes fluttered and she stiffled a sigh. Once again she found herself let down and wishing it lasted longer.

"What the fucking fuck." Mathias broke the silence.

Everyone stared in utter disbelief.

Zinowa finally looked over at Tiamat. "It's midnight isn't it."

Tiamat nodded slowly. Suddenly Draken fell from the sky.

"About time you two got here." he rasped. "I killed five of their allies waiting for you, but they ran away so thats why you don't see any bodies and I'm not a liar. Why is Mathias naked?"

"Die beast, revenge for what you did to the city of Foner!" Rave brought the massive sword, Grand Star, down upon the head of Tiamat.

"OW THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!"

Tiamat died after and then saying.

Zinowa was happy, he did not love Tiamat anymore.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn." Konoe said.

Later that day they were all standing in the same area after not moving at all. Konoe's swearing caused them all to experience small seizures.

Finally, Draken and Mathias snapped out of it and began to fight because they are hateful rivals.

"You killed my family!" Mathias yelled angrily.

"So," Draken responded. "you're naked."

"Oh," Mathias stopped and said, "I guess you have a point."

He pulled out a gun and put it in his mouth. He pulled the trigger and his brains left his head forever.

"Holy Shit!" Konoe stared, amazed that what he was eating was in fact not butter.

Rave tried to kill Zinowa and failed.

"You'll have to do better than that!" Zinowa scoffed, still having a seizure and unable to move.

Rave became frustrated, so he went home.

"I'm going to the store to get more headlight fluid." Konoe said. "I'll be back in a little while. Whats a headlight?"

Konoe left, and Draken went with him to keep him safe. Zinowa and Blaine looked at each other.

"Didn't you purposely and secretely give me these dark powers to save me after being fataly injured by Tiamat in the city of Anuro while it was being destroyed just because the power also has the essence of your father sealed within it whom was one of the dreaded sword wielders of the Dark Age and you intend to use my body to bring him and the legendary sword Noem back into our world?"

"...... Yeah." Zinowa replied.

Blaine glared darkly into the soul of his hateful rival. "I had a dream a few pages ago that was really weird."

[Kalmx13]

I'm back.

Four profiles on this chapter, but all 4 of them are less important than most any of the others. 3 of these new characters are real life people, which was a weird direction for me to go in with this story. No new art for this chapter either.

Razeal - Age: 38 - Home: Crimor castle - PR: 195 - Fr: Konoe
Hair: Black/Gray - Eyes: Brown - H: 5'11 W: 192 - Fo: Ahsen
Weapon:Unnamed sword, very high quality and embedded with runes. L: 4'8 W: 12
Clothes: Heavy armor covering torso and arms. Gauntlets, and chainmail pants. Red, Orange.
Abilities: Razeal can do many things with controlling earth, and a bit with fire and wind. Not many humans are born with two, especially three
elemental affinities. Razeal doesn't have the abundance of energy that many other heroes are blessed with though, so he can wear himself down
quickly.
Personality: It is difficult to tell how Razeal is feeling. He is mute, and often appears glum or melancholy. This appearance is usually
misleading though, he still holds passion for life despite his hardships.
Background: Razeal lived most of his life in Crimor as a soldier. His superior energy control and skilled swordsmanship led him to quickly rise in ranks
and become general at a young age. He remained a general for many years, until one day when he failed to protect a very important escort from
assassination. The incident left him mute, and he was exiled from his home. He travels the land searching for the man that took everything from him.

Matthew - Age: 23 - Home: Ozark - PR: 29 - Fr: James, Caleb
Hair: Brown - Eyes: Brown - H: 5'11 W: 140
Personality: Matthew can be a difficult person to understand. At times he is loud and crazy, sometimes annoyingly so. When his mood changed he can go
straight to being dark and serious, then other times quiet and spaced. It isn't sure if he is normal or if there really is something wrong inside his
head.
Background: Matthew is the first of three nonfiction characters to appear in "A!otVDR!". The three go from living normal lives to lmost immediately
having their realities turned upside down. For no sensible reason whatsoever, Matthew's fiction characters suddenly appear in the real world. The
stand talking and breathing with no terrible surprise or concern as to how or why they got there. From that point forward, it is unsure if Matthew is
in control of the chaos that ensues, or if he is just part of the unstoppable insanity. Regardless nobody knows that is up with him half the time
anyways.

