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Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:25:56 Reply

I am, therefore, convinced that girls do not have buttholes, and that all those "women" on pornos are just trannys getting their freak on. I've never seen a woman fart or poop. You know why? Because they don't. My friend jessica even confirmed this to me via facebook.

The evidence is overwhelming, woman =/= assholes

Girls don't poop or fart.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:27:27 Reply

Why did I laugh? I heard this before, it's not funny. Why did I laugh?


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You don't even want to know

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:27:46 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:25 PM, 111122223138 wrote: The evidence is overwhelming, woman =/= assholes

I checked your sign-up date, and I am very, very surprised you have not realized this.


I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
=_=' (Classic...)

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:29:25 Reply

They don't sweat either, they glisten.


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:30:06 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:29 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: They don't sweat either, they glisten.

Like fucking vampires!


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:34:51 Reply

This


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:35:19 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:30 PM, 111122223138 wrote:
At 1/9/11 09:29 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: They don't sweat either, they glisten.
Like fucking vampires!

Oh shit. Oh my. I just fucking giggled.

I thought men chuckled, sadface.
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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:35:20 Reply

Here is something to waste your brain cells on!


'He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.' - Samuel Johnson

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:35:41 Reply

Girls are from other planet.


It's not about the destination.
It's about the journey.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:38:51 Reply

You be ignorant, or you be trollin'.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:41:15 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:38 PM, Painbringer wrote: You be ignorant, or you be trollin'.

o he be trollin


Am I banned? no? awesome!

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:41:19 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:38 PM, Painbringer wrote: You be ignorant, or you be trollin'.

I could be both.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:41:47 Reply

Where does waste go?


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 21:48:52 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:41 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Where does waste go?

It comes out of their mouth when they talk.


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:03:35 Reply

How do they excrete waste, then?


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:11:36 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:35 PM, Floofs wrote: Girls are from other planet.

Jupiter... the hot one's are from Venus

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:15:07 Reply

Having lived in an all-female dorm, I can say, yes they do. And they are more disgusting than men are.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:18:14 Reply

Then how do you explain anal porn?


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:20:48 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:45 PM, Rummy0 wrote: 2girls1cup.

Trannies

At 1/9/11 10:18 PM, Cootie wrote: Then how do you explain anal porn?

Trannies dammit!


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:23:20 Reply

not an original thought in that tiny little head

Girls don't poop or fart.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:34:40 Reply

Everytime my sister walks out of the bathroom, I see a little piece of shit in the toilet. Fucking dirty bitch.


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:45:17 Reply

We definitely do both of these things. If I ever am in a situation where I cannot fart or do not wish to fart, I just yank my thong way up my ass so that it muffles the sount and absorbs the smell.

If I need to make ducie, I just go to the most abandoned bathroom on campus/near me.

We're just good at hiding it.

or are we
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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:46:16 Reply

At 1/9/11 09:27 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Why did I laugh? I heard this before, it's not funny. Why did I laugh?

Maybe because you actually did find it funny? DUN-DUN-DDUUNN

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:47:22 Reply

Well, I watch scat porn all the time and used to be able to get away with watching girls farting and shitting in the ladies room when I was a little kid. I wish I could still do the latter now without getting slapped.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:49:24 Reply

At 1/9/11 10:47 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Something about my fetish

Somehow, I knew you'd make it to this thread, Gory.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:50:26 Reply

At 1/9/11 10:49 PM, Kitala wrote: Somehow, I knew you'd make it to this thread, Gory.

Obviously this thread would catch my eye. I still want you to shit on my chest one day, but you probably already knew that.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:52:31 Reply

At 1/9/11 10:50 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Obviously this thread would catch my eye. I still want you to shit on my chest one day, but you probably already knew that.

I think you'd appreciate ANY female shitting on your chest, gory, and that's probably because of the rarity that anyone would do that. Ever.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 22:53:49 Reply

At 1/9/11 10:52 PM, Kitala wrote: I think you'd appreciate ANY female shitting on your chest, gory, and that's probably because of the rarity that anyone would do that. Ever.

Not true. I almost had it done when I was 16 with some girl I was working on a history project with, but she decided to tease me by shitting on a crumpled newspaper and giving it to me. That was hot and all, but I still would have preferred her excrement touching my hot body.

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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 23:15:06 Reply

This is ancient history


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Response to Girls don't poop or fart. 2011-01-09 23:36:30 Reply

my view on this situation is only UGLY girl fart and poop and they do it a whole f*cking lot