Sex Dreams Ruining Things...

[Markface]

Things like shows, movies, books, and other things you like.

I'm a huge fan of Glee, but last night I had a dream I was sucking off Kurt. His dick wasn't huge but for some reason it fucking stunk of piss. Now I usually get turned on at the thought of sucking a dick (seriously) but this was completely off, it wasn't clean and shiny like in porn, it was rank.

So after a few minutes of sucking his piss covered, smelly cock I woke up. Glee isn't the same to me now, whenever I see him I think of that deep-throat exhibition.

This similar to anyone else?

[TrantaLocked]

I'm not gay.

[Markface]

At 1/8/11 06:42 AM, TrantaLocked wrote: I'm not gay.

Ha, yeah, me neither.

wink.

[TrantaLocked]

Well, maybe you've now realized you aren't gay. Maybe that dream was a sign to get you to stop sucking dick so much.

[Dosensuppen]

Nope, not at all.

[SoulSecure]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ARGNAGRAM]

Gay people, lol.

[NerdLiife]

I stopped reading at guy sucking other guys dick.

[homsarrunner3]

you watch and enjoy GLEE. That automatically makes you either a girl or a gay guy. And since there are no girls on the internet .... than that leaves just one option.

[Peglay]

The fuck is Glee?

[Zombified]

Usually random chicks I see around, or in movies or something. They're usually hot. I would be thinking that anyways, so it doesn't really ruin anything for me.

[Greenfrost6]

At 1/8/11 08:48 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote: you watch and enjoy GLEE. That automatically makes you either a girl or a gay guy. And since there are no girls on the internet .... than that leaves just one option.

I've watched a couple of episodes of Glee with my family. It's not a bad show. It has a good storyline and lots of funny moments. Have fun adjusting your own lifestyle just to conform to what other people believe is what men should watch.

[homsarrunner3]

At 1/8/11 08:56 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Some of my friends enjoy Glee, and they have a strong lust for women...Tell me, how does watching a certain t.v. show indicate that one is gay?

*starts to regret saying anything...*

[homsarrunner3]

At 1/8/11 09:08 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:
It's OK, I just like to make people feel stupid for saying that something's "gay" when it has nothing to do with homosexuality. I'm just fucking with you.

ai'ight, sorry bro. I guess I just wanted an excuse to make that link.

[simon]

This thread is a massive failure, not because you sucked a guys piss covered cock in a dream, but because you must watch Glee regularly to know what someone looks like in detail from it, anyone who watches that shit is a failure to humanity.

[Markface]

At 1/8/11 09:24 AM, simon wrote: This thread is a massive failure, not because you sucked a guys piss covered cock in a dream, but because you must watch Glee regularly to know what someone looks like in detail from it, anyone who watches that shit is a failure to humanity.

It's fucking awesome. They cover Lady Gaga and dance and shit.

[homsarrunner3]

Hey, how do you get Lady Gaga's attention?
POKE 'ER FACE! AMIRITE GUISE?!

on topic: my English teacher (female, thank christ) is addicted to GLEE. All the damn posters watching me just turns me off to that show.

[R3DPhoenix]

I once had a dream I went to Tesco for a packet of chocolate digestives, but they'd run out. Is that the sort of thing you mean?

Thankfully, it was only a dream...

[TechnoHound]

You should be happy that you get sex dreams at all, even if they are gay ones

[SlayerX3]

At 1/8/11 10:02 AM, TechnoHound wrote: You should be happy that you get sex dreams at all, even if they are gay ones

Lol, I get BDSM dreams sometimes and loving sex on the missionary position using protection when I have those kind of dreams.

Now I can use this picture with even more context.