James - Age: 24 - Home: Enterprise - PR: 33-205 - Fr: Matthew, Caleb
Hair: Brown - Eyes: Brown - H: 6' - W: 304
Personality: James can be just as quirky as his friends, and shares a lot of their crazy passions. He is more reserved, and often the more quiet of
the three though. Sometimes when he feels in the mood or the timing is right, he can have quite the hilarious outbursts.
Background: James and Matthew have been best friends since the 2nd grade even though they only attended the same school for one year. James takes to
the change in the world very smoothly. He wastes no time attacking the first villain he sees, sealing his fate in the story the is mysteriously unfolding
around them.

Caleb - Age: 22 - Home: Enterprise - PR: 28 - Fr: Matthew, James
Hair: Blonde - Eyes: Blue - H: 5'11 - W: 175
Personality: Caleb is often the craziest person in the room. He loves to drink and act stupid, play video games and run around naked.
Background: Caleb met Matthew in high school and then James later through him. A could years after school, Caleb moved to a neighboring city that James
also moved to as a child. He and James became better friends after hanging out all the time, while Matthew visited occasionally for a week or so at a
time. It is during one of these visits at Caleb's home where things start going crazy. He takes to things in a much worse way, and with good reason.
It doesn't take long before bad things start happening to him.
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So this is Chapter 3, which is crazy and stupid in all kinds of new ways. It is here that a hazy plot finally begins to form. At this point the setting actually takes place in real life in the character Caleb's bedroom. 3 real life characters are introduced, but then right off the bat fictional magic warrior people start appearing out of nowhere. In this chapter I also introduce random weird prologue-ish things, and random scripted dialogue. I am a terrible writer. Enjoy.

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Oops, I forgot to fix all that messed up crap in the last post. Too bad I apparently can't edit anything, or simply can't figure out how.
Also I guess this junk is too long, so it'll be broke in two quarters.

"Cocaine." The people spoke, none wanton for their passage.

Caleb agreed. He stared at his knee.

"I sure did have a weird dream he said allowed."

"Figgernaggot." Matthew victoriously replied.

James snapped the rubber band on his wrist. Nobody understood the real truth.

"Ugh oh!" Razeal exclaimed. "I spilled my oatmeal!"

The real life guys stared at him.

"I thought you were mute." Matthewed.

Razeal head cut off from Draken.

"Hell ya! Bitch give me yo blood!"

"Shit!" Caleb shitted, shitting his shit.

"Fucking roaches!" Matthew thought very loudly, in a different dimension.

"All the rich energy in this blood will turn me into a deity for a length of time." Draken explained as the blood from Razeal's body formed a stream flowing to the Crimson.

"Fuck dude please don't kill me I will be your slaved I want to be evil." Caleb calmly begged like a bitch.

Draken laughed darkly with his eyes closed, draining the last bit of blood and relishing the pleasure of his growing power.

This was interrupted by the sudden, sharp, stinging numbness he felt from the back of his jaw to the top of his head. His eyes opened wide, he stared forward blankly in shock.

James backed away, finally letting go of the pocket knife.

"I didn't even think that'd work."

Draken fell to one knee.

"Oh god." Caleb bitched. "This is just like that one dream I had the other night."

"Dream..." Loegas muttered. "I see whats going on here." He slowly stood up. "Draken, you are here because you saw Mathias naked?"

Draken coughed up a pile of blood, which instantly began moving toward his sword.

"Yes." He replied.

"I guess it's starting." Konoe said blankly.

"Starting?" Matthew asked? He looked away, pondering for just a moment before lighting up with realization time.

"That's right." Loegas continued. "We need to get moving."

He opened up a tiny dark hole that sucked Draken into it and vanished.

"Way cool." Matthew said AGREEFULLY!

"I fucking killed that mother fucker." James thought to himself in amazement.

"We have to go." Loegas bleepered. "It's time to get ready for the fabled day."

"Fabled day?" James and Caleb stupidly asked like they were gay idiot moron heads.

"Yes." Matthewly rightfully andly smartly told em wasup.

"Chapter 3 is starting on the next sheet of paper! Fuck its already too late!"

"Who let the dogs out?" Konoe joked.

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That was a prologue I guess.

CHAPTER 3 ~ Dimension Shit

Matthew- (Holy Crap, that Mellow Yellow can!)

Loegas- "Wake up, Chapter 3 is here."

*Everyone starts to move around from under blankets scattered across the room*

Konoe- "It's finally here? Final- E, you said it was going to be on the next page two days ago."

