Dramatic Facebook Statuses

[Jebbal]

does anybody else get really annoyed at people who are constantly posting stupid, dramatic statuses on facebook about how their life sucks? status i've just read "terrible night. of course this would happen to me. going to bet, please don't call or text me. i don't want to talk." oh, so your day was so bad you don't want to even send a text to a friend, but god forbid you fall asleep tonight before posting up a status to make sure everyone knows you've had a bad day.

and hey, don't get me wrong. we all have our off days, and although i don't post stuff like that as my status, i don't mind if its OCCASIONAL. but it just really annoys me when i see these posts coming from the same people CONSTANTLY. seriously, it loses its effect after a while. either they're whoring for sympathetic attention or they need to see a shrink about their incredibly bleak outlook on life. its just annoying! no idea why this rubs me like this, i rarely ever get annoyed or angry.

also, it helps if you have a huge cock

[Light]

Looks like you've found your pet peeve.

[TimeBender]

and these people u add to your friendlist?

[Bryan]

I'm shaking from the drama! (This was like, the first thing on my facebook homepage.)

[phrozonfire]

I purged my facebook so I only have people I actually liked. No whores left, except certain obligatory family members.

[Jebbal]

At 1/8/11 05:37 AM, TimeBender wrote: and these people u add to your friendlist?

well yeah, i mean i'm friends with them / went to the same high school / etc. i'm not going to defriend them, but it just annoys me!

[Cootie]

People who are always complaining about how bad their life supposedly is often fine themselves ignored by me and taken off of my friends list. Nobody like someone who mopes around all the damn time.

[Jebbal]

At 1/8/11 05:41 AM, Cootie wrote: People who are always complaining about how bad their life supposedly is often fine themselves ignored by me and taken off of my friends list. Nobody like someone who mopes around all the damn time.

That's pretty rough, how much is the fine?

[TrantaLocked]

At 1/8/11 05:35 AM, JebbaL wrote: going to bet

I know whoever wrote that is a total idiot. Bet? Going to bet? On what? A horse race?

Some people these days, just go and gamble all their money and get so depressed, so easily. And now their spreading their depression on facebook?

[Jebbal]

At 1/8/11 05:44 AM, TrantaLocked wrote:

At 1/8/11 05:35 AM, JebbaL wrote: going to bet

I know whoever wrote that is a total idiot. Bet? Going to bet? On what? A horse race?

Some people these days, just go and gamble all their money and get so depressed, so easily. And now their spreading their depression on facebook?

and i just finished writing a smartass post about somebody else's typo

ironyyyy

[Catoblepas]

Recture pilated:

[homsarrunner3]

At 1/8/11 09:12 AM, Catoblepas wrote: Recture pilated:

my brain hurts after reading that one guy's post.

[Greenfrost6]

Open Facebook.

First update:

Love it when I think people who care about me do things to deliberately hurt me..

Bloody hell, fucking attention whores. I'm deleting some people.

[Markface]

Just letting everyone know that I don't want to talk to anyone, I'm so upset. But don't ask me why.

19 seconds ago from iPhone
2 likes

[Squidbit]

Picture related:

[Irrelephant]

nah lmfao my facebook is just a bunch of cliques and twats posting dark song lyrics.

[Kanon]

At 1/8/11 10:00 AM, Irrelephant wrote: nah lmfao my facebook is just a bunch of cliques and twats posting dark song lyrics.

Likewise, either that or omplaining about their boyfriend/girlfriend dumping them then getting back with them for a day or two and the cycke repeats itself.

So muc for being in fucking highschool.

[Viri]

Oh God I hate those too. it just screams "I'm a bitch, and I say I don't want attention but I really do"

[CharltonChinchilla]

This one guy who I have on my friends list only because we were sort of mates at school is the most dramatic idiot ever. He usually has statuses about his friendship groups and how his "people" have betrayed him and he's gonna "shank" them. This is a calmer version of his regular shit, he is also an illiterate cunt.

[111122223138]

At 1/8/11 09:12 AM, Catoblepas wrote: Recture pilated:

I have to go change my pants from the massive pool of semen in my briches.

[MiroDK]

I don't get those a lot, but I just hate when people log on MSN with a personal message saying "i don't want to talk to anyone today!!"..

So wait, why the fuck did you log on msn?

Makes you want to tell them to go fuck themselves.

[Leidolfr]

At 1/8/11 09:14 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote:

At 1/8/11 09:12 AM, Catoblepas wrote: Recture pilated:

my brain hurts after reading that one guy's post.

the only thing facebooks good for is joining ethnically segregated pages and bashing them for it, and watching it all roll in

[Sequenced]

I just hide them when they do it. I wish I could get a hide button irl, to hide my younger sister. -_-

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

The whole concept of Facebook rewards those who think about themselves.

Then you get the attention whore, and this happens:
Attention whore posts "xD" as a status update, gets five likes and seven comments, while you make a witty update and you get one like, which is a family member.

[platypuspwn]

The saddest status I've ever made

I miss good rap.

[Ptero]

At 1/8/11 09:12 AM, Catoblepas wrote: Recture pilated:

Wow, that girl is such a bitch. She gets proven wrong and she gets all pissy.

[Klik]

I can't even read this shit

[Damien]

This thread reminded me....I gotta go and defriend some people.

[Tateos]

"Your waiting for a train..."

[LDAF]

I always like these statuses whenever I see them, but I don't go out of my way to look for them.