Loegas- "Yes, two days have passed since the last page was written. I think so anyways, time and space are pretty much fucked now that Chapter 3 is here."

Matthew- "It may have only been one I don't remember, fuck."

Caleb- "Well okay forget yall then I'm out."

*Caleb gets up to leave and James looks at him like hes a faggot bitch.*

Caleb- "Every time Matthew's imagination is involved I end up getting hurt."

Matthew- "But Caleb, I love you. I promise I won't hurt you. I'm a liar."

*A black hole grows in the middle of the room and disperses after a few moments. Draken appears in the shockwave of energy slightly younger and differently clothed.*

Matthew- "I didn't feel like describing clothes."

Caleb- "See, this means I'm going to get hurt."

James- "You?"

Draken- "It's cool I'm a good guy now."

Matthew- "See? He's a good guy now."

Loegas- "He died from James' wound and was reborn in the null void where he lived a new life in an alternate dimension. I don't know how I know all of this, and I somehow just farted out a new galaxy."

Draken- "Been a long time since I breathed air."

Caleb- "So you're not mad about James killing you?"

*James punches Caleb in the arm, breaking it in four places and fracturing his collarbone.*

Matthew- "Holy shit. James you leveled up like crazy dude."

Caleb- "Fuuuuuck!" You said I wouldn't get hurt! You lied, this hurts!"

Matthew- "Well I said I wouldn't hurt you. Guess I didn't say anything about James..."

James- "Yeah idiot, so keep your mouth shut."

Konoe- "Killing Draken gave James a ton of experience."

Loegas- "Like quite literally a ton. Like if this was Wow, he just went from like level 3 to 56 overnight."

Matthew- "Oh my God. He's almost ready for Outlands!"

Loegas- "Exactly."

Draken- "To answer your question, I spent the last three hours of my life thinking only of the most physically and emotionally painful ways to torture you to death."

Matthew- (Omfg Tim and Eric Crows.)

James- "Three hours?"

Draken- "I don't die easily."

James- "Well I guess that explains why everyone randomly started moving more slowly. Also my body feeling lighter and it being hard not to break anything."

Caleb- "I'm blacking out."

Konoe- "I'll start healing him, but with this enternal bleeding and hemrogging, it will take some time."

Loegas- ".............what?"

Konoe- "Yeah I know that sounded really stupid..."

Loegas- "I'll go outside and gather some Light presence. We should have him moble within an hour, can you help *Blaine joins Konoe in standing over Caleb, channeling energy into him.*

Draken- "So you've been here this whole time?"

Blaine- "Yeah, you didn't notice me?"

Draken- "No, man even with Razeal's blood I would've been screwed with three of you here."

Matthew- "And me."

Draken- "Yeah and Matthew."

Blaine- "Yeah you were like two seconds away from getting Ragnarok'd. Big dude over there got to you first though."

Konoe- "You could have gained two full levels from killing him."

Blaine- "I know, shame. So who's gonna tell Mathias he started a dimensional war by getting naked?"

Konoe- "We forgot about Razeal. About him being dead and headless, on the floor over there."

*Loegas walks back into the room surrounded by light, and points his arm at Caleb. The light channels into a beam and bursts from his arm into Caleb*

Draken- "Also, I forgot but that guy's family is dead."

Caleb- "Thank... God."

Konoe- "He's coming to, that was a strong heal Loegas."

Loegas- "Yeah but it has it's drawbacks."

James- "Why is it so dark in here?"

*Loegas busts open a window and channels all of the dark energy into his body and out of his other arm, destroying the house next door.*

Matthew- "Awesome."

Blaine- "How is that a drawback? What the heck is he supposed to replace me or something??"

Konoe- "Razeal is still dead."

Blaine- "Oh yeah crap. Can you revive dead people? Nobody can do that in my dimension."

Loegas- "Well yeah, but he's been there a while now and the whole head thing... well, I've seen some horrific stuff we don't wanna go there."

James- "He's covered in flies. Completely covered. Where did all these flies come from? I hear sirens."

Loegas- "Oh yeah shit I blew up that thing we need to split."

Matthew- "Fucking cops."

Draken- "Yeah this whole house is full of coprses shit is about to get real."

Blaine- "The dimensional war is in affect. That means the cops are now the bad guys so we can and will kill them."

Matthew- "Yeah news flash cops have always been bad."

Draken- "When did this dialogue become scripted?"

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